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Mexican Deathgasm
Aug 17, 2010

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PYF ONION



Green onion is amazingly versatile. Almost anywhere you put cheese, you can put green onion and it will make it better.

Anyway, for actual anti-food porn:



Rappie pie, an amazingly delicious Acadian dish that doesn't really photograph well.

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Mexican Deathgasm
Aug 17, 2010

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Pomp posted:

I think he meant macaroni and cheese with green onion

Yeah this, I wasn't being very clear.

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A boar stuffed with sausage looks like before it's cooked.

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SpaceGoatFarts posted:

I imagine that's what the buns are for too.

Yeah the buns and sausage turned into an awesome stuffing that turned out really well.

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People in different areas have different food traditions. Difficult concept, I know.

This was my first and last attempt at working with pastry.

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ACES CURE PLANES posted:

Because this kind of poo poo is everpresent?


Like, the prevailing attitude is "pfft, look at these plebs, eating -thing-, they should eat the superior -thing- I like because it comes from my country, instead of that lovely country". Nationalistic bullshit is annoying no matter what side you fall on.

Even within countries people are really weird, it's like they're rooting for their favorite sports team. Even with something as incredibly diverse as pizza which can vary in every single component, people get in slapfights over which one is the "best".

I like my smoked meat on rye. I like french bread with olive oil and basalmic, I like whole grain toasted with butter, and about twice a year I have a sandwich made of wonder bread, Miracle Whip, bologna and lovely Kraft cheese slice because I grew up poor. It really is ok to like a wide selection of different types of food. The only way to do it wrong is to stick to a handful of things and never try new food because you're a weiner.

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This is one of the reasons I have to be careful where I travel. That is one of the most horrible things I've read in a while, what a bunch of psychopaths.

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I am an awful, awful, awful photographer of food.



Salted dulce de leche brownies. Turned out really delicious, but look kinda like a pile of turds when I take a picture of it.

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left_unattended posted:

Really, really liquid turds. The kind with crema on top. Recipe?

Here's the recipe I used: http://www.seriouseats.com/recipes/2015/02/how-to-make-salted-dulce-de-leche-brownies-recipe.html

They are insanely delicious. I had two and gave the rest to friends because I didn't want to have them around. I'm sure they have like eight million calories each.

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Donair pizza is popular up here in Calgary:



It's delicious.

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That's creamed peas on toast. It doesn't photograph well, but it's awesome and delicious.

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Picnic Princess posted:

Dude. No. Poutine is heaven.

I get pulled pork poutine sometimes, and it's AMAZING.



Those are my legs underneath that box. I think it weighed three pounds. It took all day to eat it. I fear for my health.

Where did you get this? I think you're also in Calgary, and I want some of that ASAP.

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Picnic Princess posted:

At the zoo,amazingly, at the concession called Tusk and Grill opposite the camels. Kind of expensive poutine unless you want to visit the zoo anyway.

Thanks! That's perfect actually, I'm going to the zoo soon anyway.

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Picnic Princess posted:

Right now they're only open on weekends, but weekends are horribly busy. I can let you know when they're open the rest of the week if you like. I may or may not work somewhere there. :shobon:

That would be very kind of you! I was supposed to go next Friday, but I'm going to see wolfdogs in Cochrane instead. I have PMs if you can message me. :)

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This may be a little late for the poutine chat, but this is my favorite poutine gravy recipe. It is vegetarian, and nobody believes how amazing it is until they try it.

Anyway, content:

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Samizdata posted:

Have. Like so many things they can be done right or wrong. Done right, delicious, but rather chewy.

Seconded, sliced and fried they're pretty good. I get em every year or so here in Cowtown at Bottlescrew Bills.

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BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

You are no where near powerful enough to destroy me.



I think those are deep fried mushrooms.

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I'm not much for poutine purely for the fact that it has about a million calories. But it really is one of those dishes that's entirely dependent on the quality of the ingredients that you put into it, it can range from awful to amazing depending on whether you get the right cheese and good gravy.

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Minarchist posted:

Probably not AFP but found this while looking up pics for the burger thread.



