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Every lunch I've ever had in Czech Republic looked like that. A simple salad of lettuce, tomato, and onion with no seasoning or dressing next to something gross. With a soup. My least favorite part of my business trips is lunch, and I don't even like working. There is plenty of good food, but even good restaurants serve only poo poo between 11 and 2.
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Decrepus posted:I don't think I fully understand. These places are normal restaurants? Because the impression I get from the pictures is you would be laying disabled in a bed as a tray of this stuff is brought to you. That's for decent places. The real shitholes are the same except sometimes you just tell someone who works there what you had and give them money of some kind, probably lunch vouchers. Again, nice restaurants are occasionally really good for dinner. Most of my bad experiences are lunches. For the record, the soup is often the least offensive part of the meal and after a few days starts to actually help wash the gristly mangled ham "steak" down. I also have a bit of an appreciation for the palatable simplicity of unseasoned iceberg lettuce. SLOSifl has a new favorite as of 00:51 on Apr 15, 2015 |
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Apr 15, 2015 00:41
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Captain Jesus posted:I don't think this is fair (if we're talking about the Czech Republic at least). Lunch menus in regular restaurants are no fine dining but there are usually nowhere near as bad as what I got served in this particular eatery. Nice restaurants usually offer more elaborate lunch menus for higher prices. I haven't been to a cafeteria-style place, although I do sometimes get made fun of by my coworkers for stopping for McDonald's before work. "Haha you americans love mcdonald's lololol" *eats vending machine sandwich*
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Apr 15, 2015 12:44
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You can get fried hermelín on or with everything. Good bar food and drat good on a burger. Even McDonald's puts it on stuff and it helps.
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Apr 15, 2015 18:10
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Hijo Del Helmsley posted:Just looks a bit like a trifle with a base. It looks like it's just cream, bananas, jam and biscuit. I was raised by capuchin monkeys so maybe I'm just sick of bananas in general though.
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May 12, 2015 14:51
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The gently caress is a bap?
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Jun 25, 2015 12:30
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Sometimes it's hard to tell where British reality and British "comedy" diverge. I'll have an oven bottom please! Wtf you mean a scuffler? Sorry I mean a softie, or do you have breadcakes? Just baps, barms, baras and barmcakes, sorry.
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Jun 25, 2015 13:16
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:Milk, salt, tomato, and garlic mixed together? Good heavens!
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Jun 30, 2015 19:54
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Roro posted:That doesn't even loving look like tuna, holy poo poo. edit: gently caress you
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Jul 1, 2015 22:27
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This looks delicious and the other three dozen feral cats in my colony agree. Is this anywhere near the burned out bus factory in Texarkana? If not can you pick us up
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Jul 9, 2015 01:02
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EorayMel posted:I think we need a palate cleanser 
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Jul 13, 2015 16:43
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Hirayuki posted:'Sup, fellow bizarre shoes-on-table family superstition haver
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Jul 24, 2015 20:57
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Toriori posted:Okay, sorry everyone but rewind... My doctor says I have the body of someone an eighth my age so clearly is working. Efit: you are going to die in a bathroom. 
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Jul 29, 2015 02:26
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Japanese glory holes are exactly what I thought.
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Aug 10, 2015 03:27
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RareAcumen posted:And when you say 'bag of gummy bears' how big are we talking? 
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Aug 11, 2015 21:39
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PCOS Bill posted:There is no argument to be had. You are correct.
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Aug 20, 2015 19:12
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zedprime posted:I'm more concerned about the label that says "For two"
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Aug 21, 2015 15:28
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The worst toaster strudel.
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Aug 26, 2015 13:43
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Leaving a Teflon pan gently fuming is a great way to kill off household pests #lifehack
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Oct 10, 2015 01:40
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So you're saying you ate some rear end for lunch and want to eat some rear end again.
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Oct 12, 2015 18:43
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I went to a Subway in Columbus, Ohio during a cross country drive. My friend and I still bring that place up ten years later. The reason we remember it is because the dude working there made loving perfect sandwiches. We got back to the hotel room and opened our sandwiches, and both just stopped and said "holy poo poo". They looked exactly like a promotional picture, even after being wrapped up. Driving all day, tired, lovely hotel, but suddenly  God bless you, sandwich angel.
