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The last time I went to Outback, I was starving and really looking forward to the Bloomin' Onion to start, as all the other times I had been it had been quite good. When it came out, it was a little cold and literally dripping in oil. I can see how if someone got that for the first time it would put them off forever. Now I can't look at that picture without the taste and feel of congealed fat on my tongue and roof of my mouth. Here's more Ozzies trying Outback. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJwfyg27wHI
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# ¿ Apr 11, 2015 04:56 |
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# ¿ May 15, 2024 11:45 |
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bathroomrage posted:When I was a kid, for better or for worse, I would just pop open cans of peas or corn and eat them as a snack. Holy god, I just remembered the time I was really jonesing for some bean sprouts as banchan and the only stuff I could find was the loving La Choy kind. Cracked it open getting ready for some crunchy goodness and... It was a soggy pressed block of mush.
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# ¿ Apr 16, 2015 22:07 |
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Hirayuki posted:"Pan" just means "bread" (from the Portuguese) and is the catch-all word for any bread product you can get from a bakery, the majority of which is what we'd probably call "buns" or "rolls," sweet or otherwise. It's not always sweet and certainly not always deep fried. Curry pan is, though; that's kind of a curry piroshki breaded in panko and fried. (Delicious, when fresh.)
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# ¿ Apr 21, 2015 01:33 |
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That crust is the most photoshopped thing I've seen since Lorde's face. There's no way the real thing isn't some soggy pathetic pass at edible goods.
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# ¿ May 5, 2015 04:42 |
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Tiggum posted:Famous food idiot Pete Evans has written a book that might kill children. quote:Pete Evans’ daughters Indi and Chilli
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# ¿ May 28, 2015 20:37 |
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EorayMel posted:Also to get back to the Anti-Food Porn stuff what in God's name am I looking at here? A bunch of yams/sweet potatoes in a turkey leg form? icehewk posted:Been aging this according to Ruhlman. It had some maggots on it near the bone but I cut all of that out as you can see. Is it all right?
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# ¿ Jun 12, 2015 17:46 |
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Sinner's Sandwiches aren't half bad. This is the first one my husband made for himself. Plays quite nicely on the salty/sweet dichotomy and the cereal adds a pretty great texture contrast.
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# ¿ Jun 19, 2015 18:29 |
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I forget where I first heard it, but it's never left me: This is the most passive-aggressive thing I've ever seen. And holy poo poo, that loofah cake. What horrific offense do you commit against a baked good to make it look like that?
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# ¿ Jun 20, 2015 02:28 |
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For a while this, a deep fried double cheeseburger, was trending higher than the gay marriage ruling.
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# ¿ Jun 27, 2015 02:49 |
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I thought the paper underneath read "Gay for healthy play". Yeah, McDonalds. I guess I am.
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# ¿ Jun 29, 2015 16:26 |
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Is that half a loving avocado? Did the other person sharing it decide that they would go the healthier alternative to, I guess, fried okra?
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# ¿ Jul 5, 2015 01:43 |
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subpar anachronism posted:Irving and bringmyfishback are right- they're 'gluten free sugar free low carb' marshmallows.
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# ¿ Jul 6, 2015 18:47 |
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ACES CURE PLANES posted:This, however, I am a very big fan of. Some guy from toplessrobot did a trip report on the Denny's promotional breakfast for The Fantastic Four. Unfortunately, he was a wuss and didn't eat the entire menu in one sitting like a true goon. Way to not take one for the team, buddy. And actually, the food doesn't look horrible. http://www.toplessrobot.com/2015/07/fast_food_review_every_item_on_the_dennys_slamt4stic_4_four_fantastic.php quote:When asked, director Josh Trank has said that his take on the Fantastic Four in the upcoming movie is based on the notion of "body horror." So it makes total sense that the promotional tie-ins would feature food items likely to induce fear in the casual, non-American diner - not just fear of indigestion, but fear of Mass Waistline Destruction.
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# ¿ Jul 14, 2015 04:43 |
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These are a thing in Japan now: wasabi-mayo Pringles. If I can find one of the little cans, I'll do a trip report because I'll be hosed if I'm downing a whole 7 oz. can of them by myself. They are apparently delicious
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# ¿ Aug 1, 2015 13:39 |
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Aesop Poprock posted:Has Jones ever done an orange juice and toothpaste soda It's fake, obviously, but it still instills an inherent sense of wrong in me. And anger.
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# ¿ Aug 26, 2015 11:59 |
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Yeah, it says what it is but all I see is wombat poo poo. BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:KIDS LOVE MINIONS!
