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notZaar posted:It's like going to the zoo for them. OKC is like a zoo tbh
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Groovelord Neato posted:I keep getting cuties visiting and liking my profile and I think it's some kind of cosmic joke... If an actual attractive woman has liked me but not visited my profile I just assume she didn't know that swiping my picture whatever way it is counts as a like.
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May 4, 2015 01:17
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I'm extremely attractive and made a good profile that isn't too long or cringeworthy or dull and doesn't mention video games but no females will message me back send help
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May 4, 2015 01:22
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man nurse posted:I'm extremely attractive and made a good profile that isn't too long or cringeworthy or dull and doesn't mention video games but no females will message me back Leomarr please, your thoughts on the matter?
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May 4, 2015 01:23
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How do I gently caress?
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May 4, 2015 01:38
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LeoMarr posted:you're going to get so many ladies white knighting okcupid on SA dude keep going. Actually I found someone really cool and we're steadily heading towards a relationship? Not my fault you're a hideous enraged human being who screams at people on dating sites, seriously. Also it's not whiteknighting if you're a genuinely annoying loving retard, if someone says something you don't like in their profile then move on instead of sending stupid poo poo that just makes you look like a tool, you aren't on SA you dumb gently caress.
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May 4, 2015 01:50
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Awkward rear end imbecile.
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JebanyPedal posted:Actually I found someone really cool and we're steadily heading towards a relationship? Not my fault you're a hideous enraged human being who screams at people on dating sites, seriously. lol Its going to be funny when you steadily head towards getting cucked by this girl because you're a nice guy who would be OK with an open relationship mid marriage. so when does she start taking various ethnicities of cock when you arent with her? And she lied by the way, she still has her tinder. WAR CRIME GIGOLO fucked around with this message at 02:30 on May 4, 2015 |
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May 4, 2015 02:25
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The awkwardest poo poo is that we can't link to profiles to read them because inevitably some awkward goon will approach her somehow and then we can't have nice things because Goon's can't get "look but don't touch" through their heads so I have to take awkward creepy dude at his word that he was dealing with a crazy woman. Nothing about taking that dude at his word makes for a fun thread.
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May 4, 2015 02:29
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TheSpiritFox posted:The awkwardest poo poo is that we can't link to profiles to read them because inevitably some awkward goon will approach her somehow and then we can't have nice things because Goon's can't get "look but don't touch" through their heads so I have to take awkward creepy dude at his word that he was dealing with a crazy woman. Nothing about taking that dude at his word makes for a fun thread. If i want phone posting I would copy paste. But i actually did block her so I cant find that exact example anymore.
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May 4, 2015 02:31
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JebanyPedal posted:Awkward rear end imbecile. you are like the standard template of goon with no variance whatsoever, the base model. yuck.
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May 4, 2015 02:49
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man nurse posted:I'm extremely attractive and made a good profile that isn't too long or cringeworthy or dull and doesn't mention video games but no females will message me back Your either around 5'6" or it could be your mom is lying to you. Post pics so we may judge you or begin investigating a new lifestyle.
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May 4, 2015 14:41
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It might be that he's a man nurse, or that he uses the word "females" in conversation
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May 4, 2015 14:45
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god online dating seems loving horrible. i'd recommend just serially sleeping with your girlfriend's best friend when you get tired of her.
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May 4, 2015 15:08
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This is the most depressing OKC profile I've seen in a long time and I can only hope it's some kind of joke:
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May 4, 2015 15:41
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I have to laugh at the standard message at the bottom. Like, no matter what kind of crazy profile you're reading, it's always just "Interested? Go ahead... Send a message!"  Feels like OkCupid should just literally take the smilie and put it there.
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emminou posted:This is the most depressing OKC profile I've seen in a long time and I can only hope it's some kind of joke: If this isn't a troll, you gotta wonder why they even bothered making a profile at all if they weren't gonna even try making themselves sound good or marketable in any way The only thing I can think of is (a) to satisfy nagging parents/relatives or (b) to use their possession of an online dating profile which gets no interest as a justification for further self-pity, continuing the endless downward spiral
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May 4, 2015 16:04
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emminou posted:This is the most depressing OKC profile I've seen in a long time and I can only hope it's some kind of joke: Post the pic. This has never been more important than it is now.
