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LethalGeek posted:....anyway, whatever the gently caress you're projecting here bucko. Her friend told her a story about how great it is to date an older man and she made fun of her friend at first but now she's going to give it a furtive go on the internet. Or she's a hooker.
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opus111 posted:only if you're a perma-stationary goon/goonette/troon Only if you're not a six sigma anomaly This post written in a supine position atop a foam bed after messaging a stupendously out of my league girl on a website called OK Cupid
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lol she replied. This date is going to be like the one with the pretty anesthesiologist where about halfway through she had just decided to be a dutiful good date despite her having everything in her life sorted that I have profoundly hosed up apart from the whole being tall and white things.
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LeoMarr posted:Dude you have all points covered. White and tall. just get a dip ring depending on area and race you're going after amd you'll be squared Do you mind if I dip while I watch u shower babe
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Jeff Sichoe posted:for a gay dude that clown loving weirdo has some good teef Trust fund Portlander had orthodontics as a kid and currently is only one interested in clowns, being anally penetrated, and grilling chayote. News at 11.
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I can't even imagine how fat the girls who message him are.
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Pictures of text about impotent non-sex-having rage and how women are so stupid, a great time to be a redditor
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LeoMarr posted:dude she said she blocked me so I just wanted to end with a dickhead post because she was so easily offended. 
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I've dated black girls and I've dated racist girls and my only regret is never having gotten them into the same bed together.
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Poco posted:i get lots of messages from girls who are into jesus but i never know why. You have either a kid or a pet in your pictures. Or you just live in agriland.
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Top City Homo posted:what the gently caress is a scull Like everything wrong about the East coast it involves being a snot and boats. The ideal woman left NYC when she was 14 to live overseas with her field officer father, went to Berkeley and hated it, has half a master's degree and works a trade. Also is not fat. raton fucked around with this message at 07:33 on Apr 18, 2015 |
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+ to life and mana regen is the worst use of a socket though.
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Have you tried reading them your really bad posts?
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21 Shirt Amy is an A+ online dating catch.
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Lufiron posted:It was probably a place she liked and recommended, if she dined and dashed she could never go back plus they might even know who she was Or maybe she was just a dummy
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JebanyPedal posted:The gently caress you talking about, I'm not being humble about it you dumb gently caress, I'm hot and girls hit me up on OKC like easy peasy, you loving gelatin rear end retard. Short haired girls are better than all other girls.
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I actually kinda like Seinfeld but I sometimes say I don't really like Seinfeld because some people go "OH MY GAWD HOW CAN YOU NOT LIKE SEINFELD?!? EVERYONE LIKE SEINFELD" and then I can just put them in the binary-thinking nerd zone and not worry about anything else they say with feeling or passion because their feelings and passions are adherent to and mostly composed from a stack of dry shaven pubes.Bored posted:Well, not like, a practicing jew. Did you ever change the clothes that the scroll wears?
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Breetai posted:You have to remember that this isn't an attempt at communication, this is an incantation. Some level-20 pussy conjurer has told a PUA community that these words impart a +31% bonus to Opening Statement when attempting to aggro an HB8, and he's swallowed it hook, line, and sinker. Haha
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Breetai winning the hearts of men and women with excellent posts, wanna date that good poster. Add a photo of this post to your profile, I'm going to see if Pussy Conjurer is taken or not as a parachute account layer when I get home after Maypac. These online ladies in Nevada are real big BTW geez louise raton fucked around with this message at 00:58 on May 3, 2015 |
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What? No you goof it's a thousand dollar baby tank / shopping mall battering ram with a battery in it so some trog mom can charge her ipad off of it. People with children don't do responsible things unless you include grossly overprotecting their kid as responsible.
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May 3, 2015 22:17
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Leo you're a bad poster please don't also be a bad person
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May 3, 2015 23:54
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Groovelord Neato posted:I keep getting cuties visiting and liking my profile and I think it's some kind of cosmic joke... If an actual attractive woman has liked me but not visited my profile I just assume she didn't know that swiping my picture whatever way it is counts as a like.
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Groovelord Neato posted:This may shock you but some people are nothing like how they act online. For instance, WET BUTT was probablyt he funniest SA poster and turned out to be a completely broken human being and was probably not funny at all in his day to day dealings. WET BUTT and all other good FYAD posters have a friend in me if they come upon hard times, I don't care if they're actually bad people, because they are good posters.
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Scared to date those moms because you know they're fertile.
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Please stop paying Italians 50x food cost for mutilated grains and cheese.
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Dr. Tim Whatley posted:I love Italian but for real gently caress Italian restaurants, eat that poo poo at home.  No other people have the temerity to charge you 35 dollars for a pile of noodles. raton fucked around with this message at 08:45 on May 7, 2015 |
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SaltLick posted:
For those of you at work: 
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May 7, 2015 16:25
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just part of physical attraction
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TenementFunster posted:fresh al dente pasta is life changing when it's hand made in front of you and costs 3.50 because you're in a Chinese place instead of some guido shake down joint. loquacius posted:Not that this isn't a great conversation but Go away Italian.
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May 7, 2015 18:33
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I live in Vegas now but used to live in NYC. Italian food is the most over priced and over praised stuff on the planet.
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May 7, 2015 18:38
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Only goons would think there aren't any good Italian restaurants in NYC.ThePriceIsRight posted:"Whoa! Three cat photos? I see you've figured out the secret to online dating. " Only talk about the photos if there's nothing you can say about her profile.
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loquacius posted:California people are p much just insufferable in general w/r/t how much better everything in California is Hear hear to that.
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opus111 posted:if somebody refers to pasta as 'noodles' you can pretty much disregard anything they have to say re: Italian cuisine. Oh no not the correct term for a thing, anything but that.
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May 8, 2015 03:17
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Does this particular aesthetic flaw have a name because I feel like there's a lot of potential here for an offensive meme, possibly even a racist offensive meme, but I don't have a term to go off of.
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May 11, 2015 03:38
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cyberia posted:Do you mean the wispy hairs at the front of her hairline? Because if so, they're called 'baby hairs'. TY goon, that name does not lend itself well to offensive comments however so I will have to wait until that wrinkle develops. It looks like her eyes were painted onto her eyelids and she has her eyes closed also.
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May 11, 2015 22:23
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man nurse posted:Actually most smart people get tested anytime before/after they have a new partner, rather than waiting to see if they think they're developing herpes or whatever. There are zero smart people on this gay earth then.
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britishbornandbread posted:I worked in an STI clinic for six years doing results admin and omfg if you don't get screened at least after every new partner then you're a monumental idiot. Nobody does that.
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I feel so loving sorry for some people.
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JediTalentAgent posted:This article came up about someone dating on OKCupid and how white guys are attracted to Asian women. quote:"They’ll actually have to look into my eyes and hold out their hands. And that’s when they’ll find out that I have teeth. And they are sharp." fffffffffffff ok I will say that the girls who are terrified that they're going to date a guy who likes them (possibly in part) because they are Asian are better than the girls that trot being Asian out as some kind of weird desirability marker when they're bragging about something, not that these two are mutually exclusive, nor should I have ever made a post like this.
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