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# ¿ Aug 27, 2015 14:21 |
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Yesterday we went to a Lawson's (convenience store chain throughout Japan) and I saw a "caramel popcorn cafe latte". I don't drink coffee; if I did, I'd have bought one and written up a trip report, but thankfully someone else did. I'll let the awkward translation and pictures speak for themselves.quote:"Caramel popcorn & Maple caramel powder" came separately from ice caffe latte when we purchased at once in Lawson. We put this in the ice caffe latte by oneself and seem to cook caramel popcorn latte.
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# ¿ Aug 30, 2015 14:04 |
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I sometimes browse Cook Pad for simple recipes when I'm bored, but lately there seem to be a rash of people that think that not only can they cook, but that they can photograph what they make. "Sauteed Zucchini" "Squash and Green Beans" "Superb Salsa" This one was simply titled, "Popsicle!" It had graham crackers in it for some unfathomable reason.
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# ¿ Sep 10, 2015 15:00 |
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Grape Soda posted:Speaking of black buns, according to Dinosaur Dracula's twitter, there's going to be a halloween themed whopper with a black bun. Not sure if that's the only special thing about it, but it sounds like it has potential for this thread. It was colored with squid ink which has no discernible taste, so yeah, would.
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# ¿ Sep 11, 2015 02:19 |
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JacquelineDempsey posted:File this one under the "would, but dear god the picture sucks" category. "Pork Chops with Tarragon Onion Gravy" And an explicable side of instant ramen. "Fresh homemade tagliatelle" "Slightly(????) Savory Snack" Wanna know how to enjoy this? Dip pieces of white bread in egg, pan fry them, then top with lovely mozzarella. Eat and cry. Just cookies made with boxed cake mix, but you couldn't expend the effort to at least plate them before taking a crap picture?
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# ¿ Oct 19, 2015 18:04 |
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Picnic Princess posted:Now I'm just angry the Ethiopian restaurant down the block is closed right now.
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# ¿ Nov 2, 2015 14:49 |
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Found this on my facebook feed this morning. Scrolling down it looked delicious (curried chicken and guac with peppers), but then I saw the puddle. It looks exactly like what my cats throw up when they drink too much water too fast, including the tiny chunk of green.
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# ¿ Nov 3, 2015 04:59 |
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Ulfhednar posted:I tried to stir it to make it look a little more appealing;
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# ¿ Nov 6, 2015 09:00 |
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Aesop Poprock posted:Why is Todd eating his swill off the floor
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# ¿ Nov 9, 2015 12:11 |
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zedprime posted:Stare too long into the burger, and the burger stares back.
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# ¿ Nov 18, 2015 10:15 |
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I... Oh. Oh nooo. My birthday was the 18th woohoo
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# ¿ Nov 19, 2015 11:40 |
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I inadvertently ate There was also an aluminum tub of cream corn. Not creamed corn. It was literally canned loose corn swimming in heavy cream. kinmik has a new favorite as of 05:44 on Nov 24, 2015 |
# ¿ Nov 24, 2015 05:42 |
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I understand the aversion to washing a fuckton of dishes on Thanksgiving, but when the entire spread is comprised of nothing but aluminum pans and plastic plates and cups it just looks cheap. That's what
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# ¿ Nov 27, 2015 08:05 |
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Scathach posted:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLU4RGSWoDc
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# ¿ Dec 25, 2015 02:10 |
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Winklebottom posted:This recipe isn't offensive or anything but check out the amazing onion cutting technique at 4:45
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# ¿ Jan 18, 2016 08:15 |
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# ¿ May 15, 2024 11:45 |
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Otana posted:Ughhhh that is the worst. I'm not a professional chef by any means but I learned how to cook through trial and error and having a couple of good, sharp knives makes things so much easier. Whenever a friend asks me to cook at their place it always makes me nervous because I have no idea what kind of state they keep their knives in, or whether they have more than like, one small pot and a non-stick frying pan. My in-laws are decent people but by god they can boil pasta to death. Several years back we went to visit them and I volunteered to cook for them one night. I'm knocking around the kitchen looking for a knife to cut potatoes with, give up, and ask where it is. My mom pulls open a drawer full to bursting with utensils, plunges her hand in, and pulls out the sorriest looking knife I've ever seen in my life. When I take it in hand, it weighs about three ounces. It's obvious by how worn yet rough the wooden handle is that they've put this through the dishwasher for as long as they've had it. The blade is so bent and ribboned you could have effectively used it as one of these. I put it back.
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# ¿ Jan 18, 2016 12:48 |