Good Post Goldmine 2: Let's Get This Thread to 420 Pages, Of Good Posts

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alnilam

WetNightmare posted:

http://vocaroo.com/i/s02e8ICwrUMw

# ¿ May 15, 2015 14:13

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# ¿ May 20, 2024 02:50

alnilam

bacalou posted:

i loving love byob

# ¿ Jun 11, 2015 00:22

alnilam

Thread title: wet socks

google THIS posted:

when Elmer Fudd goes to a ball game in Boston

# ¿ Jun 24, 2015 14:31

alnilam

surrealist shark

dogcrash truther posted:

The shark bite you with the sudden realization of the presence of the subconscious in the phenomenal world

dogcrash truther posted:

[swimmer thrashing around in the water] Ah! Agggh! Auuughh! Asparagus is my father's penis! Ahhh!

_{ty manifisto}

# ¿ Jul 4, 2015 15:35

alnilam

google THIS posted:

[eye of the tiger plays]

shot of a muscular jock running up and down bleachers. meanwhile under the bleachers a byob poster is sucking dick

shot of byob poster crossing out a date on a calendar only a few weeks away from the words "BYOB SUCK-OFF"

shot of a byob poster finishing up at a glory hole. they click their stop watch and look at their time, disappointed

shot of a byob poster doing push-ups but there's a man laying on his back with his crotch under their face

shot of a byob poster mopping their brow and reaching for a bottle of water but wait it's not a bottle of water it's a dick

shot of byob poster at the glory hole again. they grimace at their stop watch, it's obviously a little better than last time but still not good

another date being crossed out on the calendar. now there's only one week left!

shot of a byob poster bench pressing a person and that person is a dude with no pants on and he's positioned face down

shot of a long line at an airport men's room. the rest is left to the imagination

the byob poster finished at the glory hole again. now they smile and do a little fist pump when they see their time

the last date gets crossed off on the calendar and the camera zooms in on the words "BYOB SUCK-OFF"

_{ty manifisto}

# ¿ Jul 19, 2015 16:07

alnilam

Yonkers posted:

can someone take out all the posts in this thread with the word byob in them

that's not a bad idea and i might do it if i get less lazy

# ¿ Jul 19, 2015 23:12

alnilam

pig slut lisa posted:

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# ¿ Aug 3, 2015 21:02

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# ¿ May 20, 2024 02:50

alnilam

TWIST FIST posted:

swine coswine and hamgent are important parts of pigonometry

# ¿ Oct 1, 2015 13:11

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