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Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

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Hi, welcome to Burger human being, home of the human being Burger

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Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!

Code Jockey posted:

Hi, welcome to Burger human being, home of the human being Burger

is it gay if one of my patties touches the other? :ohdear:

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



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Shadow posted:

Agree. I actually hate caramelized onions. Other than causing a stringy bite, I never notice them there. Caramelizing seems to do nothing more than "remove flavor."

The only alternative to raw onions on a burger that I'll occasionally partake is onions rings/strings. Sometimes they really do the trick.

Smashburger does this poo poo called "haystack onions" where they slice onions as thin as the possibly can and fry them up. tastes exactly like those crispy fried onion things you put on green bean casserole, but hot and fresh.

pile of those on a burger and you're pretty good

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

shiksa posted:

anyone ever get their burg on at cook out? its an nc/sc chain with, as far as i know, only like 4 indoor locations and a billion drive thru ones

u can get a burg, two enormous sides, and an absurdly large drink for about 5 bucks.

pretty good burgs at a great value if you ask me.

Yep, posted about it above. It's the best fast food burger available in the southeast and drat it's a good deal plus all of their sides and shakes are great.

Cook out tray, cheddar style, fries or hush puppies and chicken nuggets with a sweet tea. That's my poo poo but drat it's very unhealthy.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Fetus Tree posted:

is it gay if one of my patties touches the other? :ohdear:

Its gay if they dont touch.

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Shadow posted:

Agree. I actually hate caramelized onions. Other than causing a stringy bite, I never notice them there. Caramelizing seems to do nothing more than "remove flavor."

The only alternative to raw onions on a burger that I'll occasionally partake is onions rings/strings. Sometimes they really do the trick.

the whole point of caramelizing onions was to infuse whatever they were cooking with, with an oniony flavor

putting them on after the fact doesnt make sense to me

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
also, posting from five guys :getin:

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine
I got a bunch of Wendy's coupons that gave me free burgers

for 5 bucks I got two double stack burgers.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
Fast food burgs stack up somethin like

1 in n out burger
2 cook out
3 five guys
4 steak and shake
5 wendy's

I might be forgetting a couple... Never tried jack n the box as there's none in my state but some people seem to like them

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!

psyopmonkey posted:

Its gay if they dont touch.

I've been throwing in 30-40% sausage into some burgers recently just for fun

Are they still burgers because they're pretty fuckin good so I feel like they must be

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

Fetus Tree posted:

I've been throwing in 30-40% sausage into some burgers recently just for fun

Are they still burgers because they're pretty fuckin good so I feel like they must be

Yes. Nothing wrong with that.

SpazmasterX
Jul 13, 2006

Wrong about everything XIV related
~fartz~

Shadow posted:

Caramelizing seems to do nothing more than "remove flavor."

hello i don't understand how caramelizing works

Dyna Soar
Nov 30, 2006
^like this?

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Dyna Soar posted:

^like this?


I like the way this image loads,

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
i wouldnt mind barfin up that burger, suck my pie

Dyna Soar
Nov 30, 2006

a hole-y ghost posted:

I like the way this image loads,

yeah changed it, wtf was up with that image

Shadow
Jun 25, 2002

SpazmasterX posted:

hello i don't understand how caramelizing works

orly?

The Mad Archivist posted:

the whole point of caramelizing onions was to infuse whatever they were cooking with, with an oniony flavor

putting them on after the fact doesnt make sense to me

This. I've only seen caramelized onions put on a burger after the fact and it seems to do nothing.


I know what caramelizing does normally.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

SpazmasterX posted:

hello i don't understand how caramelizing works

who cares it is loving gross

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
grilled onions are delicious

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

Chinatown posted:

grilled onions are delicious

I just cant get behind this statement. I dont need a bunch of slimy bullshit on my burger :colbert:

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax

thathonkey posted:

I just cant get behind this statement. I dont need a bunch of slimy bullshit on my burger :colbert:
A grilled onion isn't slimy though.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

Whirlwind Jones posted:

A grilled onion isn't slimy though.

