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echinopsis posted:apple watch is new google glass
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Jan 23, 2015 01:22
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i think you mean hololens
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Jan 23, 2015 01:24
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Beeftweeter posted:i think you mean hoverboard
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Jan 23, 2015 01:27
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no I believe it's called the iWatch
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Jan 23, 2015 01:28
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this thought was too good to just let simmer in that thread fly my child I say
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Jan 23, 2015 01:28
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kliksf posted:no I believe it's called the iWatch echinopsis posted:this thought was too good to just let simmer in that thread
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Jan 23, 2015 01:29
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the world needs to know the truth. the world deserves it
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Jan 23, 2015 01:33
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no I'm certain it's the iWatch
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Jan 23, 2015 02:13
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google glass actually got better battery life
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Jan 23, 2015 02:14
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looks like the battery will last for a half-marathon at least, wait for version 2 before running a full marathon with one on 
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Jan 23, 2015 02:18
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its funny how trash these smart watches are. triathlon gps watches which are actual smart watches with actual uses and features like not needing your phone to do everything and waterproof to plenty deep and have enough battery life to do triathlons
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Jan 23, 2015 02:59
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https://buy.garmin.com/en-US/US/into-sports/running/forerunner-910xt/prod90671.html this loving watch will outlast your slow as gently caress ironman time
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Jan 23, 2015 03:01
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i think it will be a big turd but v2 will probably be a small turd
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Jan 23, 2015 03:02
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iTouch
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Jan 23, 2015 03:11
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questionmarkinasquare watch
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Jan 23, 2015 03:12
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Boxturret posted:questionmarkinasquare watch sry about ur operation system op
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Jan 23, 2015 03:33
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the apple watch is less embarassing, has about the same utility, costs about 1/3, yet, like google glass i wouldnt be caught dead with one
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Jan 23, 2015 04:00
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iCrotch. Google rear end.
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Jan 23, 2015 04:01
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i mean i might buy one to develop stuff for but i make ipad stuff too and you wont see me outside with an ipad either or outside at all hahaaahaaaha wheres my rum
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Jan 23, 2015 04:05
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this thread isn't about the enormous failure than the iwatch will be but more how apple will abandon it and disable all current watches making it completely worthless MUCH LIKE GOIGLE GLAS
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Jan 23, 2015 04:07
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I think it's safe to say we all hope the iwatch brings apple down into bankruptcy
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Jan 23, 2015 04:08
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yes a single product will bring a megamillion dollar corporation to its knees, tres yospos analysis there
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Jan 23, 2015 04:10
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Stymie posted:google glass actually got better battery life I'm not sure that is possible.
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Jan 23, 2015 04:12
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echinopsis posted:only dorkier this is also not possible. a watch is worn on ur wrist and can hide under a shirt cuff. glass is all on ur face and unhideable
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Jan 23, 2015 04:14
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not to say I'm defending apple watch, just that Google glass is far dorkier
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Jan 23, 2015 04:14
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if only because its not worn right on your face. imo apple watch will just be a fitbit except you want to demonstrate your ability of spending more money on dumb poo poo
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Jan 23, 2015 04:16
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these products... aren't for me
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Jan 23, 2015 04:16
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[wistfully] i long for the days when the yospos approved consumer electronics product was also the most popular one
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Jan 23, 2015 04:18
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they made way to many configurations because they think everyone will want one i guess and it should be all personal, and probably they'll also have manufacturing issues i think all in all it's not very apple like it doesnt look much like a fruit at all, really
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Jan 23, 2015 04:20
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it'll either be the ipad 1 of watches or the ping of watches
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Jan 23, 2015 04:21
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echinopsis posted:only dorkier the iwatch has an always-on camera that's always pointing at people's faces?
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Jan 23, 2015 04:22
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yes
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Jan 23, 2015 04:39
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yes
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Jan 23, 2015 04:40
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newreply.php posted:yes a single product will bring a megamillion dollar corporation to its knees, tres yospos analysis there I was going to correct you to billions but you said mega millions and I think that might mean trillions and they aren't there yet but you know what they said the bigger they are the harder they fall the share market and world economy will feel the bankruptcy of aapl for like 7 years. in retrospect they will regret killing off Steve S Jobs
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Jan 23, 2015 04:42
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Beeftweeter posted:i think you mean hololens the hololens is actually cool. the iwatch is dumb as gently caress even if it works 100% like they say it does.
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Jan 23, 2015 04:45
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Shaggar posted:the hololens is actually cool. the iwatch is dumb as gently caress even if it works 100% like they say it does.
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Jan 23, 2015 04:46
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echinopsis posted:I think it's safe to say we all hope the iwatch brings apple down into bankruptcy lol Shaggar posted:the hololens is actually cool. lol
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Jan 23, 2015 05:13
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now apple watch this drive
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Jan 23, 2015 05:32
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apple watch is poo poo, hololens is poo poo, glass is poo poo all poo poo
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