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Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

If I wanted to play a SimCity clone on a 2013 Moto X, which would be a good one? Is the actual SimCity any good, or would I be better sticking with something like Megapolis?

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Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

BobTheJanitor posted:

The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Games › Android Gaming: No there's still not a good city builder or Civ-like
Is Sim City not good? Is Megapolis not good?

I'm ashamed to admit I got on OK with Dungeon Keeper for a month or two before the counters all got ridiculous, is it the same sort of problem?

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

I know i'm probably going to get punched for this, but are there any games that are basically clones of Gwent from Witcher 3? Googling seems to reveal a ton of interest but only one browser based attempt that was shut down by CDPR.

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

Lakbay posted:

The control scheme uses an invisible d-pad that's the same as the super finnicky one in the FF5 and FF6 mobile ports.
I tried a fairly well reviewed and funny RPG called Doom & Dungeon which used the i visible joypad sysyem, felt almost unusable. Which is a shame - the game itself looked pretty good, I just couldn't get my head around it.

E: It's called Doom & Destiny Free apparently.

Bobby Deluxe fucked around with this message at 12:58 on May 30, 2016

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

ihatepants posted:

Do you happen to have a link to this? I couldn't find anything by that name.
It's called Doom & Destiny Free apparently. Like I say, if it wasn't controlled by a weird joypad i'd be all over that poo poo.

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004



According to reddit, CD Projekt Red just filed a trademark for this.

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

I noticed a massive difference by putting google maps on when I head into town. Dunno if my phone just turns the location stuff off when idle or something, but I seem to get a lot more surveys this way.

Also my wife gets about twice as many surveys as me just because she drives to work past a retail park :argh:

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

Just saw an advert on facebook for a brain training app, but predictably when looking it up it turned out to be as bad as facebook ads usually are.

It did make me realise that I would like a decent brain training game, so any recommendations? Ad supported or pay up front, don't really mind.

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

I'm confused by Fallen London. Just started the Last Constable but somehow got Family and Law so it won't let me progress. Also is seduction the only option for getting a house? I am confused, and also now called Bertrand Whiffletrout.

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

Am I missing something with Cthulhu Realms? I mean I love me some Cthulhu mythos, but man is the game ridiculously complicated. I just tried the tutorial and the point where it leaves you and tells you you should be able to win on my own, I was staring in bafflement at the cards unable to piece anything together.

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

Does anyone know of any games that are like Space Wolf but without the card bollocks?

Basically I like the turn based stuff, I like the idea of a line of sight boardgame on my phone, I just hate that the weapons are single use cards that are a nightmare to upgrade - the whole game would make so much more sense if the cards were relocated to a dressup doll equip screen and in game movement / damage / cone of sight is based on what you have equipped.

Anyway. Anything like that? Pseudo boardgames, turn based, equipment screen, that sort of thing. Doesn't have to be sci-fi or in the 40k universe.

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

The above mentioned Templar Battleforce is basically exactly what you want, it's even in a sort of knockoff 40k setting. I played the demo this morning and it's pretty great.
Huh, seems like they also have a Space Hulk a-like as well.

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

Kheldarn posted:

Is there a derivitive of Pixel Dungeon that doesn't have hunger? That game mechanic has never appealed to me.
If you search for Pixel Dungeon on the store there are a ton of variants, so one of them might remove hinger.

One of them was called easy pixel dungeon or something, but last time I tried it, it started interrupting me mid game with full screen ads, trying to run in the background so it could launch popups and constantly sending me weird notifications.

This was a few years ago though, so I don't think android even allows stuff like that on the store any more.

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

Whenever Hearthstone comes up, I like to post this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9c1QqOODvEo

Skip to 11:50 for the setup, 16:30 for the stupidity to really start to unfold.

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

I'm confused by this pre-reg:

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.ludia.dnd

Now I love me some D&D. But in the blurb, there are two sections that seem at odds with each other:

quote:

Warriors of Waterdeep offers a monthly subscription at USD $19.99.