No rules, fuckers :yum:

It's Banh Mi Pizza

Would

Holy poo poo how did I not think of this. I know what I'm doing this weekend.

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I'm sure they were fine, but what an awful picture.


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Planet Piss posted:

Unrelated:

No pizza rules?

That is not a pizza, it is an infestation.

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This is a crosspost from a poster in GWS who is very talented and posts awesome stuff, but this looks like mold soup to me. It is probably delicious and far beyond my cooking skill.

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Canada never seems to get any pizza monstrosities. I'm going to look around and see if there's something bizarre or awful I can order in Calgary.

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cash crab posted:

loose corn


If you can finish a large pizza from Pizza 73 that would be a good trip report. Also, I miss Pizza 73 desperately. Please buy a pizza from there and ship it to me.

Jesus, I can only do about two or three pieces of that greasy sodden mess that Pizza 73 calls food. I can't imagine eating a whole pizza. I wouldn't be able to poo poo for like a month.

How about a Captain's Dog from Tubby Dog? It's a bacon wrapped hot dog topped with peanut butter, jelly, and Captain Crunch.

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Absolutely would, sliced with spicy mustard. Reminds me of terrine/brawn, which is delicious.

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coronatae posted:

I live down the street from a Michael's and a World Market so I'll have to check that out!

This is my contribution to the thread. I made margarita cupcakes and whipped the egg whites too hard before folding them into the batter. And this is what resulted:



Spent a good chunk of the day texting that picture to friends with the caption TITTYCAKE

Those look like pretty much perfect nipples. You should be making nipple colored frosting right now.

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steinrokkan posted:

An accidental tribute to HR Giger



I'm usually pretty good at identifying mystery food in photos, but what the gently caress is that monstrosity?

Never mind, forgot to refresh the page.

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It is a beautiful day in Calgary for a hot dog.



And maybe some arcade games?


I came.


I saw



I conquered.

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Mexican Deathgasm
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Oh it wasn't $7.75. Because I got the bacon wrapped dog it was $8.25. But I mean I drove for 20 minutes in order to eat something disgusting for the sole purpose of posting pictures to an internet forum, it's not like I make good life choices.

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Minarchist posted:

Why didnt he eat the Kix or whatever sugary cereal that was

I did eat the Captain Crunch, some of it just fell off. Don't worry, I picked it out and ate it like an animal after I took that picture.

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Neo_Crimson posted:

Only thing worse than these fast food abominations are goons pretending to be food critics while eating them.

Yeah goons, stop putting in effort to try to provide original, funny content directly related to the thread topic. Just complain instead like super cool forums poster Neo_Crimson.

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Picnic Princess posted:



Thanks facebook

You have Maritimers on your Facebook because that is Newfoundland steak.

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That YouTube video made me want to try making pepper jam, just not with Mountain Dew.

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pienipple posted:

Let coffe infuse into cream in the fridge, strain well, make loving amazing coffee truffles.

I demand more information

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Aug 17, 2010

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I tried making the mocha truffles someone posted earlier in the thread and the ganache set too firmly, so I managed to make malformed rabbit turds:



I used bittersweet high-cocoa chocolate with coffee infused cream to make the ganache, rolled it into balls with much difficulty, coated them in milk chocolate and topped them with sea salt. I'm going to try to plate them tomorrow so they don't look so awful.

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Dilb posted:

Put those in a tiny box, maybe in little mini-cupcake papers or on some wax paper, and you could easily sell them for a dollar a piece.

Thanks for the vote of confidence, I was a little worried because I wanna impress the little old ladies at the office potluck tomorrow.

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Horrible Smutbeast posted:

A "thing" you can do is to use a melon baller to scoop it out of the bowl into more presentable pieces. Or you can let it set halfway in a bowl lined with plastic wrap, roll it into a log/turd shape then throw it back in. When it's done setting you can unpeel it and cut it into slices.

They look good though! I'd eat the gently caress out of them.

Thank you for the tip! I'll try that next time.

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That looks like a Margherita pizza done in a wood fire oven, definitely would.

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PCOS Bill posted:

My wok is non-stick and it works just fine, learn to cook

I swore off non-stick when I learned that at high temperatures the fumes from it can kill small birds.

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