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Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
Sorry about your rad dad, dude.

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Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

whats that guy called anyhow?

^^edit:God dammit

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/feels-good

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Shame on anybody that doesn't already own a copy. Also this is a thing now

http://www.thebiglebowskipinball.com/

It's just all concept stuff right now, I wanted to see it in action. :(

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

USMC503 posted:

You're not reading between the lines enough. You train them in the field so you don't take them out of action.

Another way to read this is, "You'll go hunt poachers but we can't say that so here's pretty language about training rangers while going alongside them in patrols."

Good point, sounds like a sweet job. What's it pay, and is this a legit organization? Not dropping my DD214 on some random website so someone can just lift my social off it.

Also, isn't there some goon that went poacher hunting?

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Delizin posted:

But what would he spell out with their corpses?

"Hi I'm bushman, please help stop poaching by donating to vetpaw."

The period would be a head, obviously

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
honestly though, I'd rather be killing the rich chinamen and other assholes making a market for elephant horns and rhino tusks. Coulda been doing some Bill Gates poo poo, instead they're playing busch-league bond villain.

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
no, he had shittier tattoos, she just looks like a dude

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

holocaust bloopers posted:

She was a diesel mechanic in the army.

Basically an operator then

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Mr. Nice! posted:

hubba hubba


Sup girl, trade you a ring and power of attorney for that a card :smuggo:

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

Holy gently caress tinder. I was all bummed about being single. Where was this poo poo 10 years ago? It took a bit to get going, lots of attention whores just looking for instagram follows and trying to be all ironic, but been seeing one chick and have like 3 dates lined up, all babes, and I'm just conflicted. Current one dated a chick for 3 years and hinted at bringing in another chick O.O where were these girls 10 years ago? It's not like I've gotten attractive as I've aged


Well that's my story city living loving rules

Also have no less than 3 stds

I was bored last night and thought I'd send a hot redhead chick on tinder a pickup line. It actually worked, I didn't get my dick wet but got an awesome blowjob anyways. She's cool as hell, too, so I'll be seeing more of her. Hoping there isn't some underlying redhead craziness I haven't noticed yet.

Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

Well that's my story city living loving rules

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
Redneck woods rape and bear attack are fair game, but mom heart attack is one I'd never wanna joke about. Sorry to hear about that, man. My mom had a small heart attack a while ago, went to the hospital but didn't loving tell anyone about it. I had to hear about it through my dad first before I talked to her about it. Both her parents died of heart attacks.

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
NIKAURIS ARIAS I REALLY LIKE YOUR VIDEO YOU JUST POST NICE BODY FIGURE

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
:nws: http://i.imgur.com/soALIQM.gif

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Mike-o posted:

Finally saw Dredd, god drat that poo poo was good.

I noticed technical issues like the film school human being i am, but yeah, bought that poo poo on blu-ray so I can watch it more.

I'm glad I keep mil dudes as friends on facebook, one posted some stupid pro-cop militarization thing on his wall and my old retired 1SG posts up NWA's gently caress the police

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
On 4 days he would tell us how he's gonna get shithouse on belgian and german beers, then during block leave he was always going to panama. I guess he liked the place after jumping into it 20 years earlier.

He was a canadian, but still a pretty drat cool 1sg

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
Now mom has no one to direct her insecurities at

Way to go, fat rear end

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Those links are all based on recommendations now, so good job outing yourself, warrior

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
Current civ life status:

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
https://youtu.be/SbfGZ-auGsk

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

all this operator culture poo poo is the worst

gently caress you if you wear multicam anything out and about in the real world, loving turbodouche

It's funny how the least faggy dude in those videos is the one with the lisp trying to suck everyone's dick.

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
We had a duck someone stole off an objective that just chilled on the fob, swimming in puddles and eating whatever good food we could find for it. Some newly-tabbed specialist flies in mid-deployment, spots the duck and just loving kills it with a 2x4. Dunno why he didn't get smoked for that.

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH posted:

The 75th is essentially that Venn diagram in a lot of ways, brother. Whether it's young dumb rangers going GTAV on a bank with a Canadian on point and making plans or cutting off and bringing back an enemy KIA's hand after being asked for biometric confirmation from them while they're doing a post kinetic SSE.

Neither of those are exaggerations in any way shape or form, it's actually understated if anything.

And the snipers were shooting dogs on the objectives like loving crazy during their over watch. And it's not just Joe. I saw a First Sergeant and at least one officer shoot dogs for no good goddamn reason on objectives too.

Remember this is the same regiment that had guys running around at at their Ranger Rendezvous with "Thank God For The Swim Test" shirts on, man.

That particular iteration of the 75th ranger regiment is what you got when RIP / ROPE, a 5 mile run, and Ed Hardy Fashion sense were the only pre reqs to getting your cool guy CT on in the GWOT.

Semi Real talk.

A 160th pilot hitched a ride with us back to the us once and spent a bit of time hanging out with the sniper and recce guys. Its no surprise then that I overheard him say they were a bunch of homosexual sociopaths.

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

8lbsofanalsex posted:

Pretty sure I knew the guy who cut the entire hand off for biometrics unless there is more than one time it happened, he walked up to someone on the objective after doing it and tapped them on the shoulder with the severed hand and asked them if "they needed a hand with anything" or something of that effect. I heard that FBI HRT has a picture of him holding the hand on the wall in their HQ.

:lol: I heard about the hand when we got a quick class from the FBI guys about gathering DNA , but didn't hear he asked if someone needed a hand. Another good one I heard was the sniper that shot a guy running from the objective that was holding a baby. The bullet ended up killing both of them, and the sniper likes to claim it counts as 1 1/2 kills.

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
Drunk swipe typing is more entertaining than regular drunk typing

It's like reading a poorly translated instruction sheet

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPJ8b7zwa98

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
Cole posted again, aw dukes!

*hits probate button*

And now Shim's on a racist rant, double dukes!

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
Dredd is something like 17 bucks on bluray on amazon, I just picked it up last time I ordered some other poo poo

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
Shim registered two days too early. :(

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Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
Did you bone her friend?

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