-Please note prices may vary depending on sales taxes or countries.
-Payment will be charged to your Google account at confirmation of purchase
-Subscriptions automatically renew unless auto-renew is turned off at least 24-hours before the end of the current period
-Subscriptions will be renewed within 24-hours prior to the end of the current period
-Subscriptions may be managed by the user and auto-renewal may be turned off by going to the user's Account Settings on their device
-Cancellation of the current subscription is not allowed during active subscription period
-Any unused portion of a free trial period, if offered, will be forfeited when the user purchases a subscription

But then at the end:

quote:

Please note: Warriors of Waterdeep is completely free to play but offers some game items for purchase with real money.

Not sure which is which. Is it f2p or subscription? What does the subscription offer, apart from the exciting opportunity to donate $20 a month to the devs?

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

So I thought I was beginning to understand Buriedbornes a bit, and then it asked me if I wanted to be inducted in the Hall of Karma, and I thought that sounded cool, and I didn't realise that meant leaving my current dungeon and fighting in the Hall of Karma, and I tried to quit and that deleted my best mage so far. So that's my buriedbornes story so far, if you liked it slam those like and subscribe buttons

i love it

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

Zarlog posted:

Buriedbornes: i don't fully understand labs yet. If i stick one on my character, is it permanent or can i remove it when something better comes along?
Sort of. It costs (soulstones?) to add and remove parts, but there's a tiny microtransaction that is absolutely worth it which removes the cost, so you can add and remove them for free as often as you like.

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

Schubalts posted:

I have seen 3 different ads for AFK Arena and none of them showed the same gameplay as any of the others.
This is sort of how I felt about the FFXV game, I used to get ads from Sim City which made it look like a tower defense game, another ad made it look like total war clone, and there was another that made it look like a princess dress up doll game.

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

The one thing I can't figure out is what that percentage is on the title screen next to the clock.

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

For me it was getting four levels in, getting smashed by everything and having that merchant shoved in my face so I could buy new gear. Maybe I'm just getting socialist in my old age but I don't appreciate being squeezed right off the bat about MTX.

The difficulty curve is horrific and there doesn't seem to be any variety in the equipment, so you can't even specialise your roles. Your tank will get flattened, your cleric takes too long to recover their healing spell and once both of those are down, your mage can't deal enough outright dps to delete the enemies before they flatten them. No meaningful variety in the levels, very little sense of progression. Move or attack is a terrible system that slows the fights to a crawl.

E: also I couldn't see any way of spending the gold earned in mission on anything except upgrades, so if you can't get gloves / boots to drop, you're always short on those stats.

Bobby Deluxe fucked around with this message at 13:43 on Jun 9, 2019

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

What is the attraction to dawn of isles?

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

Dragongem posted:

occasionally I get a "Do you like this incredibly super niche interest for rich people?????" survey.
I think google are trying to work out what the gently caress I am. They keep asking me what industry I work in, if I'm a student, what my household income is and if i'm a homeowner.

The best i've been able to get across to them is 'other (entertainment),' no, less than 25k, yes.* They keep asking, and I feel like it's some confused part of the algorithm going 'no this can't be right, ask him again.'

* I'm self employed writing amazon smut for less than minimum wage and my wife inherited the house

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

I know the missus prefers the PC version because of the mods (particularly the time manipulation, tractor and label mods), but every time she tries to play it it takes an hour or two of updating windows, steam, SMAPI and the various mods by which time she's gotten bored and started playing Borderlands 2 on the PS4.

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Also, there are times when I've been near a place that's come up on the list of possible choices, but I don't think I've ever faked an answer there. They still pay around 10-20 cents each for those.
Those ones are odd, because occasionally it'll name somewhere I walked past but didn't go in. However it doesn't always ask both follow up questions - when did you visit, and then what did you do (didn't go in, went in but didn't buy anything, bought something w/ card, bought something with cash, other). So it's hard to answer honestly if you didn't visit a shop, you just walked past, because essentially you have to say yes you 'visited,' and then in the follow up question that doesn't always come up, clarify that you didn't go in.

Because of this I'm pretty sure I've been penalised for 'lying' and lost surveys for a while for being careful and saying no to places I merely walked past but didn't go into (in case it didn't ask the follow up questions), but the GPS knew I was there (and probably even stopped outside for a few seconds to catch a pokemon).

