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I put I made $1,000,000 and met a smoking hot chick. hosed her. Then she told me I misrepresented myself on my profile. Um no...seeing that 1/2 my profile was blatantly false and done for humor, you misrepresented yourself by gold digging.
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Gaunab posted:why don't you guys just message who okcupid says you're msot compatibale with; duh Oh wow...96% match. My goodness, we have a ton in common. Our profiles are almost written for each other. Sends polite message. Next day she views your profile. No response. gently caress you whore.
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Slime Bro Helpdesk posted:Hi I'm the chubby girl who doesn't fill out anything under body type and tries to only post head-shots. Body type: average
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Arian_Samurai posted:Your OKCupid profile should assure viewers that you are not a serial killer. Unfortunately you can't just write "I assure you, I'm not a serial killer" as ironically, this sets off some red flags. Whenever someone says "serial killer" to me, I turn the tables. "You know, I had never even considered that, but the fact you brought it up has me worried. How do I know you aren't a killer, yourself?"
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5-HT posted:p. much. best response rates are always in the 70% - 85% range for some reason. idgi. I have a friend who lives in NoPa in San Francisco. (IE: hipster spot #2) He overheard some girls talking about OKC. One of them said that she only responds to guys with a 99% match rate. I've never even seen a 99% match.
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Do you gently caress on first date: Yes - winner No - pass
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Fonzarelli posted:Six things i could never do without: iphone
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The Mentalizer posted:Faygo, crystal meth and Hep C And cum. Lots and lots of cum.
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