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EightBit: Jan 7, 2006; I spent money on this line of text just to make the "Stupid Newbie" go away.

Have any goons every created a fake fat girl profile to find out how different the okc experience is for them?

# ¿ Feb 10, 2015 17:21

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# ¿ May 3, 2024 08:42

EightBit: Jan 7, 2006; I spent money on this line of text just to make the "Stupid Newbie" go away.

This thread is really giving me perspective: I'm single right now due to luck/confidence issues, not because I'm insufferable or ugly.

Thanks goons!

Always swipe left to fatties, though.

# ¿ Feb 24, 2015 02:54

EightBit: Jan 7, 2006; I spent money on this line of text just to make the "Stupid Newbie" go away.

Ninja Pangolin posted:

Nothing terribly cringeworthy about her profile but...whoa.

Hey baby wanna see who shoots first :v:

# ¿ Feb 24, 2015 19:00

EightBit: Jan 7, 2006; I spent money on this line of text just to make the "Stupid Newbie" go away.

Can you fuckers stop quoting the tl;dr profiles tia

# ¿ Feb 25, 2015 00:43

EightBit: Jan 7, 2006; I spent money on this line of text just to make the "Stupid Newbie" go away.

Choco1980 posted:

That or she's afraid that if she says she's straight, all her homonormative profeminist genderqueer body-positive friends will think less of her.

I gravitate towards geeky and alt-punk type circles and live outside one of the most liberal cities east of the Mississippi. Something like half my friends (and far more people at social functions) fall into this stereotype and it's always ridiculous.

Pretty drat hypocritical lol

# ¿ Mar 3, 2015 18:50

EightBit: Jan 7, 2006; I spent money on this line of text just to make the "Stupid Newbie" go away.

C. Everett Koop posted:

all races are equal except for latinas who are god's gift to boners quote this if you're down

Just don't marry one unless you like fat toads amirite

# ¿ Mar 13, 2015 09:32

EightBit: Jan 7, 2006; I spent money on this line of text just to make the "Stupid Newbie" go away.

unassertive boy 99 posted:

Why does it seem like there are lots of scummy folks on okcupid?

Where do good people go? Are there good people?

Good people don't need a dating site. Fat fucks that need to gently caress anything that crawls by due to a lack of desire go online and post walls of text and claim to be pansexual.

# ¿ Mar 16, 2015 06:16

EightBit: Jan 7, 2006; I spent money on this line of text just to make the "Stupid Newbie" go away.

unassertive boy 99 posted:

Yea but people will be lazy eternally, so why aren't there so many LAZY but decent folks... I thought that was the primo type but turns out it's actually mostly scumlord dudes

Lazy men, whether decent or not, are single. Lazy women are still drowning in dick.

# ¿ Mar 16, 2015 16:17

EightBit: Jan 7, 2006; I spent money on this line of text just to make the "Stupid Newbie" go away.

I guarantee that's a troll account.

# ¿ Apr 13, 2015 00:58

EightBit: Jan 7, 2006; I spent money on this line of text just to make the "Stupid Newbie" go away.

Turns out women can be :spergin:

too I guess

# ¿ Jul 15, 2015 05:29

EightBit: Jan 7, 2006; I spent money on this line of text just to make the "Stupid Newbie" go away.

You have to be young to land poo poo like that, good luck old Asian lady, you have thousands of competitors that are around twenty years old lol

# ¿ Oct 14, 2015 21:05

EightBit: Jan 7, 2006; I spent money on this line of text just to make the "Stupid Newbie" go away.

I didn't know what mpreg porn was and googled it. Wasn't even shocked.

In other news, goons are babies

# ¿ Oct 19, 2015 18:47

EightBit: Jan 7, 2006; I spent money on this line of text just to make the "Stupid Newbie" go away.

Lutha Mahtin posted:

uh their profile makes it very clear that they are NOT a girl but let's just leave things alone beyond that pic. i just got such a kick out of the fact that there is an actual "hail satan" cheerleader outfit that exists, and that someone probably thought they were legitimately clever for making it

That's the thing with fatties, they have the same awful body shape, good luck identifying their sex without putting on gloves.

# ¿ Oct 23, 2015 00:16

EightBit: Jan 7, 2006; I spent money on this line of text just to make the "Stupid Newbie" go away.

Maoist Pussy posted:

This one seems OK. What am I missing?

Constantly signing up for Tinder is the worst mental illness.

Goonspeed goons who attempt that crazy mount.

# ¿ Nov 11, 2015 07:29

EightBit: Jan 7, 2006; I spent money on this line of text just to make the "Stupid Newbie" go away.

Scientastic posted:

Isn't this the crux of it? Someone somewhere must thing these landwhales are attractive, otherwise how could they be in a relationship of any kind, let alone an open one.

They aren't really attracted to them for the most part, they are usually just as desperately unfuckable and that's all they can get.

# ¿ Dec 13, 2015 09:51

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# ¿ May 3, 2024 08:42

EightBit: Jan 7, 2006; I spent money on this line of text just to make the "Stupid Newbie" go away.

computer parts posted:

Oh btw, the pics on this one are not what you expect, which is partially why I posted it.

Hotness level seems to exceed craziness level so far. Too bad those photos are probably stolen.

# ¿ Dec 15, 2015 08:36

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