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May 4, 2015 16:17
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loquacius posted:If this isn't a troll, you gotta wonder why they even bothered making a profile at all if they weren't gonna even try making themselves sound good or marketable in any way (c) the desperate and misplaced belief that having a girlfriend/boyfriend will solve every problem you have with yourself
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May 4, 2015 16:22
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EZipperelli posted:Post the pic. This has never been more important than it is now. Since you asked: 
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May 4, 2015 16:33
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Mr. Unlucky posted:you are like the standard template of goon with no variance whatsoever, the base model. yuck. A car with manual windows and no A/C? 
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May 4, 2015 16:40
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emminou posted:Since you asked: The look of fear in that poor creatures eyes as she gazes at her next meal is disturbing
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May 4, 2015 16:42
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Spakstik posted:(c) the desperate and misplaced belief that having a girlfriend/boyfriend will solve every problem you have with yourself If it was this they'd have marketed themselves a little better or at least not spent the entire profile talking about how lovely they are, though Maybe they're just so depressed that when given the option to write about themselves that kind of thing is just what naturally comes out  emminou posted:Since you asked: I am no more sure of this person's gender after seeing this picture than I was before
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emminou posted:Since you asked: emminou posted:This is the most depressing OKC profile I've seen in a long time and I can only hope it's some kind of joke: This unfortunate soul wishes to be considered a writer while posting: I'm an uncommunicative pick "...writing and sundry other art forms" Message me if you want to be depressed. ________ That person didn't "quit sex" by choice. Mercy kill it.
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May 4, 2015 18:00
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emminou posted:Since you asked: yep, thats about right
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May 4, 2015 21:26
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gonna go out with this qt in like 4 hours will report results. She tried to get the day off work so she could see me longer, and joked about me calling in sick tonight so we coujld spend all day and night together. Im not sure about this one
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May 4, 2015 21:32
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ok cool, just bookmarked this thread. keep us to date man, hope its all systems go for some wet dickie action. fingers crossed !!
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May 4, 2015 21:37
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my date drank too much wine and was violently sick without any warning in the middle of a really trendy bar im taking her for tapas later this week
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neonbregna posted:Your either around 5'6" or it could be your mom is lying to you. Post pics so we may judge you or begin investigating a new lifestyle. I'm definitely 6'2" and definitely resemble Tom Cruise or Christian Bale without the muscle. Maybe that's the problem. Or, or, it's because I live in a small town instead of the city and no one wants to date someone 30 minutes away from them.
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May 4, 2015 21:41
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LMAO at all the idiots who wasted their Thursday nights watching Seinfeld, instead of watching prime Simpsons like the other truly undesirable comedy nerds.
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Gypsum Fantastic posted:my date drank too much wine and was violently sick without any warning in the middle of a really trendy bar Maybe applebees is what she's used to so her 105 lb body can get drunk off of the two margaritas you're alotted by the directorate.
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LeoMarr posted:Maybe applebees is what she's used to so her 105 lb body can get drunk off of the two margaritas you're alotted by the directorate. I don't know what applebees is all I know is she owes me a new pair of trousers, I discovered this morning she got some of her vom on them. It was a fantastic date up until chundergate, but needless to say she didn't get a kiss goodnight
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May 4, 2015 21:50
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My girlfriend puked in my hands once and I still kissed her stop being a pussy and wet it up
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May 4, 2015 21:54
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Lol if you've never swapped vomit in a jack and cocaine soaked sexual triumph
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The_Book_Of_Harry posted:Lol if you've never swapped vomit in a jack and cocaine soaked sexual triumph I hosed a girl who was on a 2 day coke binge. She did a line while I hosed her and straight projectile vomited the entire room
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SaltLick posted:My girlfriend puked in my hands once and I still kissed her stop being a pussy and wet it up The night we first hooked up, my fiancee puked in a bathroom, resisted all attempts by her girlfriends to put her to bed, brushed her teeth and came back downstairs to find me Never give up, never surrender
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So I guess the consensus is that vomiting on a first date is not such a deal breaker after all. Yeah it did kill the mood somewhat but drat I guess it was probably nerves making her drink more than she normally did or something. I felt bad for how mortified she was about it more than anything to be fair. Also it gives me one free pass in the future to do something embarrassing when drunk too like poo poo on a dog.
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Gypsum Fantastic posted:Also it gives me one free pass in the future to do something embarrassing when drunk too like poo poo on a dog. You may think this, but it's not true. You will get even more poo poo in future if you bring the vomiting up in your defence...
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lol if you've never poo poo on a dog
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Sheep-Goats posted:If an actual attractive woman has liked me but not visited my profile I just assume she didn't know that swiping my picture whatever way it is counts as a like. Nah they all visit my profile which makes it even more bizarre.
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