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I can't believe someone would want to garnish diarrhea!
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# ¿ Sep 3, 2015 19:32 |
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# ¿ May 12, 2024 07:50 |
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Don't be a burger-Franco.
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# ¿ Sep 5, 2015 12:40 |
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Sir DonkeyPunch posted:I think this is pretty old, but a friend posted it on Facebook, thought you guys might enjoy... It's pretty sad of him to put it on four plates, just to make it seem like he has friends.
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# ¿ Sep 7, 2015 18:51 |
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# ¿ Sep 7, 2015 19:51 |
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Would you believe that's a slice of sausage?
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# ¿ Sep 12, 2015 11:19 |
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America!
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# ¿ Sep 12, 2015 14:00 |
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Roro posted:For some tiny food porn that kind of counts as AFP due to how pointless it is, can I direct you all to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=channel?UCTFT5NbDl0Fa_fE9Cz_yOAA, also known as Miniature Space. They've transcended the idea of creating tiny sushi and hamburgers, and instead make tiny - and edible! - Japanese food. The tiny cake is actuallyAFP though because they make it with bread. Your Youtube link is faulty. Here's a link to their tiny cake video, which, for the record is simultaneously hilarious and disturbing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWW41tufSZs
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# ¿ Sep 12, 2015 16:52 |
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cash crab posted:Fear and Loathing in a Canadian Alley You are the best of us, and we salute you, weird raccoon lady.
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# ¿ Sep 15, 2015 10:19 |
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That's not how you make a sandwich! Go home, you're drunk.
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# ¿ Sep 15, 2015 20:36 |
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Horrible Smutbeast posted:pissing blood out my rear end Thank you.
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# ¿ Sep 18, 2015 16:20 |
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Brawnfire posted:This looks delicious The beer in a mason jar really sells it.
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# ¿ Sep 18, 2015 16:55 |
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This just seems poorly plated, really. Some nice meat and roasted veggies, nothing wrong with that.
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# ¿ Sep 19, 2015 16:03 |
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I think they're just potato mash pressed into a shape.
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# ¿ Sep 19, 2015 16:19 |
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empty sea posted:On the other hand, mashed potatoes are a perfect vehicle for loose corn or loose pea control because the flavors mesh deliciously. Also, it's a lot easier to eat mash with peas in it than the two items separated. Thirdly, you feel more healthy since you're ingesting vegetables as well, and not just a fuckload of mash with your meat of choice (I prefer homemade meatballs). Damnit, now I'm hungry. Let's have some more failure:
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# ¿ Sep 19, 2015 16:48 |
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I picked it because of the loose corn. Content:
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# ¿ Sep 20, 2015 18:00 |
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Maybe he'd just stand there, drooling and staring.
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# ¿ Sep 21, 2015 17:53 |
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Okay, now I feel like I'm taking crazy pills.
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# ¿ Sep 25, 2015 20:33 |
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I think we'd all admit to that, buddy.
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# ¿ Oct 2, 2015 08:47 |
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You don't have to eat it all at o... I can't say it with a straight face.
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# ¿ Oct 2, 2015 11:01 |
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You might as well make a round, flat meatloaf and use that instead of bread.
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# ¿ Oct 4, 2015 07:44 |
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Anytime.
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# ¿ Oct 4, 2015 13:16 |
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Hummus.
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# ¿ Oct 8, 2015 16:46 |
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Nah. Hummus looks like wet catshit.
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# ¿ Oct 8, 2015 17:23 |
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Come on. Like all crunchy granola people, I of course make my own.
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# ¿ Oct 8, 2015 17:35 |
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It's the driest of all carbs, that's for sure.
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# ¿ Oct 8, 2015 19:17 |
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Crossposting from the YOSPOS pics thread.
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# ¿ Oct 9, 2015 19:46 |
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bumblingbee posted:Mixing it with shredded apples and a bit of lemon juice makes for a great sweet salad. And some raisins!
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# ¿ Oct 15, 2015 18:34 |
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Aesop Poprock posted:a combo of apathy and outright aggression That's a thread title, right there.
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# ¿ Oct 16, 2015 19:58 |
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Minarch posted:I will not stand for this kind of outrageous slander. Here is my mother's real chili recipe: Same, but with rinsed-off long grain rice.
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# ¿ Oct 17, 2015 16:16 |
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axolotl farmer posted:Posted before about Swedish Chili con carne: My dude.
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# ¿ Oct 19, 2015 11:11 |
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bringmyfishback posted:Does "no chili rules" apply to porizj threads? http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3406045&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1 I was hoping someone would bring this up, and I wasn't disappointed. For the record: I eat chili with beans, bell peppers, and mushrooms in it. Some homemade AFP:
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# ¿ Oct 20, 2015 08:55 |
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What the gently caress am I looking at. Can I have one of those, please?
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# ¿ Oct 20, 2015 17:27 |
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Bina posted:The image has so many things going on. At least the phone has decent battery strength left.
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# ¿ Oct 22, 2015 07:21 |
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The roe on top just drives home how much this isn't food.
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# ¿ Oct 22, 2015 15:43 |
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bunnyofdoom posted:re: Reese's burger. I'm not going to hate you.
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# ¿ Oct 23, 2015 18:40 |
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Samizdata posted:I get so drat tired of never being able to find tongue anywhere. It has achieved bucket list status with me. Don't you have a tongue in your mouth?
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# ¿ Oct 23, 2015 20:47 |
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A rare successful goon project. Thank you both for your efforts, lads.
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# ¿ Oct 25, 2015 06:57 |
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And true to AFP, it's delicious.
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# ¿ Oct 26, 2015 12:43 |
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Fo3 posted:Every fish and chippy, greasy spoon and burger joint in Australia offers burgers with eggs in them. Even mcdonalds and burgerking/hjs have offered in in short term specials in the old days (E: burgerking/hjs kept it on the menu as "the aussie") Now with create your taste/tailor make thing they do at mcdonalds it's an option anyway. Could I have one of those with pickled red onion rings on it as well? Anyway, some solid "would":
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# ¿ Oct 27, 2015 17:49 |
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# ¿ May 12, 2024 07:50 |
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It's a mason jar; close enough.
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# ¿ Oct 29, 2015 09:34 |