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Yes lets please argue who has the moral high ground of ordering from McDonalds.
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mostlygray posted:I get irritated by the opposite. The people that think all animals will kill them. Be it fish, cat, dog, hamster, etc. My recently deceased dog was barky but friendly and never even snapped at a soul. Yet almost every repairman would prefer to listen to a dog bark for 2 hours locked up rather than let him say hello. I've never been bitten by a dog so maybe it's just a hangup that I don't have. I don't know if all businesses do this but I am a field technician for an alarm company and have been for another alarm company and a cable company and all 3 have it as a rule that dogs have to be put up while you're there. Honestly I don't follow the rule often but if I ever got caught with a dog not put up or get bitten I would be disciplined and possibly fired. RenegadeStyle1 has a new favorite as of 21:58 on Jan 21, 2016 |
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Oh no now there are even nerds about water
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Feb 28, 2016 00:33
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When I was a kid I thought the state of Illinois was called Chicago.
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Mar 8, 2016 16:49
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mostlygray posted:Legit question: I always say I'm from the "Twin Cities". Does that scan outside the Northland? I'm from Texas and while I have heard the term twin cities I honestly am not sure what that is. I would assume Minnesota on a guess.
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Mar 9, 2016 08:14
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I've heard of sales parties and my wife's even been to 1 or 2 but I've never heard them combined with baby showers or any other kind of party like that. I can honestly say if someone tricked me into going to a sales party like that I would not be their friend anymore.
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Mar 20, 2016 15:24
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The Reconstruction Era was the right thing to do.
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Mar 24, 2016 03:50
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My first name is really uncommon and i've never met anyone else with it, although I do know its a real name because people have had it in TV shows and stuff like that. I came here to talk about my last name, Hancock. Its really bad, when I was a kid it was mostly penis jokes, now I get alot of either "Footpenis" or that superhero movie with Will Smith. Old people will sometimes pop out and ask if i'm related to John Hancock though. I don't know if I am but I doubt it.
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Apr 6, 2016 03:11
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I do agree. I don't smoke but it seems like everyone turns into big babies every time they catch a whiff of smoke. It might have to do with my mom smoking in the house when I was growing up. I just don't see the big deal about smell cigarette smoke for a few seconds every now and then.
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Apr 13, 2016 15:47
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Yeah and once you step outside with a dog people for some reason think its free reign to run up and start petting them or picking them up.
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Apr 18, 2016 00:53
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Aquatic Giraffe posted:How many versions of Lady Gaga's "You and I" are there? The actual recorded version says Nebraska, but when I was living in Virginia on the radio it said Virginia. Is there a version for every three syllable state? I can verify there was one for BOTH Dallas and Texas
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May 27, 2016 18:16
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Silver Falcon posted:I've seen this one before, but it finally happened to me: when people assume that just because you have a functioning uterus, you will have/want to have kids. I've never understood this line of reasoning. I think it would be infinitely better for someone to not have kids and wish they had when their older than the alternative which is basically have kids and resent them because you might have change your mind.
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May 31, 2016 17:11
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Attractive girls all doing a similar thing? It must be bad lets make a bad word for it.
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I'm gonna guess the honking things not on purpose. Mine is set like that and I had no idea until you mentioned it that that it was customization in any way.
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I kind of agree. I don't mind if someone says to bring your own food but out of me and most barbecues I've been to the host always provides all of the meat, yiu might bring something like drinks or sides but never your own meat unless you have some kind of allergy or something.
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Jul 25, 2016 19:04
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Mu Zeta posted:I hate every single sentence in this video shown on John Oliver. Death by Guillotine
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Aug 9, 2016 18:10
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Yeah I also work alot outside in Texas so I ended up taking an extra shirt and taking deodorant with me. The extra shirt really helps but it does feel weird putting on a clean t shirt when your sweaty so that is a downside.
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Spalec posted:A celebrity died? gently caress [current year]! [current year] is the worst! Every year on this earth is terrible, friend.
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Aug 29, 2016 23:46
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A big recent one for me is it seems like every ad agency is trying their hands at "Make _____ great again!" Hurr hurt it's just like the Trump thing!
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Nov 5, 2016 13:42
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I only drink my coffee filtered through a Turkish mans rear end in a top hat.
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Nov 5, 2016 15:56
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Yeah that's a dick move. It's not like she was asking how to hold a spoon. There is still a large portion of the population that spent the majority of their life without Internet.
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docbeard posted:For a variety of reasons, I didn't see a lot of movies growing up that a lot of people would consider classical touchstones of the '80s. (I hadn't seen Ghostbusters until a couple years ago, for example.) This happens to me so much, specifically with the movie Scarface, that I have like a little script in my head of why I've never seen it ready when I tell someone I've never seen it.