I feel like I'm not explaining this right and probably just getting stuck on the linguistic precision of the word 'visited.'

Bobby Deluxe fucked around with this message at 09:15 on Jun 25, 2019

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

My point was that, normally (especially with your specs), you should be able to quit and restart whenever. I think maybe because you were doing it on a day during an event, that might've had some sort of effect on it?
That's exactly what it is. My wife plays the PC version, and the festivals are their own weird thing with different code. A normal day consists of time passing, and you do actions within that timespan, then sleep to save.

The festivals are like one, day long action and if you quit halfway you have to do it again from the start. Most people use this to cheese the harvest festival because there's a chance of getting some really rare seeds from the roulette table, so people just reset if they don't get them.

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

EDIT: C'mon over to the Stardew Valley thread; the game is near identical between versions, multiplayer aside.

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3530059
Is there any way for android players to visit PC players farms? The missus has been hasdling me to install the PC version so we can visit each other, but the mobile version sounds far more appealing to me.

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

Civ Rev 2 is only $2 and it is excellent.

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

I'm at floor 22, level 75ish warrior and bricking it because this is the furthest I've ever managed to get. Mostly thanks to shield conversion and lucking out on abilities (double attack, protection, robust revenge and angel light, as well as a weapon that gives me 5 barriers and 2k shields).

The wiki says if you hit floor 25 you unlock other dungeons, so I just need to survive a few more floors...

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

Why the gently caress is Gwent not on phones.

E: When they announced the standalone version I was so loving hyped, and then absolutely baffled when the brought it out on Steam / consoles instead of mobile. They could be printing themselves money right now if they'd just convert it.

There are very few games I would unquestioningly pay for on mobile, but standalone Gwent is one.

Bobby Deluxe fucked around with this message at 12:28 on Jul 8, 2019

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

New Leaf posted:

It's different than the in-game one, they modernized it a bit.. but as a fan of the in-game one, I didn't like it.
What did they change? I was crazy about in-game gwent but haven't tried the standalone.

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

New Leaf posted:

I didn't play it long enough to really remember all the differences after realizing it wasn't what I was looking for, but here's an article I found about the differences from a couple years ago, so while some info might be dated, I'm sure the key points will be the same: https://kotaku.com/standalone-gwent-makes-some-big-changes-to-the-witcher-1788452502
Hmm, sounds pretty similar, with the two biggest differences being draining the opponent and the apparent lack of spies (which just led to some ridiculous and inevitable feinting in round 1).

To be honest I just want a good idle card game vs AI where I can actually make progress with the decks without having to get into PvP.

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

I got the real world gwent decks, and the only way it's playable is if you choose which deck (northern, nilfgaard etc) and then deal out 30 random cards from it. If you treat it like a deck builder it's a complete shitshow.

Honestly I liked Gwent ingame because you could overpower the AI that much. There's something very therapeutic about some good old fashioned compstomping.

Bobby Deluxe fucked around with this message at 21:49 on Jul 8, 2019

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

RBA Starblade posted:

With Buriedborne do I want to go all in on a stat or two? I can get to floor 8 usually then get owned
Generally you want to keep doing the weekly until you have loads of lab parts, then look at the effects and work out a combination that makes you pretty much invincible. Survivability has been a lot more useful than dps for me.

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

Mighty Quest for Epic Loot came out today, pretty fun diablo-alike. The first chapter and a half are frustratingly tutorial locked so you have to just persevere, but I found it was throwing rewards and achievements at me at a reasonable pace. It looks like it has plenty of ways to upgrade your gear, so should be fun.

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

Mighty Quest is fun, but the deeper I go the more it looks like typical mobile fare. The main difference is that the typical 'level up a 1 star hero then ascend it to 2 stars' stuff applies to your gear instead. You get a free epic pull as part of the tutorial which goes a long way to boosting your stats, along with the day 1 cultist pants gift.

The problem I have is that I don't know how important the elements are for armour. I'm hoping it's only a minor amount and it's not some monster hunter poo poo where I have to keep a bunch of armour sets maintained to survive. So far I have water, fire and a couple of nature items mix and matched.

