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Anders
Nov 8, 2004

I'd rather score...

... but I'll grind it good for you
Name: Anders Robertson
Position: Keeper
Number: 1
Height: 6'5"
Weight: 200 lbs
Location: Norway
Handedness: Regular
CHL Team: Seattle
Player Type: Butterfly
Character Trait: Uff da

edit: just changing something

Anders fucked around with this message at 21:02 on Mar 3, 2015

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Anders
Nov 8, 2004

I'd rather score...

... but I'll grind it good for you

Furnaceface posted:

Yeah, I got in on the last 2 so Im just going to be a casual observer this go since its still fun to read.

Someone better be Big McLargehuge this year, its tradition. :colbert:

You could still be Big McLargehuge, TSN Analyst @TSNBMcLargehug

Anders
Nov 8, 2004

I'd rather score...

... but I'll grind it good for you
This could be a tool for people (like me) who won't bother to make a separate twitter account for this

http://simitator.com/generator/twitter/tweet

Anders
Nov 8, 2004

I'd rather score...

... but I'll grind it good for you

Hockles posted:

Maybe a cousin or something that is a goalie! :shobon:


Just create a new fake e-mail and start a fake Twitter!

But then I have to log in and out of my regular twitter profile, or install a twitter managing app and :effort:

Anders
Nov 8, 2004

I'd rather score...

... but I'll grind it good for you

Hockles posted:

I'm maintaining 3 accounts. :colbert:

Yhea yhea. @Uff_da1 on twitter now.

I also made a list out of the twitter handles in the thread

https://twitter.com/Uff_da1/lists/nhl15-be-a-pro

Anders
Nov 8, 2004

I'd rather score...

... but I'll grind it good for you

Kyrosiris posted:

Go ahead and add mine (@d3lacour), I had the email sitting around anyways. :v:

Can't find it when I search for it


edit: I'll get to it eventually. Send a tweet to @Uff_da1 to get added to the list

Anders fucked around with this message at 22:18 on Mar 3, 2015

Anders
Nov 8, 2004

I'd rather score...

... but I'll grind it good for you

Anders posted:

Yhea yhea. @Uff_da1 on twitter now.

I also made a list out of the twitter handles in the thread

https://twitter.com/Uff_da1/lists/nhl15-be-a-pro

Just have to mention that it's a public list, so everyone can click the link and read the shenanigans.

(Or join the fun as a media personality)

Anders
Nov 8, 2004

I'd rather score...

... but I'll grind it good for you
Added all the ones that posted their twitters itt to the list

Anders
Nov 8, 2004

I'd rather score...

... but I'll grind it good for you

triplexpac posted:

I'm too lazy to make a fake twitter and get that involved in all this :smith: If it's a requirement feel free to give my guy to someone else

It's not. Don't worry.

Anders
Nov 8, 2004

I'd rather score...

... but I'll grind it good for you
We need to post the funny tweets here too.

Anders
Nov 8, 2004

I'd rather score...

... but I'll grind it good for you

Twitter posted:

Anders
Nov 8, 2004

I'd rather score...

... but I'll grind it good for you


Time to be the full time starter!

Anders
Nov 8, 2004

I'd rather score...

... but I'll grind it good for you
I think it means you shouldn't have been with those girls up in Edmonton...

Anders
Nov 8, 2004

I'd rather score...

... but I'll grind it good for you

Anders
Nov 8, 2004

I'd rather score...

... but I'll grind it good for you
I've been with my girlfriend for 11 years, and we have two kids together, but I'm not even going try to explain this for her.

Anders
Nov 8, 2004

I'd rather score...

... but I'll grind it good for you

RC Cola posted:

Yesssssssss. I'll be on a line with Tofbo in no time. Can we add a the twitter accounts to the op? I'm gonna make one and get in on these shenanigans

And this is the list https://twitter.com/Uff_da1/lists/nhl15-be-a-pro

Anders
Nov 8, 2004

I'd rather score...

... but I'll grind it good for you

Anders
Nov 8, 2004

I'd rather score...

... but I'll grind it good for you
Are everyone with fake twitters on the twitter list? Recently added Ewic Windros, Potatoes O'Bourke and Kilza

Anders
Nov 8, 2004

I'd rather score...

... but I'll grind it good for you

Sharks Eat Bear posted:

clint clemens drafted by the historic franchise les habitants. great place for a young starlet to get plenty of chances and ice time, right boys?

