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frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

elf help book posted:

they want ambrose to be stone cold and reigns to be the rock but no

Austin - beer truck
Angle - dairy truck
Ambrose - ???

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frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
Tell me he did not just say that!

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Wormskull posted:

You can look but you can't touch.
Ref couldn't even look

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Knuc U Kinte posted:

I don't watch nxt even though I should.
You should at the very least watch that match!

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
God bless you, New Jack, you goddamn motherfucker.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Top Bunk Wanker posted:

That's awfully generous on AJ's proportions.

Especially vertically.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
When the do the fusion dance at Summer Slam, will the result be Sinlisto or Kalcara?

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Wormskull posted:

Then Stone Cold told a story of how he was turkey hunting and the turkey call got stuck in his throat and he was dying choking and making turkey noises.
Sounds like something straight out of a Looney Tunes cartoon.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Keven. Just. Keven posted:

There's one guy who has to go back and put the Mr. America mask on hulk hogan every time hes on screen
If they do that, they could do that for Wild Pegasus, too.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
Pamela Martel could refer to either Rick Martel or Sherri Martel.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
I'm cautiously optimistic that whatever they do with Wyatt/Taker will be good.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Black Baby Goku posted:

Stone Cold Steve Austin opens cans of fighting powers

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Knuc U Kinte posted:

Why did they turn Kevin Owens from a powerful strongfat to a blowhard weakling.
Because all heels are weak and cowardly in WWE. Now that he's established, he gets the same treatment as the other heels.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Black Baby Goku posted:

What was the match where the entire ring fell apart

Brock vs Big Show from some Smackdown in the early 00s.

e: 6/12/03 according to this video.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Work Friend Keven posted:

lmfao I completely forgot that they hired terry funk one of the most famous and known wrestlers in the world and made him be "chainsaw charlie"

It's been a couple of years since I read it, but I think Foley's first book mentions that it was Funk's own idea for some reason.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

In Training posted:

Farooq just appeared on the Jumbotron for no reason and said he was gonna gently caress Stone Cold's rear end.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

"From Sanctuary Hills, Massachusetts, weighing in at 251 pounds..."

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

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e: ^^ Well, at least that run has one memorable match.

Alain Post posted:

I forgot about Marc Mero debuting in a Mania XII angle. I really liked his boxer gimmick.
I didn't. For some reason, I liked his silly Little Richard gimmick in WCW more. The memory of that gimmick probably made it hard to take him seriously in WWF.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Wormskull posted:

TFW I learned Gene Okerlund's wife is named Jeanne Okerlund.
:eyepop:

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Alain Post posted:

Charles Robinson owns and they shouldn't have used him as the corporate ref imo. You could tell that people liked him before they announced that he was going to be a heel ref basically
Yeah, it was weird. They even have Scott Armstrong who they have actually used as the ref in the Authority's pocket before. The NXT audience would certainly remember that. No need to drag Lil Naitch down for that.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
Carmella is hot as hell. And you can't. Teach. That!

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Wormskull posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2b6kuHC8kw&t=1260s here's the greatest Burger King ad of all time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBAXWZ6vLRc

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

NickRoweFillea posted:

They put Sasha/Becky on the preshow lol

:smith:

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
You're probably thinking of Pancrase.

Speaking of Japanese shoot-style wrestling...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUAwy0W3xtw

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

:eyepop:

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

In Training posted:

Goldust just broke a drat coconut open on Vader's noggin. Unbelievable
Pfff, he's just a copycat.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKXpSyjfIik

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

lol

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Wormskull posted:

lmfao Seeing DX walk around the Competitor HQ like a group of weird high school students trying to be bad rear end with the occasional shot of them looking like they were invited in for genuine hospitality and visitorship's sake. Sometimes I don't know if the point of DX was to be like annoying 30 year old men acting like teenagers or if they were supposed to be actually badass and cool but whatever...

For me, it always was the former, but WWE will tell you it definitely was the latter.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade


Work Friend Keven posted:

Imagine how epic it would be if you had dukevision: the ability to put duke nukem in any wrestling match

3. Against Shawn Michaels "I'm here to chew bubblegum and kick rear end... but you're all ready chewing all of the bubble gum"

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
I always do the voice from the start of his theme.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2l5fW4evUU


Repo Man

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Wormskull posted:

I like country music. I love country girls. I like Willy Nelson, and don't forget about Merle. There's only one thing, that I hate, cuz it's a bunch of crap! I, I, I hate rap! I like NASCAR racing, Richard Petty's, still the king. Yeah, they call me a redneck, but you know that's a beautiful thing! There's only one thing, that I hate, cuz it's a bunch of crap! I, I, I hate rap! There's only one thing, that I hate, cuz it's a bunch of crap! I, I, I hate rap! Ra-a-ap is crap! Raa-aa-aaap, is crap!
Obligatory reminder that WCW, in their infinte wisdom, tried to establish these guys as heels despite the fact that a great part of their fanbase was white Southern males.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

In Training posted:

There's a lucha underground 2 commercial?????

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ho0q0G5Nla8

GET HYPED!

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

elf help book posted:

"WWE is taping the WWE Kids show right now in Winter Park. Izzy was hired as ring announcer. Concept is 9 yr olds announce and interview."


frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
Just finished watching the Rumble and

yea ok posted:

My quick thoughts after HHH won the rumble: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gB3pD3UYf0&t=2h9s

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

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frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
Guys! Guys! Lucha Underground is back! Go watch it!

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

My planet need me.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

NickRoweFillea posted:

Daniel Bryan is retiring tonight.
Oh well, that is sad news on one hand, but on the other, I think we all don't want him to end up as a vegetable or a Benoit.

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frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
And then they reveal he wasn't hurt because he got shrinkage.

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