~*Burger Thread*~ Both a hairy pubis and a good burger are quite juicy when munched.

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Whirlwind Jones: Apr 13, 2013; by Lowtax

Crusty Nutsack posted:

yep

This is my jam right here.

If you hacked into my bank account and printed out my statement from 2014 you'd see probably 100 "double cheese large fry" orders from Culvers.

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Whirlwind Jones: Apr 13, 2013; by Lowtax

KennyLoggins posted:

Was gonna say Doob's but that's way too many Fries.

# ¿ Feb 9, 2015 22:04

Whirlwind Jones: Apr 13, 2013; by Lowtax

The Mad Archivist posted:

what happens if I work eggs and bread crumbs into the ground beef before cooking them? I'm told this is very similar to how meatloaf works but gently caress you, it stops my burgs from shrinking on the grill

Make your patties with a hole in the middle, that way the hole shrinks and not the burg. Didn't your mom teach you anything?

# ¿ Feb 9, 2015 22:06

Whirlwind Jones: Apr 13, 2013; by Lowtax

The Mad Archivist posted:

this sounds like quackery to me; the burger still gonna shrink you're just spreading it out further, I think my egg method will work fine for the time being

Try it sometime. Make your hamburger patty look like a donut basically. Do it.

# ¿ Feb 9, 2015 22:20

Whirlwind Jones: Apr 13, 2013; by Lowtax

Chinatown posted:

ive never seen/been to a steak and shake but its got a funny name so

It's good every once in a while really thin patties with crispy edges and toasted buns and poo poo. The fries are tiny little shoestring things that you eat with your fork which is good for a change of pace but I wouldn't eat it more than once every couple months or something.

# ¿ Feb 10, 2015 00:03

Whirlwind Jones: Apr 13, 2013; by Lowtax

Chinatown posted:

putting poo poo into the patty is mostly lame as poo poo and shouldnt be done IMO

good meat, salt, good toppings is all you need

I had a lucy filled with JIF pb and topped with bacon and it was p. good.

# ¿ Feb 10, 2015 00:54

Whirlwind Jones: Apr 13, 2013; by Lowtax

thathonkey posted:

I just cant get behind this statement. I dont need a bunch of slimy bullshit on my burger

A grilled onion isn't slimy though.

# ¿ Feb 11, 2015 00:18

Whirlwind Jones: Apr 13, 2013; by Lowtax

I'll take two of each please.

# ¿ Feb 11, 2015 00:32

Whirlwind Jones: Apr 13, 2013; by Lowtax

TEAYCHES posted:

i thought i was the only one who preferred onions raw to carmelized. carmelized are pretty meh

Nobody likes caramelized onions except gross fat people from the south who soak them in Coca-Cola. An onion's gotta crunch, like a pickle.

# ¿ Feb 11, 2015 00:34

Whirlwind Jones: Apr 13, 2013; by Lowtax

thathonkey posted:

https://www.flipburgerboutique.com/#/menus

Jesus Tittyfucking H. Christ what the gently caress is that font???

# ¿ Feb 11, 2015 00:48

Whirlwind Jones: Apr 13, 2013; by Lowtax

Hey Damien hurry up we're gonna hit up the Trib Flip before the show.

# ¿ Feb 11, 2015 00:54

Whirlwind Jones: Apr 13, 2013; by Lowtax

matrix ripoff posted:

lol @ space station booths

They're flipped. Get it?

# ¿ Feb 11, 2015 01:00

Whirlwind Jones: Apr 13, 2013; by Lowtax

matrix ripoff posted:

lil' over enthusiastic for the goatse there

# ¿ Feb 11, 2015 01:11

Whirlwind Jones: Apr 13, 2013; by Lowtax

Hexel posted:

http://www.culvers.com/menu-and-nutrition/butterburgers/

This is not a very widespread chain but if you know.. then YOU KNOW

Read the thread doofus.

# ¿ Feb 11, 2015 04:41

Whirlwind Jones: Apr 13, 2013; by Lowtax

TEAYCHES posted:

imo its a megathread so its ok to come in ignorant of previous posts regarding burgers

Culver's has been posted like 5 times now and even discussed in depth for like an entire page 2 pages ago.

# ¿ Feb 11, 2015 04:49

Whirlwind Jones: Apr 13, 2013; by Lowtax

The Mad Archivist posted:

but, it's that good my friend

Whirlwind Jones posted:

This is my jam right here.

If you hacked into my bank account and printed out my statement from 2014 you'd see probably 100 "double cheese large fry" orders from Culvers.

# ¿ Feb 11, 2015 04:51

Whirlwind Jones: Apr 13, 2013; by Lowtax

Supreme Allah posted:

I had this Wendys blue cheese the other night because it looked okay, and it wasn't so good

The bleu cheese crumbles overpower the burger meat and the fancy lettuce leaves are bitter. I took off the lettuce and most of the bleu cheese and it was okay, maybe give it a 4/10. I regretted not getting the Spicy Chicken Sandwich.

lol you idiot.

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Whirlwind Jones: Apr 13, 2013; by Lowtax

social vegan posted:

cut my dog into pieces
this is my last blue rock

# ¿ Feb 13, 2015 18:27

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