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One time I went to the doc (e-6 corpseman) and told him 'it burns when I pee'. The dude hadn't even finished checking into the boat yet and the leaving cpo corpseman(lmbo) told him 'welp you can take this one'. god drat the swab hurt
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Mar 4, 2015 04:44
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Wingnut Ninja posted:I would sooner chop my dick off than apply anything to it that was prescribed by a corpsman. i was given a 7 pill z-pack, doc told me to eat 5 of them at the same time and throw the other 2 away.  it worked.
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Mar 4, 2015 08:10
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Applewhite posted:Question for enlisted Goons: Your divo shouldn't be loving giving orders to you unless you are the chief of that division or it's some kind of emergency or a 'pick up that can' sort of thing.
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Mar 6, 2015 05:13
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oh also if your divo is giving you orders like that, do what he says and politely let your cpo/lpo know about it after
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Mar 6, 2015 06:54
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You should shipmate him.
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Mar 6, 2015 21:52
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Shipmate. The first rule of leadership is to not call people out in front of others.
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Mar 10, 2015 22:15
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nacirema posted:I got orders to Okinawa naval hospital as a scrub, woo! Anone know what to expect from the island or surrounding islands? Expect to never leave base, you filthy rapist.
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Mar 12, 2015 02:23
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I would like to know what exactly digital penetration is, as defined by the finest NCOs of the United States Navy.
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Mar 12, 2015 22:45
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Only time I had problem seeing the rank was when it was a god drat warrant officer.
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Mar 17, 2015 22:57
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Sir Lucius posted:Can you believe Obama made a United States Marine hold an umbrella?! How degrading! for are troops! That marine can now put on his eval "at great personal risk to self defended the president of the united states from god himself".
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Mar 18, 2015 07:10
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They really need to fix the fix they made to the eval system. When I was in they were switching to what is used now, and before everyone HAD to get 4.0 across the board or no one had a shot at a promotion. Now you have to have that one wierd trick in your eval to get it.
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Mar 18, 2015 19:35
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Pft I would have made chief by 28. I was fully bound for the ACINT pipeline.
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Mar 19, 2015 04:19
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Sir Lucius posted:Apparently they used to do that, and everyone just got a 4. That is unless you had someone who rated you based on the actual instruction and then screwed you by not giving you a 4. It was pretty much this. If an E-5 or E-6 did not get all 4.0 on every eval they had nearly zero chance of picking up rank.
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Mar 20, 2015 18:35
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Arione posted:Pearl Harbor is pretty loving sweet. the women here suck tho. yes they suck, lots of my dick. pussy is all over in hawaii its like the most easy place in the world to get laid without paying for it
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Apr 13, 2015 01:01
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Arione posted:if you dont mind loving a woman crossed between a walrus and an orangutang sure. go ahead... I like skinny white women.... I am sorry that you have a hard time finding women. Perhaps you should try leaving the barracks, there are much better looking women off base.
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Apr 13, 2015 01:56
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vulturesrow posted:http://www.navytimes.com/story/military/2015/04/16/marco-ramirez-pacific-fleet-master-chief/25892169/  tosh is so good even the navy times reports about him
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Apr 17, 2015 03:46
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Please tell me you are going to make flag officer and get the policy on beards changed.
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Apr 28, 2015 07:35
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ManMythLegend posted:Japan is neat. Sasebo is way sleepier then Yoko, but that's fine by me. Japan is great for folks with no kids. There is a ton to see and do in country and lots of easy travel opportunities around the AOR. I got drunk one night in Sasebo and hung out with 3 Japanese chicks bar hopping. 2 of them decided to go home and the 3rd one said 'Lets go back to your place'. I loved Japan.
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Apr 30, 2015 06:48
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ManMythLegend posted:Yeah. Being an American is almost like using a cheat code. Even the biggest, goofiest, most inbred mother fuckers can pull tail out here. It amazed me how many dudes on my boat said they hated it. Because all they would do is go to the drat base clubs and maybe 1 bar just outside base. I was one of the few that would actually roam out and had a great time because of it. Yokohama owns. Roppungi owns. Shinjuku scared me Having a 90 year old dude whisper to me while pointing behind him 'libe show' .
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Apr 30, 2015 07:45
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Sir Lucius posted:Not even chiefs are above hazing! Don't forget to report all hazing up your chain! No one ever got hazed physically on my boat. Because the last guy it happened to killed himself after the fleet Admiral tried to blame him for it.