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Oct 20, 2015 22:43
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Kakairo posted:So, I get the idea of using American "cheese" slices like this when you have no alternatives around. But why on earth would you just slap the whole slice on top? Why not tear it into pieces to melt better?
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Oct 26, 2015 16:38
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AnonSpore posted:I heard those taste like peanut butter Just in time for Halloween. Okay, you lucky kids get a handful of peanut butter cups, and you sickos get a half-size ziplock bag full of bugs.
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Oct 28, 2015 16:19
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My middle school had motherfucking Taco Bell, it was great. Everything came without onions, and was cheap as poo poo. Your five bucks or lunch voucher could get you a proper meal or an armful of bean burritos and an ice cream sandwich. I loved it in 1994 but I can see how it's also why America is so disgusting. Actual food porn for school kids, but anti- as far as public nutritional policy goes.
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Nov 4, 2015 01:34
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I would eat like five of those shits. Wrong thread for sure. Edit: vvv tastes like a California roll. Same reason you don't put cave aged Gruyere on a McDonald's double cheeseburger. Avocado, cucumber, maybe carrot, and surimi based crab product. Wrap in nori and rice dusted with sesame seeds. Real crab is better taste-wise but is inarguably a different thing. SLOSifl has a new favorite as of 01:25 on Nov 5, 2015 |
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Nov 5, 2015 01:12
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diabeetz posted:I am so appalled at the support for a cup of deconstructed sushi meant to be eaten with a spoon.
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Nov 5, 2015 02:42
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The White Dragon posted:I thought that was fried rice Can salads just be lettuce and poo poo for a minute?
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Nov 5, 2015 03:53
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Potato Jones posted:Wow, a lot of these are pretty same-y, but this is a good one.
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Nov 18, 2015 15:34
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That's the bedpan of a very sick patient. Gagging sound
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Nov 21, 2015 02:55
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PubicMice posted:swole af
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Nov 29, 2015 18:19
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Tiggum posted:A couple of recent photos from our favourite Czech eatery: I was just there during St. Martin's or whatever the holiday is called, where every place has duck and goose on the menu because the guy liked ducks or some poo poo. That bird-haunch in purple paste with steamed bread was served from steamer pans at a company party. One lesson I've learned - "steak" there, unqualified, usually means a very large gristly lump of ham. If it doesn't say beef it's probably going to be disappointing. And if it says beef it will also be disappointing. edit: Yumm-o  My quick translation of the caption is pretty unassuming - pork roulade with potatoes and salad. Where is the salad? What is in the roll? Don't ask about salat. SLOSifl has a new favorite as of 17:02 on Dec 10, 2015 |
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Dec 10, 2015 16:55
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Simply Simon posted:Potato salad, we've been over this.
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Dec 10, 2015 23:37
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Senior Scarybagels posted:Looks like something a raccoon would find in the garbage.
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Dec 17, 2015 16:32
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I like this one, there's a story here. Sally is preparing for the Church potluck, green bean casserole recipe laid out on the counter, an unused Pyrex 9x14 greased and ready. Her beautiful children take their sack lunches - ham and cheese for Heather and peanut butter for James - and a kiss for the road, and head to the bus. A loving hug from her husband flutters her belly as he runs out the door to see his perfect children before they get on the bus. "I need to pick up corn flakes for this casserole" is the last thought before her life changed. The brakes on the bus were broken before it left the depot that morning. A recall for the cooling fan of the hydraulic pump was to be issued the following day. Sally was still thinking of corn flakes when the bus hit the curb. She was still thinking about corn flakes when the police and fire trucks poo poo off their lights. "I told them I would bring a casserole" she thought vaguely. All that's left is a half bowl of uneaten Cheerios and maybe 40 long years of futile life. Supposed to be corn flakes. "Supposed to be corn flakes" she said, placing the dish on the fold-out table.
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It looked like a skeleton hand reaching for the image above as I scrolled through on my phone. You can have that pink thing mr skeleton it's okay SLOSifl has a new favorite as of 19:59 on Feb 21, 2016 |
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Feb 21, 2016 19:57
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FetusSlapper posted:Why do cucumbers suck so bad raw, but when pickled become amazing? Oh right, salt.
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VendaGoat posted:and just a touch of red wine vinegar.
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