Ah sorry, was still thinking of how nasty caramelized onions are. They can still be slimy compared to raw which is what i prefer... depends how you grill em i guess?

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
In N Out isn't even that good
their burgers are completely average
also their fries and shakes are poo poo

matrix ripoff
Mar 16, 2005

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i only suck dick in self defense
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and at the bookstore
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QUEEN CAUCUS posted:

In N Out isn't even that good
their burgers are completely average
also their fries and shakes are poo poo

got a strong take here

Miss Mowcher
Jul 24, 2007

Ribbit
From a local place here in Brazil





matrix ripoff
Mar 16, 2005

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i only suck dick in self defense
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and at the bookstore
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i'll take number two plz

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax
I'll take two of each please.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

i thought i was the only one who preferred onions raw to carmelized. carmelized are pretty meh

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax

TEAYCHES posted:

i thought i was the only one who preferred onions raw to carmelized. carmelized are pretty meh
Nobody likes caramelized onions except gross fat people from the south who soak them in Coca-Cola. An onion's gotta crunch, like a pickle.

matrix ripoff
Mar 16, 2005

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i only suck dick in self defense
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and at the bookstore
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motherfucker do you even liver and onions

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



matrix ripoff posted:

i'll take number two plz

holy moly that one

Miss Mowcher
Jul 24, 2007

Ribbit
When I don't want raw onions I just put them with some soy sauce on the pan for a few secs, why would you put coca-cola on them :stonk:

matrix ripoff
Mar 16, 2005

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i only suck dick in self defense
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and at the bookstore
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social vegan posted:

holy moly that one

then, much later, i'll take a number two!!!!! :getin:

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
there is a "fancy burger restaurant" near me that is generally overpriced but they do make a burger which I am fond of called the "Oaxaca"

it's a beef patty unlike some of their burgers, cilantro-lime mayo, "queso fresco" (it's just mexican crumbling cheese though), and pico de gallo. i'm gonna try and make my own because while they do have the ingredients right, the execution and price usually leaves something to be desired.

picture (i ditch the avocado but if you're into that it's probably decent):

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
bleu cheese on burgers is also extremely good

matrix ripoff
Mar 16, 2005

~~~~~~~
i only suck dick in self defense
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and at the bookstore
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thathonkey posted:

there is a "fancy burger restaurant" near me that is generally overpriced but they do make a burger which I am fond of called the "Oaxaca"

it's a beef patty unlike some of their burgers, cilantro-lime mayo, "queso fresco" (it's just mexican crumbling cheese though), and pico de gallo. i'm gonna try and make my own because while they do have the ingredients right, the execution and price usually leaves something to be desired.

picture (i ditch the avocado but if you're into that it's probably decent):



avocado good but what the gently caress why put a giant goddamn wedge on there

Chinatown posted:

bleu cheese on burgers is also extremely good

yisssssss the peppercorn bigmouth burg at chili's was my ffaaaaavvvorite and then they took it away the fucks

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
Suddenly have to urge to create an unholy union between ground beef and Mexican loose chorizo

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



matrix ripoff posted:

then, much later, i'll take a number two!!!!! :getin:

hahahaha poo poo u nasty

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
:agreed: re bleu cheese on burgers it's one of the few things I like bleu cheese on

matrix ripoff posted:

avocado good but what the gently caress why put a giant goddamn wedge on there

yah their head chef or whoever designed the menu is kind of an idiot. their beef patties aren't that great either hence my desire to take their idea and perfect it myself. they're also tiny and I think that's at least a $10 burger...

https://www.flipburgerboutique.com/#/menus

edit: $9 actually

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matrix ripoff
Mar 16, 2005

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i only suck dick in self defense
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and at the bookstore
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seems like the kind of person who knows what things taste good together but has never bothered to actually eat any of them because he's more interested in gastronomy than practical eating

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