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Follow the yellow dick road
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2015 06:51 |
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# ¿ May 10, 2024 07:37 |
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First date dice?
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# ¿ Jun 10, 2015 22:31 |
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I'd like to think that those birds just told the giraffe a really funny joke and he squirted his drink out his nose while laughing
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# ¿ Jun 11, 2015 00:42 |
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medchem posted:All that money and he still wears a garbage bag. Blow up someone else, Sid.
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# ¿ Jul 21, 2015 20:56 |
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AIRFORCEONE is a rad name
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# ¿ Jul 29, 2015 17:23 |
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Yeah, well, Japanese policemen wear white gloves and that is weird
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# ¿ Aug 4, 2015 16:45 |
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The Coast Guard says: BUOYANCY: Most adults only need an extra seven to twelve pounds of buoyancy to keep their heads above water. A PFD can give that "extra lift," and it's made to keep you floating until help comes. But a PFD is a personal flotation device and it's important to get the right one for you. http://www.uscg.mil/hq/cg5/cg5214/pfdselection.asp So, probably not sufficient for a USS Indianapolis event, but probably enough to keep you from being dead for an hour or two.
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# ¿ Aug 12, 2015 00:09 |
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Flipperwaldt posted:Translation from Dutch mine. How do you know that's where it came from?
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# ¿ Aug 13, 2015 07:05 |
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Just like the real WNBA, no dunks
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# ¿ Aug 16, 2015 07:42 |
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Don't shake Spiderman's hand today. Just trust me on this one.
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# ¿ Sep 1, 2015 01:46 |
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http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/doctors-remove-stolen-180k-diamond-6436139
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# ¿ Sep 15, 2015 06:20 |
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Honj Steak posted:Wow, this is a rare occasion where there is virtually no word in German for a normal, frequently occuring thing that exists. Even weirder because it has an expression in so many languages. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sunshower Yeah my wife went her entire life up until a few years ago not knowing that not everyone called that event "a monkey's wedding". Or, in fact, that almost nobody in the US has ever heard that term before.
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# ¿ Sep 15, 2015 22:14 |
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Zero One posted:I don't know about Disney, but at Cedar Point the celebs paid the same price for the tours as anyone else. I think it was about $250/person. At Disneyland, you pay regular ticket prices, and then pay $300-350/hr on top of that for the VIP tour. It is not cheap. I have a family member that was approached inside Disneyland by someone in a suit who told them they won a special prize. The special prize was a day's VIP tour. The story goes that Barry Bonds had paid for it, but flew to Orlando instead of Anaheim and the tour was already scheduled. He said it was rad. People have been abusing the handicap access system in Disneyland for so long, that genuinely handicapped persons ended up waiting as long or even longer than the "normal" line in order to get on an attraction. Genuinely disabled Disneyland enthusiasts nearly unanimously prefer the new system, but people hauling around fat meemaw in a scooter or teenagers pooling money to rent a wheelchair are now pretty bummed out about it.
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# ¿ Sep 29, 2015 01:35 |
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That is nazi most efficient bicycle design
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# ¿ Sep 30, 2015 05:05 |
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Dodecalypse posted:C'mon..... Kevin is not a people name. ???
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# ¿ Oct 6, 2015 19:55 |
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casual poster posted:What if one of your friends named their pet after you? How would that make you feel? I'd be conflicted. On one hand, I'm flattered. On the other hand, Rover is a weird name for a cat.
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# ¿ Oct 7, 2015 00:09 |
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Dick Trauma posted:I bet you could trick your cat into climbing in. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VfSl0iGAus e:f;b
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# ¿ Oct 15, 2015 20:00 |
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Ak Gara posted:Do petshops really list the pets lifespan on their card? That's kinda harsh. Probably nice to know you're not buying a tortoise who is going to live 150 years
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# ¿ Dec 3, 2015 21:44 |
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"This trivia game sucks. How was I supposed to know that The Godfather was a mafia movie? I haven't seen every movie ever, nerds!"
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# ¿ Dec 12, 2015 19:05 |
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RCarr posted:Do you guys seriously think the average person knows which side an X wing fights for or what color its lasers are? No, but I think that almost anyone could figure out "which direction is this ship facing?" because they look like contemporary aircraft.
