Anti-Food Porn Thread: Seems Saggy Not Saggy A Bit Saggy Ball

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Schubalts: Nov 26, 2007; People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

I would eat that entire fruitzza by myself.

It still feels weird to me that I thought fruit and veggies were some of the best things ever as a kid, and that pop culture kids all hate them and need to be tricked into it or something. Maybe growing up within driving distance of a 'pay to pick' strawberry farm, an apple orchard with massive apples, and having cherry trees and blackberries growing around my school had a hand in it.

# ¿ May 10, 2015 14:19

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# ¿ May 12, 2024 00:31

Schubalts: Nov 26, 2007; People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

Titus Sardonicus posted:

And they're goddamn expensive

So people pay out the nose for fungi that I used to see everywhere after a heavy rain?

# ¿ May 16, 2015 01:01

Schubalts: Nov 26, 2007; People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

Ramen made with ice cream noodles should be a thing.

# ¿ May 22, 2015 13:34

Schubalts: Nov 26, 2007; People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

These brought a tear to my eye.

# ¿ May 31, 2015 04:01

Schubalts: Nov 26, 2007; People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

Rah! posted:

I'm trying to figure out what this is, and I just can't do it.

# ¿ Jun 4, 2015 19:38

Schubalts: Nov 26, 2007; People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

Jmcrofts posted:

You guys are really making me want to pick up a Tamale Boat from Al's Beef and document my death from colonic implosion after I eat it.

E: For the uninitiated, Chicago-style Tamales are a tube of cornmeal paste stuffed with ground beef and various spices. They're pooped out of a machine that is basically an industrial Play-Doh extruder. They come out like this:

then get deep fried until they turn bright yellow and delicious.

I would eat the hell out of those. Makes me want to try making my own.

# ¿ Jun 12, 2015 04:59

Schubalts: Nov 26, 2007; People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

Might be late but http://www.snackandbakery.com/articles/87673-totinos-blasted-crust-pizza-rolls

Pizza rolls have joined with Doritos, albeit unofficially. I just saw a commercial for the "cheddar blasted" ones and I couldn't believe it.

# ¿ Jun 13, 2015 23:04

Schubalts: Nov 26, 2007; People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

More things need to be "smothered" in a single slice of Kraft cheese.

cash crab posted:

D:

Anti-food that not even a raccoon will touch.

# ¿ Jun 28, 2015 19:09

Schubalts: Nov 26, 2007; People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

fermun posted:

Are those donuts directly under the cheese? Their surface doesn't look like bagels or any other bread rings I can think of.

# ¿ Sep 1, 2015 16:51

Schubalts: Nov 26, 2007; People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

Scathach posted:

This is so drat funny. Vienna sausages, literally plopped out of the tin and onto the plate.

# ¿ Sep 3, 2015 13:22

Schubalts: Nov 26, 2007; People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

AnonSpore posted:

Mozzarella in the crust, camembert beneath the toppings in a double crust (crust-cheese-crust-toppings). Incredibly delicious, but with every bite you can feel your arteries measurably clogging. Every slice takes off a year of your lifespan.

Put different toppings on that and I would eat the entire thing by myself.

# ¿ Sep 7, 2015 00:42

Schubalts: Nov 26, 2007; People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

Holy poo poo.

# ¿ Sep 14, 2015 13:53

Schubalts: Nov 26, 2007; People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

Minarchist posted:

Male Chef is great

I love the ranch dressing and jarred gravy put into spray bottles.

I'm partial to what appears to be solid canned cranberry sauce, with a grilled pineapple slice stuck to the end.

# ¿ Sep 27, 2015 21:57

Schubalts: Nov 26, 2007; People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

Tasteful Dickpic posted:

You might as well make a round, flat meatloaf and use that instead of bread.

....Genius....

# ¿ Oct 4, 2015 14:58

Schubalts: Nov 26, 2007; People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

Paladinus posted:

Where do I have to go to eat this?

# ¿ Oct 30, 2015 14:15

Schubalts: Nov 26, 2007; People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

Is that being served on a pizza stone or something?

# ¿ Nov 6, 2015 19:34

Schubalts: Nov 26, 2007; People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

Make those meat turtles with good sausage instead of hot dogs and we'll talk.

# ¿ Nov 17, 2015 01:49

Schubalts: Nov 26, 2007; People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

Why do these people always say their horrific concoction is a regional staple.

# ¿ Nov 24, 2015 04:34

Schubalts: Nov 26, 2007; People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

Uhn posted:

from a friend of the woman who made the thrush bread

I am afraid to even ask what that is and what happened to the bit of kitchen we can see on the left.

# ¿ Nov 25, 2015 15:26

Schubalts: Nov 26, 2007; People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

Sir DonkeyPunch posted:

the problem i found with store brand sodas is that they went flat and crappy WAY faster than the name brand stuff, so buying a 2 liter was a great way to save money on a bottle you'd only want to drink half of

I'm that one guy that likes flat soda better, so this is a ringing endorsement to me.

# ¿ Nov 27, 2015 14:57

Schubalts: Nov 26, 2007; People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

diabeetz posted:

"No-Bake Rice Krispies Pumpkin Cheesecake"

I have not laughed out loud that hard in a while, thanks.

# ¿ Dec 12, 2015 18:30

Schubalts: Nov 26, 2007; People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

At least steam the drat cauliflower.

# ¿ Dec 22, 2015 03:53

Schubalts: Nov 26, 2007; People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

Even the boil-in-bag kind I've had is great.

# ¿ Dec 26, 2015 18:29

Schubalts: Nov 26, 2007; People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

Brawnfire posted:

Well I'm picturing a strange dog toy, now

Not too far a step when we already have stress-ball titties.

# ¿ Jan 10, 2016 20:26

Schubalts: Nov 26, 2007; People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

Scathach posted:

This looks like it was created purely to trigger that phobia of holes. It looks more like a weird honeycomb-lotuspod than seeds.

# ¿ Jan 19, 2016 21:18

Schubalts: Nov 26, 2007; People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

Or she could just not cut it in half.

# ¿ Jan 21, 2016 16:26

Schubalts: Nov 26, 2007; People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

Lonely Virgil posted:

That's because there is a difference to jam and jelly.

You can also find jam, jelly, preserves, AND marmalade in the USA. :chef:

# ¿ Feb 2, 2016 14:15

Schubalts: Nov 26, 2007; People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

Elk are giant deer. A moose is a tank with antlers.

# ¿ Feb 5, 2016 23:16

Schubalts: Nov 26, 2007; People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

Aesop Poprock posted:

Edit:

Order that thing to go and you are set for a few days.

# ¿ Feb 6, 2016 04:57

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# ¿ May 12, 2024 00:31

Schubalts: Nov 26, 2007; People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

Cheese food product is not cheese. It is legally distinct from actual cheese, which is why it's cheese food product.

# ¿ Feb 16, 2016 04:39

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