Nothing on the items stats offers any help, and the wiki is no help because it seems to apply to a weird beta version of it from 2005 when it was combined with a dungeon keeper castle attack mode, and the gear worked completely different.

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

explosivo posted:

Yes. Yes it was. It seemed like it had some neat ideas but the F2P hooks were there even back then and after a half hour of loving around with it I realized it's just not worth playing. I'm surprised to hear they didn't flat out abandon this game to be honest.
It seems like most of the PC features didn't make it to the mobile version. I had a brief google around and there are subreddits for both versions, neither of which seem particularly happy.

Oh, and the elements on gear seem to be related purely to three weekly dungeons that you can only attempt with a full set of armour of that element.

Said googling also led me to the bizarre world of /r/gachagaming which is 50% people posting about how bad it is and horror stories about people spending thousands of dollars, and the other 50% of people who are into that genre posting oblivious to the rage and hate and looking for recommendations. It's bizarre. It's like watching two different subreddits going on in the same space with neither interracting.

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

Me and the boys getting ready to hit the raids.

I'm a rural player :smith:

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

Kabuki Shipoopi posted:

Sidenote: anyone have T-Mobile that could recommend a decent phone for gaming they provide that isn't going to run me $700+ dollars? I know most of the Samsung phones will run just about anything, but I was just wondering if anyone knew of some lesser known phones they offer that are decent to game on.
I'm in the UK, but the best advice I can offer is to find a previous flagship phone that's been replaced by the newer model, and an even newer one is on the way.

For example, OnePlus phones are pretty great, the 7 & 7T are currently out and they're talking about the 8, so if you can find anywhere still doing the 6 or 6T, they should be pretty cheap.

My 6 has been able to confidently handle most newer games, and the fast charger is really good. My wife talked me into upgrading because she wanted to play Blades, so she got the 6T and I got the 6 because it's only slightly less powerful and still has a headphone jack.

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

explosivo posted:

There's an ad for this game that I've only ever seen in Egg Inc that honestly feels like it's generated by one of those AI bots that make Youtube videos.
I'd be willing to bet that's exactly what it is. Either people are stripping basic assets and putting them into a bot, or bots are assembling common features of ads that work and then minimum wage animators assemble something that fulfils those features.

I suspect that the people behind it are getting ad referral bonuses for clickthrough and installation, so they've gone balls to the wall to manipulate kids into installing, even if they install the game and then never play it. Or maybe it points you toward a malware infested clone of a game, or points you to a game which aggressively tricks kids into buying MTX, which they get a cut of.

The one I see a lot is a guy in armour who is trapped in a box, and it looks like the player has to pull out pins to either flood his part of the level with water, lava or treasure. Only as you say, it seems like the person 'playing' the ad deliberately gets it wrong. I suspect that it's to tweak your empathy and at the same time make the viewer think that they could do it better.

I'll admit there have been a few times that I've seen the ad and found myself trying to work out the 'right' way to do it, and then feeling mildly frustrated enough to want to install it and have a go myself. Which is then immediately overwritten by my internet sense which is screaming TRAP at me.

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Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

Vulpes posted:

even though when you download the game and find it's literally an entirely different genre, you probably won't stick around. But like anything on the internet, if like 1% of people decide to hang around and play the 'real' game, it's still worth it.
I have a suspicion that ad referral is playing a role. A looong time ago I was involved in running a porn tumblr and got involved in advertising speak.

You get paid to display ads, sure. But you get paid a shitload more if you can get people to click on the ads. If you can get someone to fulfil an action on the other side of the ad (i.e. buy from the store, install the app or pay for a subscription), the referral code kicks in and you get a LOT more money.

At no point was I in contact with any of the sites I was scraping galleries from, I just applied through ccbill, plugged my number into the link they gave me, and linked it to the preview images hoping someone would click on one. Entirely automated and anyone can get in on it.

So what I think is happening is that these ads aren't even being designed by the makers of the game, they're designed by a third party who is getting referral money whenever someone clicks through and installs it. Basically youtube bot farms have worked out how to monetise gaming ads, so it's not going to be long until they get into weird feedback loops and we start seeing spiderman / elsa poo poo.

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