nutranurse posted:

ive seen this person in real life.

Ribsauce posted:

drat on GIS it has a lot more results. Most of the websites are in chinese with the stock photo. The picture is like a distance action picture, the close up of her face has no results.

What would you guys have done? Send a message? No show? Gone to see what happened? I almost wish I went now. With more advance notice I would have sent a friend or two in advance to see what was going on in exchange for a beer.

"Sally" has not responded.

ThePriceIsRight posted:

ya well clubs and sports and poo poo are dumb and boring. what can I do to get normal people to like me

Sheep-Goats posted:

Only if you're not a six sigma anomaly













This post written in a supine position atop a foam bed after messaging a stupendously out of my league girl on a website called OK Cupid

Ninja Pangolin posted:

ThePriceIsRight posted:

ive been on this website for 3 months and ive only gotten 40 likes of which 5 are non-fat and 3 of those that are actually attractive and somewhat fit. am i loving uggo or can i somehow blame women for this?

froward posted:

and aren't a racist cock.

DaveSplitter posted:

She's actually pretty cute. Not fat or ugly. Too bad she seems like a total bitch.

naem posted:

Coolie Ghost posted:

lmao i wish hadn't deleted the messages she sent to me afterwards, she got drunk and sent me a long message complaining about how i didn't take her on an actual date where she would have been "better behaved", and that her sending this drunk text was "closure" and ended it with the lonely girl mantra "i hate boys"

JebanyPedal posted:

The gently caress you talking about, I'm not being humble about it you dumb gently caress, I'm hot and girls hit me up on OKC like easy peasy, you loving gelatin rear end retard.

Tumble posted:

Cavegirl hippy bush that smells like pussy and patchouli? Game. loving. On.

man nurse posted:

I'm extremely attractive and made a good profile that isn't too long or cringeworthy or dull and doesn't mention video games but no females will message me back

send help

emminou posted:

Since you asked:

SaltLick posted:

lonely moms are the easiest of pickings after fats

Gypsum Fantastic posted:

blonde rich girl sounded nice, it's just sad to me that she will probably wake up feeling worthless and used and that even if she doesn't the virgburglar will probably ditch her for the next series of new blips on the okc radar. the whole process to him just sounds like an addiction if i'm honest, and i can't help but wonder if the virgburglar will one day end up feeling like an empty husk of a human being who blew any chance at any deep and long-lasting connections because god forbid he doesn't inseminate a girl on date #1.

in the words of frightened rabbit, it takes more than loving someone you don't know to keep warm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BI3psN4rajU

man nurse posted:

I'm getting nothing but jet-setting yoga enthusiasts who won't message back and the one person who did immediately started sending me gross pictures so I think I'm about done with this.

red polo shirts posted:

Post pics

Yawgmoth posted:

This is gonna be how I kill my morning, thanks.

Tumble posted:

lol this guy.

I am totally down with hooking up and casual dating. It's fun.

If you're out there regularly hooking up with people you think you can do better than, try dating up a bit? I don't think I deserve an explanation, but when I'm hooking up with somebody a few times and I meet somebody I actually want to date I will send a "hey you've awesome to hang out with, but I met somebody I really want to get to know more."

It's polite... Why would I just stop responding?

Dr. Tim Whatley posted:

are hetero's using tindr yet?

Shirley Crabtree posted:

Yeah but if I have to lie I use lies that don't involve dead people out of respect for not wanting the other person to worry. There's considerate ways to do it and there's tacky ways to do it.

e: theres a billion lies you can use that don't involve dead people, i'm not ready to date again, i'm moving away soon, my ex is back in my life and we want to give it another go etc etc...

SaltLick posted:

I once had a girl cancel on me because she couldn't find a babysitter for her adult retard brother.

LeoMarr posted:

Well I pulled put my 15, 13 for the meal 1 for the waiter and 1 dollar for the bus ride back. she looked confused.

Sheep-Goats posted:

Hippies think chemicals are bad. They think soap is a chemical. They are also gentle and easily influenced. They realize they stink but cannot use "harsh industrial detergents." So they try to do a nice thing for others by covering up their stench with perfume. But perfume is chemicals. Except for patchouli. Because it comes from a headshop instead of a department store it is not a chemical.

Tumble posted:

No way, I'm a pretty cool dude, plus my new haircut is loving sweet!

Risky posted:

Just made more small talk and then I told her I was gonna crash. She then msged me her phone number and told me to text her tomorrow... I still haven't.


In Jebany's defense, she didn't even tell me her name before she busted that line out.

captainOrbital posted:

You guys are traumatizing these poor women.

Coolness Averted posted:

Idk if pics really help the thread sure sometimes there's really folks lacking self awareness but we've had more 'lol look at this uggo she literally a cripple' or creepers than real comedy

TheSpiritFox posted:

I did marry her and have a kid with her (in that order) so unless you want to make a totally valid point about how over a decade ago I was not at all an adult at 20 you've really got no point to make here.

P.S. The rap sheet poo poo did not make the post I was responding to any less stupid fyi

vyst posted:

"15 year olds man. I get older but they barely have started menstruating". "Alright, alright, alright!"

Lawman 0 posted:

I would edit out the names imo just in case.
Also I decided to gently caress around with flag mod and came across a massive schlong.

actionjackson posted:

Okay, so we are different

My mother taught high school English though so I've always been turned off by bad grammar and spelling.

vyst posted:

They should repeal HIPPA so okcupid can tap into medical records to confirm body type

Hobohemian posted:

Pretty sure that is wrestling legend The Undertaker pre hat phase.

Lawman 0 posted:

I'll come back to this one in a few months.

NotWearingPants posted:

If someone lists "Blistex" as one of the six things she cannot live without, is that a tactful way of saying "I have herpes"?

ThePriceIsRight posted:

what's the male - female ratio on this dumb website. also has anyone gotten laid being unironically honest about loneliness on your profile? just a question for a friend.