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People only pretend to be atheists because they're angry that mommy and daddy made them go to church and they want the scientists in white coats to save them. When other faiths are embroiled in scandal it's because they are false religions ruled by Satan. When my faith is hit by scandal it proves that it is the One True Faith and Satan is attacking it because he is scared of it.
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glowing-fish posted:~That ear buds are a way to transmit infection It's a sure way to get ear herpes.
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Feb 8, 2015 20:21
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plain blue jacket posted:Without gays in heaven entertainment in heaven is pretty poo poo and the angels all sing out of key. Also no one is able to organise a wedding. If you can get married in heaven can you get divorced as well?
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Feb 8, 2015 22:18
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Orkin Mang posted:they have dicks like sea cucumbers with gigantism As do atheists. 
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Feb 28, 2015 15:19
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Volume posted:He said Ms. King was considered sick and a shut-in for several months, which was the reason for her lack of attendance. So she considers her health more important than her immortal soul?
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Aug 22, 2015 11:30
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Dr. Tim Whatley posted:god is gay As he is perfect in every way, he must be perfectly gay. And also perfectly straight at the same time. It is merely one of the true mysteries of faith.
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Aug 22, 2015 11:31
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Let's hope that scientists will finally start to take notice of climate change now that the Pope has brought it to the attention of politicians!
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Sep 23, 2015 22:26
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CaptainSarcastic posted:Why do atheists celebrate Christmas and Easter since both of these holidays are to honor the Christian "Jesus"? Cake, presents, chocolate eggs, family and friends, decorations, Christmas trees, candles. What's not to like?
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Sep 23, 2015 22:29
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CaptainSarcastic posted:Many complain about hell; they are angry at God because of hell. Just like Christians are angry at the Gods of all other religions for their versions of hell?
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Sep 24, 2015 19:33
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Volume posted:The Bible is free online, and more beneficial. Which is the right one, though? There are so many to choose from!
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Nov 1, 2015 14:39
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Nov 28, 2015 20:18
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Altair Knight posted:And not a word was said about it. More stupid poo poo atheists actually believe, that the logic of man is actually worthwhile in deducing the expanse of the known universe while not a single one of them has been on the moon. In fact, only 12 have walked the moon, none of them atheists, and it wasn't the 12 apostles of Jesus. I'm still trying to find out the pinnacle of atheist science but I have yet to see it. btw angels exist. It's good that the technology to put people on the Moon was developed entirely through prayer, angelic revelations and other good Christian science.
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Dec 23, 2015 21:35
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Volume posted:So since atheists have zero facts to present to defend their position that Jesus is not the Son of God, but only attacks, denials, and ignorance of history, then they have nothing new to teach us. Hmm... I also cannot prove that Bigfoot is not the Son of Elvis. QED.
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DoctorCatapult posted:I have a Christian coworker who is also a conspiracy nut. Unprompted, he told me that chemo is less effective than weed at curing cancer. And that weed can cure AIDS. God, my brain hurts Well, that's because it's natural and has no chemicals so only has positive benefits and zero side effects, whereas chemo is made of artificial toxins.
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