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The Cubelodyte posted:Who the gently caress vilifies blue whales? Lol that's what jumped out at me too.
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Violet_Sky posted:I got a message from a 34 year old man today. I'm 21. lmao at  geez, power down the rig and go outside
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Pon de Bundy posted:you brought your 20 year old girlfriend around your mum and youre old and creepy as gently caress i wonder if you'll be singing a different tune when you're in your 40s and your wife is dumpy and miserable and hates your guts.
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Feb 12, 2015 10:07
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Slime Bro Helpdesk posted:One thing I really like is when someone responds to your message with a reply that seems completely eager but leaves no obvious path to continue a conversation. Lol why didn't you say 'what show are you planning on watching?' - you know, using the perfectly good verb we already have? Also lol assuming she's some gormless lazy sack o' poo poo and her default evening activity is zonking in front of the TV.
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Feb 13, 2015 05:09
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Hi I'm a goon and I turn product names into verbs because my entire life revolves around buying things and services
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Feb 13, 2015 05:11
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Sorry I can't hear you, too busy ipadding some games and kindling a book, y know.
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Feb 13, 2015 05:14
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if you haven't hosed around with perspective when taking a dilz pic and sent it to your target of choice then idkwts
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Feb 14, 2015 01:17
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I never leave GBS. whether I'm queuing up at the bank, buying a pastry, framing a dick pick, it's always there on my iphone.
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Feb 14, 2015 02:00
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naem posted:Am I the only straight guy on this website now or almost everybpody on the internet now is either gay or a troon.
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Feb 15, 2015 10:23
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i mena, if a poster somewhere mentions they:re a girl i assume troon until proven otherwise.
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Feb 15, 2015 10:23
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Ex-Priest Tobin posted:has anyone ever attempted to make a dating site for only goons? i think it would be an interesting social experiment there was a thread that tah tgot closed cos of rape or something lol
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Feb 15, 2015 11:23
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Lol at that list of books. That may be the worst profile yet.
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Feb 16, 2015 09:04
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Haha I just saw 'must be GGG' - good guy greg?
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Feb 16, 2015 09:05
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SaltLick posted:My quickest movie date turned to sex was 5 minutes into Orange County featuring Jack Black. post your records Mine is - time. 'Did you want to watch termiator?' *begins dragging file to vlc* 'I don't care what's on.' You = owned. Bow to your alpha.
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Feb 18, 2015 04:03
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She sounds crazy but not horrible (driven, seems quite optimistic etc) then you see this: 'I've recently found tumblr and may be addicted'. Lol she's hosed.
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Feb 18, 2015 06:31
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Lawrence Gilchrist posted:about four minutes into 2001: a space odyssey the sex better have been good.
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Feb 18, 2015 10:12
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I thought her pic was posted cos she's quite cute.... :/
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Feb 18, 2015 23:02
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Breetai posted:No joke, most tedious date I've had in my entire life was with a travel agent. Not because she went on and on about her own travel (which her position certainly afforded her given the discounts she could wrangle), but because she went on and on and on about the travel that she had arranged for other people. It was the Coffee Date of Pure Vicarious Bragging that was always at least one degree separated from anything interesting about her as a person, and every single effort to deflect the conversation elsewhere was masterfully deflected into another spiel about her work and how good she was at arranging a good time for others. Yeah but how were her titz
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Feb 21, 2015 02:05
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Chomp8645 posted:All I'm saying is that's it better than a safe, boring profile in my book. I'll take a little tryharding quirkiness over "loves to laugh, looking for my partner in crime, 'enjoys hiking', I have a kid and he is my world" profile #1000. It's just as much as a cliche though.
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Feb 24, 2015 00:12
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how me a frog posted:Brits don't understand, genetically, temperature. A cold brew and a hot girl to them is basically body temperature pisswater in the rest of the civilized world. We are well aware of the state of our women. Why do you think the empire was so vast.
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Feb 26, 2015 23:51
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nutranurse posted:you can see why i'd come to the conclusion that you dont date black women because of their buttsizes, right. you cant go all "i only date people w/ x", and then double back to "yeah sometimes they have x, but in most cases it's y!" and act as if im tilting at windmills here Lol who gives a phuck, phaggot. It just means more planetoid prosteriors for you to drool over.
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Mar 3, 2015 05:24
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ThePriceIsRight posted:you never heard o f thailand my boy? ffs why cant our troons look like this instead of alpeh null.
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I'm sure that plenty of people simply enjoy watching it and aren't in fact the goon brony boogyman youve constructed in your head.
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Mar 9, 2015 04:50
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Soz brah I've never even seen an episode.
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drat horror queefs posted:note: cut out a bunch b/c long and boring af lmao the BBO (bearded beta orbiter) just released how hosed up his life is lmao
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he massages her stinky gross feet while she goes on about suicide being a radical feminist statmeent
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Smugworth posted:what a bigot
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Mar 13, 2015 04:58
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Hood Ornament posted:"I'm not attracted to people outside my race" is pretty super racist dudes idk Lol you've been completely browbeaten by Twitter.
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Mar 13, 2015 04:59
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C. Everett Koop posted:all races are equal except for latinas who are god's gift to boners quote this if you're down I don't like how their taint goes all yellowy.
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Mar 13, 2015 05:01
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unassertive boy 99 posted:HB9 is a Hot Babe rated 9 on the 1-10 scale. A girl with modelesque qualities with a beautiful face and figure but not quite the top tier; perhaps having slightly less in one area such as a little less in height and figure but with still a beautiful face. This would likely include non-top-name models and attractive actresses. actually, its me. so yes.
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Mar 14, 2015 00:28
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cams posted:nah probably a mildly attractive person cause a true unattractive person would have just accepted that having sex doesn't mean poo poo and people who place their own self worth on how many women they can borderline-rape should literally be killed ahahaha
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Mar 14, 2015 00:36
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cams posted:how many points you got bro how many dimes you bedded by whining to them about dudebros, bro?
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Mar 14, 2015 00:52
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gargageperson, pissbaby, gross, ugh.
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Mar 14, 2015 01:01
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cams posted:continue living your life and if you see a girl you find attractive, smile at her and make eye contact and if she reciprocates, have a conversation with her where you come off as a human being worth having sex with negging and kino is way more efficient brah. if you want i can give you some tips on how to do it. I got with an HB7 yesterday.
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Profondo Rosso posted:Teach me ur ways senpai just diss the things they obv care about a lot and brush their rear end and you're good to go, bro.
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Mar 14, 2015 01:17
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cams posted:you replied to my post thus you cared about my post therefore you lose let me just put that up on a scoreboard sex with a rotter - 1000 posts sex with a white girl - 5000 posts sex with an asian - 10,0000 posts
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Mar 14, 2015 01:33
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usually a girl who is into games and high fantasy.
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Mar 14, 2015 01:35
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cams posted:hold on, even on the sad person scoreboard this is a bit weird. asian girls are SO loving EASY to gently caress, all you have to demonstrate is a) i'm white b) i am not a complete outcast from society can you not judge it because you're gay?
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unassertive boy 99 posted:She's prob not smoking hot, therefore it's not too weird since both men and women can look Really Good even in their 40s+. Though even if she's attractive, not all goons are gross ugly creeps it think its good because then it means more 35 year old MILFs for me, which are the best of all possible female variants.
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