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corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

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Kewpuh make me mod of imp zone

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Bicyclops posted:

please DO NOT make mod of any forum, but grant the mod requests of all who ask for it, so that they may be hoisted by their own petards.

That's one vote for yes

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zen death robot posted:

That position isn't Kewpuh's to grant, sorry

:synpa:

Hey, guy i barely remember, make me mod of imp zone

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Kewpuh posted:

you would have to ask ralp

hahaha well that aint gonna happen then

corn in the bible
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there once was a kiddo named lucas
whose game never came to the u.s.
he beat up some pigs
did it just for kicks
and youll never get to play his game because nintendo are a bunch of loving bastards who wouldnt know a good idea if it punched them in the face. ucas.

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a mosquito, my libido

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who is taint reaper and also who cares

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who is adam bowen. tried to think of an adam bowen post and literally couldnt remember one.

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FactsAreUseless posted:

Like a VHS but you can push buttons to control the movie.

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Sleeveless posted:

I love how slapdash that entire setup was, most of the voice actors performed under pseudonyms because it was non-union gig and they were recording in somebody's apartment so when it came time for The Twin Snakes the original recordings were unusable because you could hear cars passing by in the background of the recordings.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHx5Y5HjwHA

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Bicyclops posted:

For example, I posted this on my other account.

Same

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Excels posted:

i wonder how many actual murderers have posted on SA

how many GiP regulars are there?

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thank u hodlum

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StashAugustine posted:

so is your hobby just dredging up the most obscure games possible?

It's a cyberpunk SRPG and that sounded cool, so I ordered a copy. That's it.


zen death robot posted:

he also does the cabellas games

Those kick rear end, though.

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Jun 5, 2004

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if you dont enjoy cabelas games what are you, some kind of democrat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qb4BjzyoDM

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Nasgate posted:

On playing Pillars of Eternity and looking through steam. I can only surmise that I have time travelled back to 1990. Back when games were allowed to look like poo poo, have nonsensical writing, and gameplay never went through testing.

Good. gaming was better back then.

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bioware games are literally written by 4chan users

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precision posted:

Is it "po-kay-mon" or "po-kuh-mon"? the cartoon can't seem to decide and I'm having an argument about it with my gf

its pronounced "digital monsters"

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Bicyclops posted:

they should make some kind of a game where just raise pets, maybe some new cute animals. maybe you could have multiple pets, and even have them learn abilities and train to level up, and you could collect the pets?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=leK8ig3PezE

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precision posted:

I was gonna make another Interactive Fiction thread when the annual competition ended last year but still haven't done it :effort:

lets mae a gamebook thread

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-iL7WtoyS0

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Vorik posted:

Do those MGS games usually have summaries of past games or something to bring new players up to speed? I just saw a gameplay trailer for the new one and it looks good. thanks

they usually do, yes.

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Zombies' Downfall posted:

I'd never thought of it before but now I wonder if Square thinks Americans hate those games because they're hard and not because they rapidly degenerated into comically awful nonsense

Actually, do Japanese people even like those games either, or did/do they just coast on the inertia of the director being an old Square employee

theyre making another SaGa so i guess somebody liked them there

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The fmv sprites are interlaced too. its loving astonishing how crap this game is

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CJacobs posted:

What about the ones that don't have numbers, or are we just talking release order in which case that's wrong you philistine

Those all suck

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The bosses in PW are terrible and don't even have cool characters behind them, they're just tanks with a bunch of boring dudes inside

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Real hurthling! posted:

peace walker is a great portable game totally worth it to own if you've got a vita or whatever. i imagine it would suck hard if you bought the remaster for consoles without knowing that it was made for bite sized play sessions and had limited environments because it had to fit on a psp.

people complain about the bosses but they are all trivial to clear for the first time if you bring the machine gun and rpg and keep getting ammo refill drops.

if you want to do them nonlethal it is literally no fun at all

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There's also stuff in PW which you can't get without soldiers who have a specific, random skill. Good luck w/ that

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FactsAreUseless posted:

Wait, are you telling me the Mario guy was on drugs when he made Mario? He was smoking mushrooms and using their power to make a great game about turtles? I can't believe he must have been smoking drug mushrooms when he made Mario, what powers of observation you do possess!

my straight-edge bros and i are through with nintendo, we are through

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drugs are a crutch

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Necrovision was good, too. People can Fly devs were pro-tier imho

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MK9 was the first good MK ever.

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Wolfsheim posted:

My biggest concern is that Retro City Rampage will rely on me finding 8-bit graphics and references super wacky; is the actual gameplay good?

no. it's just a game about lovely references, like, whoa, turtles jump out of the sewer and theyre ninjas????!????

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Real hurthling! posted:

i would like to see bethesda make all their games like dishonored where the gameplay isn't janky crap they did at the last minute after spending all the money on planning npc schedules and petting patrick stewarts balls.

too bad that was arkane and not bethesda

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Bicyclops posted:

they haven't said much of anything besides that there will be an announcement at E3. weirdly the rumors have all focused on ES6 being called "Argonia" but it's total speculative nonsense, and it's almost definitely going to be Fallout. i hope it takes place in a fictional abandoned Disney World

the black marsh in es is always described as some kind of weird lizard new orleans, but im sure if it ever shows up in-game itll turn out to be a generic fantasy landscape with sheep and bad writing

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FactsAreUseless posted:

Okay, imagine this: Alan Wake: Secure, Contain, and Protect.

Alan Wake meets a series of talking dogs, all named KAIN PATHOS CROW

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precision posted:

was alan wake even any good, what about the PC version, it's only 6 buck on Steam right now

I like it and the PC port is fine if you meet the requirements. Just play on easy because otherwise youll get bored

e: the only way they could think of to raise difficulty was just adding more hp, its dumb

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The Taint Reaper posted:

It's either happening in November or being pushed to quarter 1 of 2016.

I'm just glad that Final Fantasy 13 is finally over.

Lightning Returns was so much better than the piss-poor combat in ff15

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