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stubblyhead
Sep 13, 2007

That is treason, Johnny!

Fun Shoe
So totally cres.

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stubblyhead
Sep 13, 2007

That is treason, Johnny!

Fun Shoe

This would have been about 100x funnier if it hadn't cut away before he started eating the cookies.

stubblyhead
Sep 13, 2007

That is treason, Johnny!

Fun Shoe

Just Offscreen posted:

Once again, Tiggum is here to save the day!

Tiggum, noted fun hater.



Guys I think this might not actually be an Apple Watch, c/d??

stubblyhead
Sep 13, 2007

That is treason, Johnny!

Fun Shoe

Istari posted:

My biggest question about this is why the hell is the bidet so far from the loo ?
So you have to get up from the loo with your legs spread really wide so your arse cheeks don't touch, and do an awkward crab walk over to the bidet (potentially dropping/dripping excrement into the dog bowl), so you can clean your arse ?

My question is who feeds their dog in the bathroom?

stubblyhead
Sep 13, 2007

That is treason, Johnny!

Fun Shoe

The best part about this one is that there's actually two real cats.

stubblyhead
Sep 13, 2007

That is treason, Johnny!

Fun Shoe

Huntersoninski posted:

My parents met at a bible college. My dad was in a small choir group and they covered this. Never thought I'd ever see that anywhere but my parents' basement.

So which one is your dad? I'm guessing far left.

stubblyhead
Sep 13, 2007

That is treason, Johnny!

Fun Shoe

Huntersoninski posted:

lol no the pictures of my dad's group are even more embarrassing, mostly for the 80s hair and the baby blue suits

For some reason you seem to have left this picture out of your post.

stubblyhead
Sep 13, 2007

That is treason, Johnny!

Fun Shoe

Slime posted:

Clearly this man is never not farting on something.

Goddamn right.

stubblyhead
Sep 13, 2007

That is treason, Johnny!

Fun Shoe

RyokoTK posted:

That bridge is baffling. It looks like there's maybe five feet of clearance.

I too have seen many tractor trailers that are only five feet wide.

stubblyhead
Sep 13, 2007

That is treason, Johnny!

Fun Shoe

Jia posted:

Oh my god he lives in my city

I used to live in Pensacola too! I was glad to see it in the rear view mirror.

stubblyhead
Sep 13, 2007

That is treason, Johnny!

Fun Shoe

stubblyhead
Sep 13, 2007

That is treason, Johnny!

Fun Shoe

LoonShia posted:

For the love of God, Meowntresor!

Furtunado had it coming.

stubblyhead
Sep 13, 2007

That is treason, Johnny!

Fun Shoe

stubblyhead
Sep 13, 2007

That is treason, Johnny!

Fun Shoe

CzarChasm posted:

Otter, what's wrong?

:cry: Watermelon is so good :cry:

Could be Flehmen response. Also watermelon sucks hth.

stubblyhead
Sep 13, 2007

That is treason, Johnny!

Fun Shoe
He has the same kind of self-satisfied expression as the guy with all the DBZ dvds in his yearbook picture, and the guy with the unhealthy obsession with sanitary napkins displaying his huge collection of like five packages of pads.

stubblyhead
Sep 13, 2007

That is treason, Johnny!

Fun Shoe

Anora posted:

I'm guessing that's how you gas light someone?

This is how you gaslight someone.

stubblyhead
Sep 13, 2007

That is treason, Johnny!

Fun Shoe

stubblyhead
Sep 13, 2007

That is treason, Johnny!

Fun Shoe

Hirayuki posted:

The first time I heard "dub dub dub" was in late 2000, in New Zealand. That remains the only place I've ever heard it.

Here, have a different WWW (wicked white wizard) spotted in NZ:



This was my first exposure to the WWW

stubblyhead
Sep 13, 2007

That is treason, Johnny!

Fun Shoe

BonHair posted:

But neither dicks nor butts have bones?

Actually...

stubblyhead
Sep 13, 2007

That is treason, Johnny!

Fun Shoe

SpaceGoatFarts posted:

drat given the time it takes for deep dream to compute one pic I have no idea how long this must have taken. Feels really familiar, probably mescaline or or salvia.

Also be careful when you google deep dream pic or browse the link, it's full of deeply dreamed porn and stretched sphincters.

I'm listening to night two of Fare Thee Well in Santa Clara right now, and this is totally triggering an acid flashback for me.

stubblyhead
Sep 13, 2007

That is treason, Johnny!