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May 13, 2015 16:53
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Booblord Zagats posted:I always thought hazing was supposed to get the poo poo folks out of circulation so they wouldn't endanger someone else in a combat situation. Sounds like the mission got accomplished i dont think having dolphins tacked on qualifies.
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May 13, 2015 18:08
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Wow those are some hosed up stories. When my boat did it's loving moronic 52 degree down angle while at PD doing a backing bell and EVERYONE IN CONTROL FORGOT THE CONTROLS WERE REVERSED AND MADE THE poo poo WORSE the skipper climbed into control from his stateroom and yelled at them "what the gently caress are you fuckers doing to my loving submarine?!?!?!" and yelled at the CoW to blow the forward group.
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May 16, 2015 05:47
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LingcodKilla posted:How did she not end up over the side? blanket of fear
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May 16, 2015 05:54
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CMD598 posted:So I'm reading this thread from the boat and before I logged in all the ads were getting a big govt cockblock. The cool thing about loving up and starting at e-1 is realizing that you could have forced the recruiter to give you e-3 before you signed anything. Hope you get e-5 first time you're up, took me 2 trys and I did the stupid starting at e-1 thing too. Never got paid for e-5 but I did get to waste a bunch of money changing my uniforms for it!
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May 21, 2015 02:39
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(gently caress starting at E1)
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Kawasaki Nun posted:I thought you were a nuke? Were you some type of corner? My gip reality is cracking i was one of the first classups that was not a 6 year contract. when i got to the boat everyone assumed i had been busted down from e-4 while at c school (that i never had)
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May 21, 2015 03:56
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sounds like a standard inspection just done to one really dumb loving individual
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Jun 16, 2015 11:32
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if you have to stop and ask 'does product x cause problems for any military branch' the answer is always going to be yes. unfortunately that also includes booze if you get into any trouble related to it
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Jun 19, 2015 07:02
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PULL UP ALONG SIDE BUT DON'T TIE UP every time i hear this in my head i want to find that short fat rear end in a top hat and punch him even tho i know hes like in his 60s now
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Jun 20, 2015 06:51
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Anita Dickinme posted:Why would you even shave in basic? because otherwise you get screamed at for having even a bit of stubble showing?
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Jul 21, 2015 01:52
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Stultus Maximus posted:On your balls? What the hell kind of RDC did you have? i guess i missed the part about it being about ball shaving
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Jul 21, 2015 02:32
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If he was reduced from AWOL to UA he got a good deal, considering.
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Jul 22, 2015 17:53
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i've heard of people not making it on the e-4 test. i'm pretty sure they didn't put their name on it or something.
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Aug 11, 2015 05:08
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He still has to do TAPS and exit interview things. Not quite stealth.
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Aug 13, 2015 22:37
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Null Integer posted:You can always tell a submariner by the weird amount of ribbons, including the "Can't tell ya one" My NAM writeup left out the real reason I got it. Officially it was because I fixed poo poo that I had no business at all fixing because I never had C school nor any sort of knowledge about unix, but I still was able to come up with a work around to keep a unix towed array processing system running. Yes, my NAM was for hacking the gibson.
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Aug 16, 2015 07:33
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LingcodKilla posted:So... My work is garnishing my wages until I pay back my health premiums from when I joined the navy because I didn't give them a request to cancel them. Start with your LPO & Yeomen, most likely you will end up talking to legal. Start it or kiss that money goodbye forever.
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Aug 17, 2015 02:18
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ManMythLegend posted:You old. I could have retired at 20 last year.  
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Aug 17, 2015 05:01
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Sir Lucius posted:A lot of the chiefs in my building are pretty bad rear end. If you don't have any real work to do they send you home. #notallcheifs 'in my building' so you're on shore duty and the regular rules do not apply
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Aug 27, 2015 14:58
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Lou Takki posted:Seems like every drat corner has a CPO selectee car wash thing going on. it goes to the hookers & blow fund
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Pandasmores posted:My friend's reading all your posts about boards for pins and he's laughing because he got his FMF pin after several firefights that led to his purple heart and combat action ribbon. my board for my fish was like 2hr or so. i got off really god drat easy since they only asked me to draw 1 system. most people have to draw at least 4 or 5.
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