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Duck on, Mandingo
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# ? Jan 2, 2016 23:52 |
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# ? Apr 29, 2024 05:31 |
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# ? Jan 4, 2016 16:55 |
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A chubby Darlene straight out of Roseanne lol
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# ? Jan 4, 2016 17:29 |
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A female John Connor from T2
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# ? Jan 5, 2016 16:30 |
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With 11 common connections there is almost zero way you haven't met this person in real life.
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# ? Jan 5, 2016 22:14 |
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Rime posted:With 11 common connections there is almost zero way you haven't met this person in real life. There are dozens of ways actually
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# ? Jan 5, 2016 23:29 |
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This person 'liked' my profile 21, White, Speaks English, Dropped out of Two-year college, Buddhist Queer, Genderfluid, Bigender, Married, 5’ 9”, Used up My self-summary posted:first things first i'm happily married and not looking to hook up with anyone, so What I’m doing with my life posted:? I’m really good at posted:being just narcissistic enough to impress dudes with how "self aware" I am The first things people usually notice about me posted:"Nice stems" 👌👏👐 I spend a lot of time thinking about posted:I put myself in other people's shoes a lot On a typical Friday night I am posted:Reverse racism isn't real you guys. The most private thing I’m willing to admit posted:HAHA I met my husband on here, yeah he knows I have a profile, I'm not on here for sketch reasons You should message me if posted:you can help me get a job or wanna shoot the poo poo or something idk this fooken profile is like 10000% self promotion Stinky_Pete fucked around with this message at 23:51 on Jan 5, 2016 |
# ? Jan 5, 2016 23:49 |
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p much how i imagined most camgirls are irl
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# ? Jan 5, 2016 23:57 |
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It kinda makes me wonder what xir's doing on normal weeknights now. The same? Or is Friday night special?
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# ? Jan 6, 2016 04:01 |
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So I got Tinder working with a fake facebook account and got a couple of matches after using up all likes. Opening lines can be tough but this girl has a photo of a cat in her profile, so that's easy mode, right? Well she didn't get my carefully crafted pussy joke (not native speaker), now what
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# ? Jan 7, 2016 11:40 |
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mobby_6kl posted:So I got Tinder working with a fake facebook account and got a couple of matches after using up all likes. It's time for the dick pic
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# ? Jan 7, 2016 13:59 |
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neonbregna posted:It's time for the dick pic Dick pics are so 2015. Send her a picture of your rear end in a top hat spread out
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# ? Jan 7, 2016 14:31 |
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mobby_6kl posted:So I got Tinder working with a fake facebook account and got a couple of matches after using up all likes. Holy loving poo poo you are the gooniest gently caress ever.
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# ? Jan 7, 2016 16:37 |
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Paul Zuvella posted:Holy loving poo poo you are the gooniest gently caress ever. Those were the words I was looking for when I read that post. "She didn't get my lovely pun that was also the kind of awkward come-on that makes women hate online dating. Life is so unfair."
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# ? Jan 7, 2016 16:45 |
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I don't get it, why did you set it up with a fake account?
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# ? Jan 7, 2016 16:49 |
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Lonely, anti-social girl has been chatting with me for a couple of days. Asks "So what do you like to do for fun, :p ?" I tell her I like to drink, play games, and watch movies. Dead silence after that.
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# ? Jan 7, 2016 16:54 |
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Paineopticon posted:I don't get it, why did you set it up with a fake account? Paul Zuvella posted:Holy loving poo poo you are the gooniest gently caress ever.
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# ? Jan 7, 2016 16:54 |
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Wicker Man posted:Lonely, anti-social girl has been chatting with me for a couple of days. Asks "So what do you like to do for fun, :p ?" I tell her I like to drink, play games, and watch movies. You certainly didn't say anything wrong. She may have gotten other messages at the same time and someone else piqued her interest more. Then again if she's "anti social" she may have been turned off at the mention of drinking, which honestly if you do like to drink and she's that against it you dodged a bullet.
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# ? Jan 7, 2016 16:55 |
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Wicker Man posted:Lonely, anti-social girl has been chatting with me for a couple of days. Asks "So what do you like to do for fun, :p ?" I tell her I like to drink, play games, and watch movies. Because that's what really boring people list for having fun?
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# ? Jan 7, 2016 16:58 |
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Cuckoo posted:You certainly didn't say anything wrong. She may have gotten other messages at the same time and someone else piqued her interest more. Oh yeah, she's one of those people that likes to lists nothing but negatives and be brutally honest about how much they suck to scare people away. She seemed genuinely interested in chatting with me, talking about how chatting with people online is the only interaction she ever gets. Still, the one person who actually matched AND tried to talk going dark is still kinda , even though I shouldn't feel that way.
