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Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

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I can't believe someone would want to garnish diarrhea!

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Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

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Don't be a burger-Franco.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

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Sir DonkeyPunch posted:

I think this is pretty old, but a friend posted it on Facebook, thought you guys might enjoy...











It's pretty sad of him to put it on four plates, just to make it seem like he has friends.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

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:smith: :hf: :smith:

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

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Would you believe that's a slice of sausage?

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

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America!

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

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Roro posted:

For some tiny food porn that kind of counts as AFP due to how pointless it is, can I direct you all to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=channel?UCTFT5NbDl0Fa_fE9Cz_yOAA, also known as Miniature Space. They've transcended the idea of creating tiny sushi and hamburgers, and instead make tiny - and edible! - Japanese food. The tiny cake is actuallyAFP though because they make it with bread.

Your Youtube link is faulty. Here's a link to their tiny cake video, which, for the record is simultaneously hilarious and disturbing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWW41tufSZs

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

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cash crab posted:

Fear and Loathing in a Canadian Alley

You are the best of us, and we salute you, weird raccoon lady.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

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That's not how you make a sandwich! Go home, you're drunk.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

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Horrible Smutbeast posted:

pissing blood out my rear end

Thank you.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

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Brawnfire posted:

This looks delicious

The beer in a mason jar really sells it.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

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This just seems poorly plated, really. Some nice meat and roasted veggies, nothing wrong with that.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

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I think they're just potato mash pressed into a shape.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

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empty sea posted:

On the other hand, mashed potatoes are a perfect vehicle for loose corn or loose pea control because the flavors mesh deliciously.

Also, it's a lot easier to eat mash with peas in it than the two items separated. Thirdly, you feel more healthy since you're ingesting vegetables as well, and not just a fuckload of mash with your meat of choice (I prefer homemade meatballs).

Damnit, now I'm hungry. Let's have some more failure:







Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

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I picked it because of the loose corn.

Content:





Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

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Maybe he'd just stand there, drooling and staring.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

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Okay, now I feel like I'm taking crazy pills.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

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I think we'd all admit to that, buddy.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

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You don't have to eat it all at o... I can't say it with a straight face.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

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You might as well make a round, flat meatloaf and use that instead of bread.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

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Anytime.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

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Hummus.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

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Nah. Hummus looks like wet catshit.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

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Come on. Like all crunchy granola people, I of course make my own.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

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It's the driest of all carbs, that's for sure.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

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Crossposting from the YOSPOS pics thread.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

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bumblingbee posted:

Mixing it with shredded apples and a bit of lemon juice makes for a great sweet salad.

And some raisins!

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

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Aesop Poprock posted:

a combo of apathy and outright aggression

That's a thread title, right there.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

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Minarch posted:

I will not stand for this kind of outrageous slander. Here is my mother's real chili recipe:

-1 pound ground beef
-1 jar mild salsa (whichever brand was on sale last year that we bought a case of)
-Beans (any)

Serve with raw white onion and Jiffy cornbread.

Same, but with rinsed-off long grain rice.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

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axolotl farmer posted:

Posted before about Swedish Chili con carne:

Brown some ground beef and yellow onions.
Add a coulpe of cans of baked beans in tomato sauce.
Adventurous option: add a clove of garlic

Serve over rice. :geno:

Most kids my age ate this every other week or so. It was a staple dinner and school lunch.

My dude.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

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I was hoping someone would bring this up, and I wasn't disappointed. For the record: I eat chili with beans, bell peppers, and mushrooms in it.

Some homemade AFP:

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

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What the gently caress am I looking at.

Can I have one of those, please?

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

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Bina posted:

The image has so many things going on.

-The window frame that is poorly constructed near the inner wall of bath tub.

-All of the shampoo and conditioner bottles (How many people live there honestly)

-The small thing poking out underneath the tarp.

-The tarp.

-The egg white looking chunks floating in the pudding.

-The hand print of vanilla pudding on his right knee.

At least the phone has decent battery strength left.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

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The roe on top just drives home how much this isn't food.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

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bunnyofdoom posted:

re: Reese's burger.

Last time I did a trip report you guys poo poo on me for like 3 pages.

I'm not going to hate you.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

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Samizdata posted:

I get so drat tired of never being able to find tongue anywhere. It has achieved bucket list status with me.

Don't you have a tongue in your mouth?

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

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A rare successful goon project.

Thank you both for your efforts, lads.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

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And true to AFP, it's delicious.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

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Fo3 posted:

Every fish and chippy, greasy spoon and burger joint in Australia offers burgers with eggs in them. Even mcdonalds and burgerking/hjs have offered in in short term specials in the old days (E: burgerking/hjs kept it on the menu as "the aussie") Now with create your taste/tailor make thing they do at mcdonalds it's an option anyway.

What I'm trying to say is no, you're not broken.

Could I have one of those with pickled red onion rings on it as well?

Anyway, some solid "would":

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Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

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It's a mason jar; close enough.

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