Fun Shoe
Hey it's that cotton candy dude.

stubblyhead
Sep 13, 2007

That is treason, Johnny!

Fun Shoe

Takkaryx posted:

Also iirc they only blocked the most recent series of QI so if you aren't caught up there's tons you can watch on YouTube for free.

I kind of found the opposite to be true. I started watching from the beginning a few years ago and got through the first few seasons before taking a break for a while. When I tried to start watching again I found them all region-blocked except for the most recent ones, which I assume the BBC or whoever hadn't gotten around to doing that yet.

stubblyhead
Sep 13, 2007

That is treason, Johnny!

Fun Shoe

Pastry of the Year posted:

That is an unfortunate name, and the commercials for those cookbooks are hilarious, but I made a dump Black Forest cake in a slow cooker that would make you renounce your religion.

Indeed, because surely a merciful God could never allow such a thing.

stubblyhead
Sep 13, 2007

That is treason, Johnny!

Fun Shoe


Hats don't lie.

stubblyhead
Sep 13, 2007

That is treason, Johnny!

Fun Shoe

Choco1980 posted:

I see they've stepped up their "playing jokes" game.

Fortunately American ingenuity in comestibles filtration has ramped up in step.

stubblyhead
Sep 13, 2007

That is treason, Johnny!

Fun Shoe
Hilarious.

stubblyhead
Sep 13, 2007

That is treason, Johnny!

Fun Shoe

Choco1980 posted:

What island is this so I can never ever go there? Seriously, it's really easy for crabs to get to "creepy looking" size. And that size is like, bigger than the palm of your hand. These things are several magnitudes larger.

stubblyhead
Sep 13, 2007

That is treason, Johnny!

Fun Shoe

flosofl posted:

It's dad-joke level stupid, but I can't stop laughing at it. :psyduck:

In which the owner:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_d8NhNmiRs

stubblyhead
Sep 13, 2007

That is treason, Johnny!

Fun Shoe

Pretty sure taking this guy up on his offer will result in a 100% chance of jizz in the gnocchi.

stubblyhead
Sep 13, 2007

That is treason, Johnny!

Fun Shoe
e: and look at me not reading the entire next page. Carry on.

stubblyhead
Sep 13, 2007

That is treason, Johnny!

Fun Shoe

I watched a shitton of Voltron when I was little, and I just realized that robeast is probably a portmanteau of robot and beast.

stubblyhead
Sep 13, 2007

That is treason, Johnny!

Fun Shoe

Hyperlynx posted:

That's an Aussie burger chain. Pretty good food.

Does that red circle represent the beet slice you barbarians like to desecrate your burgers with?

stubblyhead
Sep 13, 2007

That is treason, Johnny!

Fun Shoe

davebo posted:

There is nothing funny about Tom Cruise's terrible off-center teeth.

No, but everything is funny about Shannen Doherty's terrible off-center eyes.

stubblyhead
Sep 13, 2007

That is treason, Johnny!

Fun Shoe

theflyingorc posted:

lol on GIS my brain is just interpreting everything as her head being tilted

She is very good at tilting her head at the right angle to minimize the effect of her grotesque defect, and I can't say I blame her for developing that skill. I had to scroll down a good bit to find a good head-on shot of her.

stubblyhead
Sep 13, 2007

That is treason, Johnny!

Fun Shoe

JoelJoel posted:




This man is paid to have amazing vision.

Maybe it helps with depth perception?

stubblyhead
Sep 13, 2007

That is treason, Johnny!

Fun Shoe
Did your friend every try to touch your butt? Did you reciprocate?

stubblyhead
Sep 13, 2007

That is treason, Johnny!

Fun Shoe

Getting a strong Deeker vibe from these too.

stubblyhead
Sep 13, 2007

That is treason, Johnny!

Fun Shoe

GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

Corporate espionage is a real thing and the USB drive trick works surprisingly well despite companies beating employees over the head with "JUST THROW THE FUCKER AWAY IF YOU FIND ONE GODDAMNIT"

But there could be something really cool on there. :(


Boinks posted:

If I left a USB drive in this thread labeled "Microwave's Mom" how many of you would plug it into your computers and look at it?

Like microwave's mom...

brb

stubblyhead
Sep 13, 2007

That is treason, Johnny!

Fun Shoe
Poor thing looks like it's melting. Can pigeons even swim?

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stubblyhead
Sep 13, 2007

That is treason, Johnny!

Fun Shoe
Either get busy killing our get busy dying.

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