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computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

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Meeting online seems almost mandatory if you want to date a med school girl

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computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

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Wicker Man posted:

"Netflix and chill" is the new come in for coffee.

That and "Not here for hook ups."

"Not here for hookups" just means "I won't gently caress literally any guy that I see". If you fall within the traditional bounds of attractiveness you're still golden.

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

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My self-summary

Dee 👸
22 ✌✌
Girly👠 + Tomboy 👊
Student 📚
Swim Coach 📣🏁🏊
Independent ☝
No kids🙅 & not interested in yours 😕
I'm just looking to make good lookin friends 😂 and if there's a spark we can see what happens next 😏
I'm super 😳 shy until I warm up - then ima firecracker!🎉
Not interested in hooking up, don't waste your time⌛nor mines.🙅
Don't ask for my number please📵📴

What I’m doing with my life

Bike 🚴
Dance 💃
Swim 🏊
Imports🔰
Jog 🏃
Sing 🎤
Movies 🎬
Read 📖
Travel ✈
Goof🐉
School 💁
Football🏈
Basketball 🏀
& Soccer Players 😂⚽🏃

I’m really good at

Being honest 😇😈 it's a blessing and a curse

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

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I'm sure there's some correlation if only due to proportionality being a thing.

But at the same time I think women just want a really tall guy because being tall is itself a desirable feature for men.

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

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Cuckoo posted:

I said it before and I'll say it again, the tall obsession some girls have makes no sense. As a 5'3" woman I find that after 6" tall everything I do with a guy becomes a pain in the rear end. Certain sex positions are harder, it's impossible to be the big spoon, you need a stepladder to kiss them. Personally as long as they are my height or above, that's cool.

From my observations, there are a few height queens but in general if you can be taller when the girl's in ~3 in heels, you're probably fine.

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

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Groovelord Neato posted:

it actually is due to what computer parts said. it correlates just like taller men tend to have larger hands, feet, longer limbs (wink wink), etc.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QuHw5ivCs1A

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

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Actually porn stars are usually shorter dudes with bigger dicks because proportionally they look even bigger than normal.

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

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A girl matched me on tinder and immediately asked me what my favorite type of fish was (not for eating).

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

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Otisburg posted:

what kind of fish did you tell her?

I said a lionfish, they're pretty.

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

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So I have gotten to the point in my life where I simply don't know how to make friends. So here I am, in a last ditch effort to make some new acquaintances.

Hi, I guess my name is Stupor. I am happily engaged to a wonderful German guy who we'll call Franz. However, my dear Franz is currently out of the country for a little while so I don't have much going for me in the way of 'plans'...or 'outings'.

I keep pretty busy, as I have college and work, as well as a young daughter who I have part of the time.

This girl is 22.

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

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quote:

My self-summary

Just a normal horse who enjoys normal horse things. Eating hay, hangin with my horse buddies, walks along the fence line, you know, the works. Occasionally I turn into a unicorn.

What I’m doing with my life

Day to day? Well I wake up, chow on some hay or grass, maybe some alfalfa. Go run the fields with a few of my best horse buds for a while.

I’m really good at

I'm really good at nail art, for a horse.

I spend a lot of time thinking about

Not much us horses need to think about. Usually what and when we're gonna eat or drink, if we're hot or cold, or if something is going to eat us. Occasionally I think about how I got here on this planet, and stare up into the space knowing I'm just a spec on the Earth, and a tiny atom compared to the universe itself.

You should message me if

You're looking for a good horse friend to throw into your inner circle, and if you have a good sense of humor

I don't think I have to tell you what the pictures are.

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

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loquacius posted:

Did the horse post dick-pics

No but there was:

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

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Sazabi posted:

Makes me think she's not that good at nail art at all. But on the other hand, I could still be impressed. Computer Parts did she post pics of said nail art?

Nope, just a whole bunch of horse heads and then one with her actual face that wasn't too bad looking.

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

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Okay.. So lets filter the Fishes that can't handle this shark...
I am a very emotionally driven woman. I love deep, laugh hard and get hurt easily. If you're with me and are committed I will be the most loyal and caring person you've ever met. I'm not superficial and don't required a lot of flattery in the form of gifts. But I am needy when it comes to physical affections. I love hand holding and cuddling and walking side by side with your arm wrapped around me. I hate talking on the phone but love getting aa text or many every day. Another negative of me... I do consider myself to be the female version of Shallow Hal.. I have really bad habit of judging people by there appearances. And if there is not an initial physical attraction I don't uaualy message them... I'm a hypocrite I know.
I do have an infant daughter. She will be 1 soon and she does come first. So if I can't find child care I would hope a man who is interested would understand why I cannot meet at that current time. I have met people online in person before and am willing to do so again but it takes me.a.minute.to become comfortable with people. So I hope you have a bit of patience.
I promise there are good things about me.. But I directed this section more towards filtering the ones who don't want to deal with a woman who puts it all out there.. So if you're still interested in getting to know me.. Please feel free to message me.

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

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Confident, compassionate, easy going, insightful, progressive, assertive, hilarious, real life super saiyan, and just damned adorable.

I'm a freelance graphics designer. The "work 9-5 for someone else" thing was lame & boring, so I run my own graphics design studio that specializes in being myself and I just happen to make a living off of it.
When I actually decide to get away from the computer, I enjoy crossfit, yoga & pilates, reading, writing, drawing, any and all museums, piano, & traveling.
I also spend my precious and irretrievable time on metaphysics, astrophysics, neurology, and various other sciences; psychology, astrology, philosophy, meditation, and other hippie tendencies.

Please keep your religion, your children, and your religious children away from me. I've already entered eternal tsukuyomi and accepted Madara Uchiha as my lord and savior.

The calendar says 2015 but my heart says 2005. Not easily impressed. Erotic, yet uninterested. This is probably how Prince feels.

White girls will never be powerful enough to defeat me.

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

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paco650 posted:

Taking odds on whether this bald-faced motherfucker's first and only reference for Tsukuyomi is an anime or manga, and which one is it: YuGiOh, or Naruto.

Oh btw, the pics on this one are not what you expect, which is partially why I posted it.








computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

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computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

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Otisburg posted:

That 8 y/o girl is not wrong about world-changing individuals, but should also not be on a dating site.

She's a single mother (I believe of multiple children).

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

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Anton Chigurh posted:

I used to wonder why so many poly women seem to be plumpers, until I realized something. The same lack of inhibition that lets them stuff their pie holes with mass quantities of unhealthy food also allows them to get their other holes crammed with the dicks from other men, all while trying to maintain a committed relationship.

It's also the same reason they're kinkier in the sack. You just have to get over the rolls of fat and the stench first.

I think it's because being poly for normal people is called "casual dating".

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

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Otisburg posted:

actually most normal people aren't codependant enough to need an Emergency Floatation Significant Other to have as a backup and cuckold on top of the people they're casually dating

Yeah that's what I mean, most people can be friends with other people without having to gently caress them. The fat people take it a step farther into "people only like me if I gently caress them first, so I'll be poly".

The "casual dating" thing is the opposite end - you can gently caress people without having to be friends with them first, but fat people don't do that.

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computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

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insufficient guns posted:

I had a quick look and I can't seem to find my own personality profile. This new site layout is horrendous. If you can tell me how to find it then I'd gladly post it. When I go through quickmatch about 80% of profiles say "I'm a geek" somewhere.

There's a personality tab on your profile.

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