Anders Robertson is gonna get so fat eating all the poutine the city has to offer #pardonmyfrench

Anders
Nov 8, 2004

I'd rather score...

... but I'll grind it good for you
I'm gonna spend my career backing up Fucale, ain't I

Anders
Nov 8, 2004

I'd rather score...

... but I'll grind it good for you

THE MACHO MAN posted:

Dang, no one under 80ovr for LW in Toronto.

Clearly, NHL's lovely rear end development team must have a few Toronto homers. Leo Komarov an 82 hahahahaha

Do you mean that EASPORTS NHL franchise overrates Canadian teams? Why I never...

Anders
Nov 8, 2004

I'd rather score...

... but I'll grind it good for you

Dale Ouise posted:

I knew this world was hosed up when I saw Fucale with a 90 rating.

:smith:

I used to be happy Anders Robertson got drafted by Montreal, but unless he gets traded, he'll be a career AHL'er.

Anders
Nov 8, 2004

I'd rather score...

... but I'll grind it good for you
Or you could all help me peer pressure Pleads into running a Medicine Hat Pylons LP on EHM

Anders
Nov 8, 2004

I'd rather score...

... but I'll grind it good for you

:smith:

Anders
Nov 8, 2004

I'd rather score...

... but I'll grind it good for you

Kyrosiris posted:

Not me, I never get a look in playoff games! :smug:

:smithicide:

Playoffs are for losers who can't play golf

Anders
Nov 8, 2004

I'd rather score...

... but I'll grind it good for you
I'm never going to surpass Fucale, am I?

Happy birthday Hockles

Anders
Nov 8, 2004

I'd rather score...

... but I'll grind it good for you
Robertson has still not played a single playoff game.

Anders
Nov 8, 2004

I'd rather score...

... but I'll grind it good for you

Kilza posted:

Unfortunate how they never had their amazing 2014-15 season in this universe. :(


I think that takes me to UFA. Please let that take me to UFA. :ohdear:


Van Schubert :argh:

14 goalies better than me OVR wise. Of course I'm still stuck behind one of those 14.

Boo loving hoo

Anders
Nov 8, 2004

I'd rather score...

... but I'll grind it good for you

lazerwolf posted:

Wayne Van Steamsdyk solid 4th liner. Wayne play hockey good.

4th liners makes the most $/min

Anders
Nov 8, 2004

I'd rather score...

... but I'll grind it good for you

Feral_Shofixti posted:

Sooo, Portland won the Calder, I got playoff MVP, was resigned for 950, 000 per for 2 years.

And I'm still in the A.

At least you made the AHL playoffs.

I don't even know my overall anymore

Edit: got traded to the rangers. And now I'm starting, hooray

Anders fucked around with this message at 13:08 on Apr 15, 2015

Anders
Nov 8, 2004

I'd rather score...

... but I'll grind it good for you
I cost NYR the Playoffs. :sigh:

Anders
Nov 8, 2004

I'd rather score...

... but I'll grind it good for you
Anders Robertson is the new Pavlec

Even I want to shoot in into the sun by this point.

Anders
Nov 8, 2004

I'd rather score...

... but I'll grind it good for you
I used to be poo poo, and now I'm worse

Anders
Nov 8, 2004

I'd rather score...

... but I'll grind it good for you
Rangers finally made the playoffs!!!

Hockles posted:

Injury Report
NYR -- A. Robertson is injured with a Bruised Hip. Expected return is 4/30/25
:smithicide:

Anders
Nov 8, 2004

I'd rather score...

... but I'll grind it good for you

Top Hats Monthly posted:

You'll be back in time! cheer up!
Back in time for golf season.

If you think Robertson is bad, see his backup. Rangers will get swept in three games.

Anders
Nov 8, 2004

I'd rather score...

... but I'll grind it good for you

Hockles posted:


Robertson also missed NYR's run, making him the last goon to play in a playoff game


Rangers finally made the playoffs!!!

Hockles posted:

Injury Report
NYR -- A. Robertson is injured with a Bruised Hip. Expected return is 4/30/25
:smithicide:

Anders
Nov 8, 2004

I'd rather score...

... but I'll grind it good for you
The only goalie stat that counts are wins

Ready for 1st round exit

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Anders
Nov 8, 2004

I'd rather score...

... but I'll grind it good for you

Hockles posted:

Anders filled in for 3 minutes during an OT game, and lost in OT.

This will go down forever in hockey trivia quizzes of the future.

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