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Tetracube posted:1. Male genital mutilation is a HUGE and SERIOUS human rights issue. It's not as simple as *snip snip*, if you believe that, you are BRAINWASHED and DESENSITIZED. You are MUTILATING A BABY'S BODY, it is SICK and BARBARIC child abuse and TORTURE. If you support mutilating baby's genitals for unnecessary reasons, or are ambivalent to it, you are BRAINWASHED and a horrible human being. (Seriously, gently caress you if you support it and I say this not as administrator, but as a human being with opinions.) What is this from, again? I know I've seen this being made fun of on SA before. I just can't remember what it is from (but it is awesome).
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Angela Christine posted:Thank you. You know, there's lots of websites that have thousands of butts and assholes for you to look at.... ...They're called news sites.  Content: 
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TinTower posted:WWE have nothing on the indies when it comes to ridiculous gimmicks; in Chikara there was once a match between a guy and himself from one week in the future, where the loser was banished to the past. Hell yeah. Chikara is awesome, and I say that as someone who doesn't normally like wrestling. There was a dude named "The Mysterious and Handsome Stranger" whose sidekick was a tiny (fake) bird named Sapphire. One of the heels "killed" Sapphire in the ring, and The Stranger fell to his knees and wept for minutes. There is also a guy named Dasher Hatfield, whose lucho mask is designed to look like a baseball. He wears an old-timey baseball uniform, with hiked-up socks and poo poo. His finisher is to throw the opponent into the corner, stand over the opponent like he's swinging a baseball bat, run around to the other corners like he's running the bases, and slide into the opponent at "home base." One of the matches I saw lapsed into a "slow-mo match," which is exactly what it sounds like. Even the crowd started playing along, slowing down their chanting to be in time with the action. Chikara is exactly as funny and dumb and goony as you want pro wrestling to be. Basically every character in Chikara (and the announcers too, for that matter) as as goofy as New Day. It rules. Funny picture: 
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Memento posted:What the gently caress, Google? You google part of a title of a Duchamp painting, you get what's coming to you.
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Having tried to make pancakes in fun shapes before, this Achewood comic is totally accurate. I am legitimately afraid that one day my two year old will ask for a Mickey Mouse pancake, and I'll end up traumatizing her like Phillipe here.  This might be my favorite image on the internet:  
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Apr 13, 2016 12:22
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I was going to make a joke something like, "Looks like someone is getting straight Giraffes in a Montessori school!" but this probably isn't real. *~Alternative~* schooling is the only way this would be real, but even then that's a stretch. Sorry if I piss anyone off about Montessori schools. Literally every one of my students that have come through schools like that have had major issues with the collegiate workload. They're smart, but struggle with a lot of the practical study skills that go along with college success.  Unrelated:  
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loving Millenials and their Dark Souls. We had Mimics in dice and paper games and we liked it, god damnit!  More importantly: 
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Apr 28, 2016 03:05
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DrBouvenstein posted:BRB, gettin' a big loaf of French bread for my wiener. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnYBcFTsAdQ
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May 6, 2016 21:39
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Someone found the Omega Grandpa, the grandpa from which all idiotic email forwards originate.
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May 21, 2016 13:04
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I only glanced at this for a second at first and assumed it was a joke written in another language. Swedish, maybe? Finnish?  Barometer posted:Witches were supposed to kiss Satan's rear end, so it's not really from that movie so much as it's an old factoid about Witches. My wife is a witch. I'll ask her about all that Satan butt kissing and post an extensive ask/tell thread about it. brb Funny picture! 
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May 25, 2016 13:23
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RareAcumen posted:Sorry, I don't really know of any other characters who just walked through three- or more- people shooting at them without being hit. Luke Skywalker? Rambo? I know these are pretty obscure, but try to keep up.
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Say Nothing posted:Two questions. 1. Ingrid Bergman. Obviously. 2. Casablanca. 3, I can't stop looking at how hosed up her nose is. I can't unsee it.
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RareAcumen posted:That dude who said Trump supporters are childless losers that masturbate to anime is having/had a meltdown on Twitter. By definition, how can so many old, scared, white grandpas be childless? 
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Woodburger posted:Since I'm at work right now I'll add to the dumb allergies stories. In Oregon you have to serve a full menu at any business that serves liquor. We are most definitely a bar first but with an awesome southern style vegan menu (hah!). We had a customer come in with a printed list of things they couldn't eat and demanded to speak with the chef to place their order. After a 10 minute conversation it was decided the only thing they could eat was the rice but they demanded an entire meal off menu prepared without soy, gluten, raw or cooked vegetables or basically anything else. We kindly told them to get hosed and order off the menu or not at all. I love where I work. An old Strong Sad line comes to mind here: "I don't like food anymore!"
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Jun 19, 2016 11:38
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Tom Arnold strikes me as a man that is a dick to cops for no good reason.
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Lost it at the roll. I'm dying. Pro click right here.
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Well now, that's just confusing.
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Aug 10, 2016 11:09
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Although I managed to download the Metroid 2 remake before it got taken down, so gently caress off, Nintendo.
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Aug 14, 2016 11:32
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mind the walrus posted:If they were smart they'd put up a Constantine pre-stressed suit. A Constantine suit is just a trench coat, white collared poo poo, and a tie worn a bit loosened. I went to a Halloween party as Constantine a couple years ago. All I had to get that I didn't already have was blonde hair dye and a cigarette. Kids these days, not putting their own costumes together.