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Dec 14, 2016 21:52
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I finally convinced my wife at the age of 31 with a 10 year old, an 8 year old, and a 5 year old that we shouldn't go to her mom's to spend the night and open presents. I've been saying for years we have to start our own traditions and we can visit but we shouldn't have every holiday sculpted after her parents specifically. I guess my pet peeve is my wife's over reliance on her mother and her opinion.
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Dec 20, 2016 19:12
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Recommendations show me a lot about a person. I was watching someone talk about something he was watching on YouTube and his recommendations were full of MGTOW poo poo.
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BattyKiara posted:My upstairs neighbour orders a lot of take away. Which is fine, none of my business. However, the delivery person likes to drive around with insanely loud music. Mostly techno music. We are talking the kind of loud that makes his car vibrate here. Yo can hear him coming several blocks away. So in reality it's 30-45 minutes of insanely loud music with the added bonus of rattling car. You hear this noise machine arrive, then it is parked outside while he takes the food in, motor and music running of course, and then driving away again. Try this up to 12 times a week. ARGH!!! Another sucker taken in by viral marketing, now anytime you want food you'll only be able to think of that man.
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Jan 16, 2017 19:22
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People who blast their Facebook walls about how Valentine's Day is a consumer holiday and all the sheep's are buying choclate and marked up presents. We all get it, you're super *~*~enlightened~*~*. Everyone knows all of this. I'm sure people sent flyers about it in the 80s.
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Feb 15, 2017 16:56
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I agree about the Trump thing. He has plenty bad things just since January 20th you can talk about. I don't think it's morally wrong or bad to make small hand or Drumpf jokes. I just think it's useless and kind of childish.
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Danaru posted:Why do people do things they find funny this is inefficient meep morp zorp does not compute Sorry I guess I'm a robot because I don't think saying someone has small hands is the height of comedy.
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Baron Corbyn posted:those shirts are randomly generated based on what it can mine from your profile. I've seen people sharing poo poo like "PROUD TO BE A WOMAN BORN IN JANUARY WHO LOVES HER HUSBAND AND THE DALLAS COWBOYS" and saying how much they want it, so obviously some idiots pay for these loving awful t-shirts. Its a (name) thing. You wouldn't understand. I get those all of the time on facebook.
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Feb 20, 2017 03:37
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walrusman posted:Agreed. I feel bad asking that friend-of-a-friend to help me tap the keg or slice tomatoes, but what else can I do? Being super cool and having such a cool life you show up late to everything doesn't work in the day and age where I can see you posting PettyMemes 20 minutes before you show up.
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areyoucontagious posted:Be careful what you wish for, you just might get it I have a weird mixture of being glad he bombed because hes so obnoxious and feeling extremely embarrassed for him.
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Feb 26, 2017 21:04
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Disgusting Coward posted:So I'm talking to someone. I started saying "oh I was just joking around" and it usually works.
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Mar 11, 2017 21:20
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I don't mind haggling but once we agree on a price and where to meet the haggling is done. I don't want to show up and you try to bring the price lower once we're face to face.
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Mar 31, 2017 18:27
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Yeah I'd understand if I was selling a comic and we agreed and I showed up and pulled it out of my back pocket an unfolded it. Most of the time I'm selling things that cant really lose "value" or look "bad" for lack of a better word.
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The Snoo posted:my parents were hella in denial of the cigarette smell when I was growing up... honestly they still are. I know that smoking for 40 years fucks your senses but they just wouldn't believe us if we complained about it, like we were making it up. my younger brother and I got bullied in elementary and middle school for it. I don't think it's denial, I think you literally can't smell it anymore after a while. I don't smoke but my mom did in the house all through childhood. I had a lot of teachers pull me aside and ask if I'm smoking. I never was and I couldn't smell it on myself either.
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My wife or daughter does that sometimes when I'm laughing at the forums. I don't get mad though, more embarrassed.
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May 3, 2017 20:11
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When I used to listen to Sword and Scale it was kind of funny. "The women were all found with their guts hanging out and stapled to the ceiling..."...."Guys I love to cook, and I really enjoy this new service, let me tell you about it"
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May 25, 2017 16:20
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I hope you had plenty of ketchup and steak sauce for those steaks.
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Key and Peele has a lot of dud sketches (in my opinion) but hidden in there are sketches that are pure gold, probably the funniest ones I have ever seen. I never know when their coming so I watch a lot of comedy sketches I don't like waiting for the funny ones.
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