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# ¿ Dec 12, 2015 19:35 |
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ikanreed posted:I'm gonna make a contentious claim here: Hitler did several things wrong. They already have one like that. It's called EVE Online
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# ¿ Jan 20, 2016 19:18 |
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RFC2324 posted:Pretty sure you can do this in skyrim, but it's even more boring as a single player. In the release build before the smithing balance patch, the most cost effective way to level up your smithing was to make a hojillion iron daggers. Then you could move on straight to dragon armor
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# ¿ Jan 20, 2016 20:31 |
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# ¿ Feb 20, 2016 20:32 |
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BjornOfBorg posted:So what about Ship of Theseus? The owner of a boat started calling the parts of it different words ("deck" instead of "floor", "stern" instead of "rear", etc.) Eventually every part of the boat (now called "ship") had been renamed, and you're left with the Ship of Thesaurus.
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2016 15:27 |
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Which one is landerig?
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# ¿ Mar 10, 2016 23:27 |
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"I'm a rocket man Rocket man Burning out his fuse out here alone"
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# ¿ Mar 14, 2016 02:10 |
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Say Nothing posted:Is that a Van Goatse? I used to live there, and am acquainted with the lady who owns the place. I haven't asked if she's the ho who makes the pies
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# ¿ Mar 31, 2016 02:27 |
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m2pt5 posted:I suspect the spelling is intentional, given the hyphen and the rest of the sign that's cut off in that picture. The lower part of the sign wasn't there 10 years ago
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# ¿ Mar 31, 2016 15:45 |
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Yeah well duh, it's man's best friend not "girlfriend's best friend"
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# ¿ May 23, 2016 23:48 |
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"You have my sword" "And my axe!"
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# ¿ Jun 15, 2016 00:33 |
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PrincessPANTS posted:Meh, keep your tampons in it. What does parting the Red Sea have to do with tampons?
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# ¿ Jul 5, 2016 07:03 |
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More dongs. Just what the internet needed
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# ¿ Jul 14, 2016 07:01 |
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Chitin posted:He had a what now? A nose flute, keep up
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# ¿ Aug 12, 2016 03:44 |
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Phanatic posted:It's a really impressive shot. He's got the exact shutter speed to freeze the bits of the runners that are moving relatively slowly, but their rapidly-moving extremities are motion-blurred, and he's got a really narrow DOF. That's exactly the kind of shot that's *why* they use really expensive cameras and lenses to shoot really important races. I think that literally any one of those camera setups is worth more than my car
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# ¿ Aug 15, 2016 17:22 |
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VendaGoat posted:You kill a few astronauts and it's nothing but red tape and work work work. Hah. I once heard an astronaut talk about life at NASA during the Challenger disaster. He was arguing with someone in management about how they should go forward after the accident, saying that they should prioritize actual safety stuff more than they do rather than launch anyway to hit the deadlines they promised. The guy said "You don't understand everything that goes into it. If we don't deliver the launches when we say, Congress will cut our program. You astronauts can't prioritize it rationally, especially since you've got to worry about your own safety to the exclusion of everything else" To which he responded "Who really cares about missing deadlines? Blowing up astronauts is the fastest way to get this program shut down"
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# ¿ Aug 16, 2016 19:18 |
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Coke Zero at ground zero is a nice touch
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# ¿ Sep 9, 2016 03:17 |
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The door wouldn't have floated with both of them on it. So then, as now, adding a jack would have ruined the waterproofing properties.
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# ¿ Sep 9, 2016 06:06 |
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The MSJ posted:For context, that is a jaguar, a cat with a bite so strong it can hunt tortoises. My local zoo prepares frozen treats for the animals during the summer, to help them cool off and provide some fun for them. The jaguars get a whole coconut with a hole drilled in one side. They fill it with water, plug it with a rat, and freeze the entire thing. The jaguars put the whole coconut, frozen solid, in their mouths and crunch it to get to the ice inside
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# ¿ Sep 15, 2016 01:36 |
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I saw a bumper sticker for sale in southern Utah with the name of 3 Utah towns in order: Fillmore Virgin Beaver
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# ¿ Sep 21, 2016 00:00 |
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# ¿ May 10, 2024 07:37 |
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The_Book_Of_Harry posted:
That is some dope stationary
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# ¿ Sep 21, 2016 02:57 |