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# ? Jan 7, 2016 17:00 |
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Wicker Man posted:Oh yeah, she's one of those people that likes to lists nothing but negatives and be brutally honest about how much they suck to scare people away. She seemed genuinely interested in chatting with me, talking about how chatting with people online is the only interaction she ever gets. Dude she sounds like she was loving nuts. When dating, sometimes we are fortunate in finding someone who screams their problems from the hilltops so you know that they would be a lovely girl/boyfriend before getting serious with them. This was one of those people. Consider yourself lucky and find someone who is...like the complete opposite of what you posted.
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# ? Jan 7, 2016 17:07 |
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ikanreed posted:Those were the words I was looking for when I read that post. No amateur-level goonery after all these years! I did make the lovely pun but the reaction in that post was just a joke. Paineopticon posted:I don't get it, why did you set it up with a fake account? Because it forces you to register through facebook. Otherwise unfortunately the profiles have been pretty boring so far, mostly fatties with myspace angles. mobby_6kl fucked around with this message at 17:21 on Jan 7, 2016 |
# ? Jan 7, 2016 17:18 |
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Send a balls pic imo
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# ? Jan 7, 2016 17:22 |
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online dating is a scam. people who try to find relationships/get laid online are always, beyond any shadow of doubt, insane [rant] in fact asking people out face-to-face in the 21st century has become brutally easy because of this. all these millennials are in such a nihlistic malaise due to social media and electronics that any interaction with a halfway-normal-not-creepy person in real life is like a loving revelation to them. getting your "foot in the door" so to speak has never been easier because human beings crave social (and physical) contact, and the emotive abstraction provided by the internet has dulled their senses so much that they're more willing to take a chance on strangers who are willing to open their actual mouths and speak real words to them. this is especially true for anyone living in an urban environment. the internet's negative effect on people's social fulfillment coupled with the general feeling of displacement and loneliness in cities makes it piss easy to connect with people [/rant] tl;dr what I'm saying is, ask people out IRL. it's like playing the lottery except the tickets are free, and you have a really high chance of scratching off at least two bucks
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# ? Jan 7, 2016 17:27 |
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SciFiDownBeat posted:online dating is a scam. people who try to find relationships/get laid online are always, beyond any shadow of doubt, insane And about the same percentage of people are single.
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# ? Jan 7, 2016 17:30 |
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You folks need to stop whinging about dating and post some goobers. quote:*snip* This profile is listed as male, when she is very obviously a woman in her pictures quote:My self-summary As a bonus, she sent me this message: quote:Muah xxx hunni you could do with a few more pics, I mean however is a girl to decide whether she wants to turn you or not? Her pictures aren't very interesting, but she has as many corsets, cat ears and brightly coloured hairstyles as you would expect. Various AUG: the poster too Bonus round: picture is fine, I just think there's something a tiny bit awkward about using a picture from this particular location on a dating website...maybe that's just me it's Auschwitz
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# ? Jan 7, 2016 21:26 |
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insufficient guns posted:
Not just you. I saw the gateway and immediately winced
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# ? Jan 7, 2016 21:30 |
insufficient guns posted:Bonus round: picture is fine, I just think there's something a tiny bit awkward about using a picture from this particular location on a dating website...maybe that's just me it's Auschwitz
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# ? Jan 7, 2016 21:35 |
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Ahaha holy poo poo! I was in Dachau recently (just visiting ok) so it was instantly obvious. This is probably even more inappropriate than pics with children or exes, what the hell.
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# ? Jan 7, 2016 21:51 |
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mobby_6kl posted:Ahaha holy poo poo! I was in Dachau recently (just visiting ok) so it was instantly obvious. This is probably even more inappropriate than pics with children or exes, what the hell. "I'm so deep and sensitive, here I am looking slightly concerned about the holocaust"
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# ? Jan 7, 2016 22:10 |
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tfw u get extremely pretty tinder matches but are too gonny to msg em
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# ? Jan 7, 2016 22:42 |
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Groovelord Neato posted:tfw u get extremely pretty tinder matches but are too gonny to msg em Uh. No. I don't get that feel at all.
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# ? Jan 7, 2016 22:47 |
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sorry you aren't getting the matches i am
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# ? Jan 7, 2016 22:48 |
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Groovelord Neato posted:tfw u get extremely pretty tinder matches but are too gonny to msg em If it makes you feel any better, they are probably bots.
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# ? Jan 7, 2016 22:58 |
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they aren't. i would feel a lot better if they were.
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# ? Jan 7, 2016 23:00 |
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what a catch
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# ? Jan 7, 2016 23:58 |
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JakeP posted:
why would you lead with this "straight woman looking for meal ticket"
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# ? Jan 8, 2016 00:16 |
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JakeP posted:
lol you and i live close to one another (pic not me)
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# ? Jan 8, 2016 00:23 |
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Groovelord Neato posted:tfw u get extremely pretty tinder matches but are too gonny to msg em they already swiped right on you, just wet it up
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# ? Jan 8, 2016 01:30 |
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I'm down near Foxborough but you can keep that one.
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# ? Jan 8, 2016 02:28 |