The Monkey Man posted:

The Monkey Man posted:

She's a bit mannish looking, but not hideous. I'm not posting pictures because I got in trouble for that in the e/n dating thread.

Over There posted:

InFlames235 posted:

Slam whale, holy grail

Zeroisanumber posted:

Nothing wrong with Stephen Fry. Or Neil Gaiman, really, other than the fact that I mentally add 50 pounds to anyone who claims to be a huge fan.

Pon de Bundy posted:

okcupid is e z but its gotten boring, i want the Old Ways back.

Not a Children posted:

We literally never talk about it unless someone we're with brings it up. One of her friends refers to us as "the swirl" though

Cuckoo posted:

I was an idiot vv

I was getting all kinds of men IRL but wanted a soft, sensitive nerd/artist type of guy and not the kind you'd meet at bars or clubs. The pursuit of sex or just getting hot people isn't fun or interesting if it's easy or if that's not what you want, so I turned to OKC trying to find art nerds. What I ended up with on OKC were a bunch of malajusted weirdos and troglodytes instead, until finding a few really great guys on there who did not share my interests at all but were just great people.

It was then that I finally figured out that your interests mean little if you're compatible in other, more important ways.

Violet_Sky posted:

I got a message from a 34 year old man today. I'm 21.

Pon de Bundy posted:

you brought your 20 year old girlfriend around your mum and youre old and creepy as gently caress

im albanian and your age gap is loving weird

drat son ur gross as gently caress

Paineopticon posted:

How do you have an emotionally fulfilling relationship with a woman that much younger than you

What do you even talk about

"How are you enjoying the poo poo I went through twenty years ago and am supposed to have learned and grown from"

Lord Lilf posted:

Ask and you shall receive.

theironjef posted:

My self-summary
I will not respond if I see on your profile: you have "no problem" with racist jokes, you use the word "gay" as an insult, you answer the question: "would the country be more or less safe if every adult had a gun?" with anything other than "less safe," you think burning the flag should be illegal, you think creationism should be taught in school, or you identify as libertarian. If OKCupid indicates that we are over 10% "enemies," it is unlikely that I will respond.

Other turn-offs include: obsession with the military, "centrism," football, "homeland" (the word and the tv show), Richard Dawkins, Malcolm Gladwell, polyamory (for me personally), dressing up in costumes, tattoos, narcissism, and presumptuousness.

I: am not a thrill-seeker, am not interested in younger men, live in {Neighborhood}, don't have a car, and don't engage with harassment.

You should message me if
you have read my profile and you would like to introduce yourself. I like a well-written note.

If you are not interested in me, but feel compelled to make a comment about my profile, please share your opinion with someone who cares, like perhaps your mother, not me.


And that's it. I figure if there was ever an OKC profile finding award, I'd enter this one for "Most Obvious Profile Made to Show Mom You're At Least Trying"

Zeroisanumber posted:

I dated a 6'3" girl who was a scull team captain at Yale way back in 2007. That was pretty much the best casual dating experience that I ever had and I still kind of kick myself for not trying to turn it into more.

DaveSplitter posted:

toggle posted:

slam whale
Holy grail

macky2dope posted:

hi guys i've been dating a girl for almost six months and i met her on the internet AMA

Noctone posted:

my understanding of lesbian stereotypes is rendered null and void

Sheep-Goats posted:

Wet it

up?

Sheep-Goats posted:

Probably financial too

Nirvikalpa posted:

My self-summary

I'm getting there,
Slowly but surely.
Every day is a journey.
I'm an L.A. native, SHOCKING!!!
I am a sex positive feminist.
My body is my canvas.
I've been told I'm "intense."
I've also been called a smart-rear end.
I find the brain to be one of the sexiest organs;
I also like "that's what she said" jokes.
I'm a master procrastinator.
I enjoy walking places.
My BA has absolutely nothing to do with my Masters.
I make really good comfort food (stew, mashed potatoes with onion and bacon, steak, breakfast food) , oh and I make mean peanut butter cookies
I'm a study in dichotomies, I'm equally into mindful meditation, hiking, and green juice as I am a good burger, napping, and terrible reality television.
I love random laundromat dance parties.
I love late night coffee when I know I should be sleeping.
I love hugs.
I love random texts to go have drinks.
I love dinners with my family.
INFJ/GGG

Gore Vidal once yelled at me that I should get cable...

What I知 doing with my life
Driving from one end of Los Angeles county to the other and saving the world!!!!

I知 really good at
Multitasking, ie watching Netflix and playing on my phone.

The first things people usually notice about me
Tits or tattoos

Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Le Petit Prince forever and ever

I have broad and varied tastes in music, I wholeheartedly agree with Henry Rollins that "musical elitism is for lightweights"http://m.laweekly.com/westcoastsound/2014/10/16/henry-rollins-musical-elitism-is-for-lightweights

Food is amazing, brunch is a favorite hobby.
I don't eat any seafood and don't try and convince me.

The six things I could never do without
Caffeine
Cerebral conversations
Sex
My amazing friends
My amazing family
Work that challenges me

I spend a lot of time thinking about
Goats...societal issues....coffee...sleep...the contrast of beauty and sadness in the world...food....napping.....tacos....how to procrastinate paperwork and not get in trouble.....what to watch next on Netflix....beer....French fries....

On a typical Friday night I am
Drinking whiskey... sleeping...meeting new people.....working...eating gummi bears

The most private thing I知 willing to admit
I very much want a goat

You should message me if
I am at a point in my life where I love my life I have an amazing career, amazing friends, amazing family, and am emotionally stable. I have my poo poo together but enjoy my moments of irresponsibility, it keeps life interesting. I am smart and fun and can be an amazing companion. I am *very* open but still *very* selective

Talk with me some more and you'll find I'm all about honesty and making human connections.

Also if you live in Arizona, India, the uk, Rancho Cucamonga, etc etc etc I am *not* interested in you

The only exception to this is if you're French/Swiss/Belgian etc and want to be my French pen pal and help me practice

And to you 18-24 year olds... I'm flattered but not interested in fulfilling your fantasy of being with an older woman

Also as a note I'm not actually looking for casual sex, I just keep that category checked for the hilarity of the messages I receive.

Risky posted:

Jesus Christ, this one messaged me last night and barely 3 minutes into messaging me.

Breetai posted:

I've found the most twee person on the loving planet.

Coolness Averted posted:

Oh hey this girl looks pretty cool and normal,

Maybe I should mess..-wait

LethalGeek posted:

I didn't think to grab it at the time but some chick seemed cool until I saw one of her favorite books was atlas shrugged and I noped right out that profile.