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staberind posted:So, I dont know much about this whole "Dadbod" thing, perhaps Jeb can fill us in, like, is there a specific mating display you guys use, involving your gut and lack of height? I heard that Jeb is cool and also buff and doesn't have a gut so I don't think he can answer u
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staberind posted:Oh, wow, http://www.xojane.com/it-happened-to-me/kristin-davis-beauty-behind-bars As a prisoner, I sometimes wonder why I don't get literally all the same luxuries as person on the outside. Weird
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revdrkevind posted:Welcome to "the wall". Lmao, just lmao
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Aug 7, 2015 16:57
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Whole lotta Eliot Rodgers up in here
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Aug 8, 2015 16:30
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What doesn't that religious dullard use Christian Mingle or Farmers Only? Surely they will help u find gods match for u
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vyst posted:Gods match for me was a tiny submissive farmer's daughter just as the good lord intended. Yes! And furthermore: Frank Viola posted:They should just call Farmers Only "White People Meet" because that's what it is. The Farmers Only commercials creep me out, they are just painfully loving white. Gross. Like, I know there are black farmers in the US, but the commercials sure have a lot of classic trucks and white women in high waisted bluejeans with belt buckles...
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Otisburg posted:speak for urself i inflate my neck sacs and let out a loud croaaaak to let the swamp ladies know i'm available to make tadpoles Hmm... I knew there was another male muscling in my turf... "inflates throat pouch menacingly"
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Fluo posted:eat Fresh!
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Dr. Tim Whatley posted:Gaseous loving dog poo poo and dad hey ?
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Business Gorillas posted:i'm the chinstrap in the background IM the chinstrap in the background
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notZaar posted:I have a chin strap, it hides my jawline quite well. I don't have a jawline since I am a tremendous fat garbage person
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computer parts posted:Oh, so that dd/lg stuff? cummies and eggies
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Oct 11, 2015 14:33
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Oct 11, 2015 18:40
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What on earth is "brat"? Subaru Brat cosplay? Acting like A brat? Idgi
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Breetai posted:It's a naughty little girl who needs a good hard spanking/beating before daddy will agree to feed her his cummies. I should have just assumed it was gross and weird, thank you
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Oct 12, 2015 16:57
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redweird posted:You guys gotta cut this out 
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Oct 13, 2015 15:53
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Lmao, just lol @ that loving goofus
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Oct 15, 2015 20:17
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I went back and looked at his picture and part of his arms look shaved... idgi
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Oct 16, 2015 02:45
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Chomp8645 posted:No a second date. My dude, slam loving whale please
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Business Gorillas posted:I got my taco date cancelled at 830 am since she forgot she picked up a shift. I'm okay with this and I'll probably just do chores at my place while letting my friends on Something awful know Ill go out with u big boy :bigtran:
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Oct 22, 2015 17:39
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I want to kick that person's rear end
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Oct 26, 2015 19:15
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That's pretty funny but I honestly just want to kick his loving butt.
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Sheep-Goats posted:Otoh I only like a few types of women but my helmet has many dents and grizzly scars from its tremendous exposure to battle Hmm, same
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Oct 30, 2015 04:34
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I like women, preferably without a wispy, fey moustache
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Oct 30, 2015 13:38
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Business Gorillas posted:Is this some kinda post against interracial dating because interracial dating owns Yeah to be honest I wasn't sure how to take that post either... "muds"? Stormfront regular or something? Idgi
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Oct 30, 2015 16:28
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Yawgmoth posted:He means mudbloods, wizards with non-magical parents. Oh ok I didn't know that was a thing that people thought about!  thank you
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Oct 30, 2015 17:09
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Lol I'm the gay pistol play with a child
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Nov 4, 2015 15:05
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I think chest tattoos are dumb as hell and tacky on a woman or a man.
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Nov 5, 2015 13:36
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Lol, just lol "want sugar daddy for me and my daughter but no sex having"
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Nov 5, 2015 21:27
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Shumagorath posted:body and mind of small child, drug paraphernalia penis envy Never thought of it before, but do most naked small children you see look like that? I guess I don't spend any time thinking or looking at naked children?
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Hmmm... all that, but then I look at the picture....
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Nov 6, 2015 16:55
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something clever posted:I have thought about it a couple of times. You get this. You can do it! Be the hero we need
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Nov 6, 2015 17:10
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Hahahahaha holy poo poo 
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Groovelord Neato posted:on the plus side she likes playing with snakes Nigga that's a bearded dragon
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neonbregna posted:Enough about your uncircumcised penis 
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YeahTubaMike posted:sounds like someone who believes that humans and animals are completely equal, with the implication that we shouldn't be eating/milking them/using them to make clothes I would milk a pregnant woman I guess though, while I've never milked a cow... a cruel double standard?!
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