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Aug 25, 2016 12:03
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thecluckmeme posted:Why did you buy a trenchcoat Had one in the closet already. It's a good coat for dressy occasions in crappy weather. It's a regular trenchcoat, not like the leather duster from It's Always Sunny or something. But also: Tasteful Dickpic posted:He's here, isn't he?
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Aug 25, 2016 12:40
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RyokoTK posted:Seeing a tiger slink around like that evokes some deep primal fear in me, that guy has pretty big stones even if that tiger is """"domesticated"""" I hear a piece on NPR a little while back that said that cats, despite thousands of years of domestication, are not actually all that domesticated. If dogs, horses, etc are miles down the path of domestication, house cats are more like a couple hundred feet down the same path. They don't give enough fucks to be domesticated. And that's actually domesticated cats. Not an Actual Goddamn Tiger. 
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Kids Adults Real Anti-abduction Tunderpants Everyone (profits)
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The US economy for the next 4 to 8 years. Edit: funny, unrelated picture: 
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Nov 29, 2016 12:01
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Solice Kirsk posted:Neither of those guys exist, in any form, in the real world. It's like watching a cartoonist argue with himself and finding a way to be wrong. I'm gonna hazard a guess they're under 30. The person on the left exists, but in real life would tell the person on the right to get hosed after the second question. The person on the right exists because lovely cartoonists with nothing meaningful to say and no art skills exist.
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Gorilla Salad posted:Gympie gympie is a motherfucker. And doesn't the substance from the leaves that causes such intense pain sit under you skin for like a year? I saw a segment about the Gympie Gympie plant on a documentary series a while back, and I'm trying to remember if this is what I was thinking of. I remember them saying, "It feels like you're on fire and you'll want to die, and after it subsides after hours or even days, you still run the risk of aggravating the affected area and starting the whole process over again. That can happen up to a year after the initial contact." I think it was said about the Gympie Gympie, but I may be thinking of a jellyfish or something else horrible (probably also from Australia).
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funny Star Wars parody posted:Up to three years, yeah. It's a neurotoxin too lol Snowglobe of Doom posted:Also "aggravating the area" includes lightly touching the skin or brushing it against anything. Yep. So I was remembering that right, more or less. God drat, nature. "Let me scratch this little OH gently caress I AM ON FIRE AGAIN gently caress THIS EARTH" God drat.
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beep-beep car is go posted:Don't forget the Alcohol. After doing phone IT support for a company that had a lot of Australians as clients (in the late 90s) I assume they must be drunk all the time. If I lived in a place where trees could do that poo poo to me, I'd be drunk as gently caress all day, every day. "Oh. I must have sobered up a bit. I just realized that I live in loving Mordor. Pass the Jameson's."
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Jamesman posted:Chuck Tingle deserves the Nobel Prize for Literature far more than Bob Dylan. That's Hugo Nominee Chuck Tingle to you, mister. 
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It might be possible to not be a sexless weirdo and appreciate the female form without being a gross, dehumanizing weirdo about it. It's almost as if more than two extremes exist.  I know being a turbo-goon just to get people's goat is kind of PCOS Bill's thing, but it isn't funny or clever. Here's a funny picture: 
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"People: you've got not balls." "Me: *has gun-balls*" "People: no, dumbass, that proves our point." Alternatively: "I got tired of everyone making fun of me for overcompensating, so I decided to just put all my cards on the table." Also, the gun-balls would be alright if they actually did something, like they contained a Survival Grenade or something.
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Dudeabides posted:You neglected the most Philly of all of them. Well, that is a good question.
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Forgall posted:Have nerds ever not been awful? *Looks up Bitcoin* *Looks up Star Citizen* *Looks up Gamergate* Nope. Nerds are the loving worst.
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Kwyndig posted:Yeah, he's probably got a bunch of Trump scandal stories pre-written just waiting for the details, because you know there will be more scandals. Gotta pre-write that doomsday title now, for when Trump cleanses the Earth in nuclear fire. DONALD TROMP rear end BLASTED BY SEXY RUSSIAN ATOMIC DINGLE BY THE LATE CHUCK TINGLE (RIP)
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Random Stranger posted:Uh, THE LATE HUGO NOMINATED CHUCK TINGLE (RIP). Please use his full title. Damnit! I'm so sorry. Forgive me, Hugo Nominated Chuck Tingle, wherever you are! Other gems we have to look forward to for the next 4* years: DONALD TROMP "BANG-COCK" BUTT POUNDED BY SEVEN SEXY THAI BANKERS (WHO ARE SECRETLY CHINESE) DUNALD TRAMP POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY SPECIAL SENATE INVESTIGATIVE COMMITTEE ON PRESIDENTIAL ETHICS AND FOREIGN RELATIONS DERNLD TRIMP KILLS A HOOKER IN THE OVAL OFFICE AND SNORTS COKE OUT OF A GAY STRIPPER'S rear end CRACK *(Assuming Trump doesn't get impeached in two years)
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Neddy Seagoon posted:To be fair, the arm's really only a conceit to get the audience understanding the whole bleeding effect from the Animus. In the games the Animus is a seat the user lies in while the memories are pumped into their head, and it's a known thing that prolonged use is bad if you're going through your own genetic memories because they start bleeding intothe user's mind. It's beneficial to some degree, because they pick up stuff like their ancestor's Assassin skills, but they also start believing they are that ancestor in brief bursts. videogames.txt "Can't just do a thing. Gotta poo poo it up with a pointless, convoluted, impossible plot first!"
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I always thought Terra was a legitimately nice name for a girl.
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Guy Goodbody posted:yeah, the second row is basically my dream girl Watches porn, can't cook, and has boobs? Could be any number of goons, male or female.
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