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Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Haruharuharuko posted:

I figured out last year that cavities like the ones you get if you don't brush your teeth are named that because a "cavity" is being created in your tooth. I'm college educated for fucks sake.

What did you think they were before?

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Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Jason Jones was not in The Hangover. That was Ed Helms. They were both on The Daily Show, and I probably thought they were the same person then too.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

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nexus6 posted:

Is there a thread for asking dumb questions or should I just post my assumptions here?

The Stupid/Small Questions Megathread

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

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Taeke posted:

You know that new South Park game coming up? Fractured but Whole?

Only yesterday, when someone laughed at the name, did I realise it's a very obvious pun.

Yeah... "Wait, it's funny? Fractured but-ooooooh, yeah, that's funny."

In my defense, English isn't my native language and I'm not an auditory reader, but still, I'm kind of ashamed how I missed something that obvious.

I am a native English speaker, and it took me a second because "but" is not normally pronounced the same way as "butt".

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

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AlphaKretin posted:

Australian English too as far as I know, and that's where Tiggum's from I think. :shrug:

The vowel sound in "butt" is clearly pronounced but in "but" it's de-emphasised and the whole word is rushed over. If you were taking care to pronounce it clearly they'd sound the same, but in the normal way people speak they're different.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

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SwissDonkey posted:

God drat, you are the most insufferable sperg on the internet. Stop making GBS threads up every thread with your pedantry. No one gives a flying gently caress what you have to say.

Under this post you'll see a button labelled "profile". Click it. Scroll down till you see a button marked "Add user to your ignore list". Click it.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

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Wanamingo posted:

With geicko at least, which I assume is what Xun was referring to, they don't even say "up to". Their slogan is that 15 minutes could save you 15% or more, which sounds better but still doesn't mean much because they're only counting people who switched.

Also, making it hypothetical (it "could save you 15%") means they're not saying it will, so it only has to be true for someone who switches from their worst competitor's worst option to their best one.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

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Captain Lavender posted:

The worst Star Trek: TNG episodes were the ones with Deanna Troi's mother.

Lwaxana Troi was great. The worst episodes were the Borg ones, :colbert:

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

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Wanamingo posted:

Oh, bullshit. Next you're going to tell me that Wesley Crusher isn't a terrible character.

No, he was terrible. His mother too. I wish they'd kept Dr Pulaski.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

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InediblePenguin posted:

What do you drink with dinner at home if not milk? Soda all day every day? Coffee at 7 pm? Wine? Just water? Why is milk-drinking supposed to be worthy of note?
Drinking milk by itself is weird. Having to have a drink with every meal is weird. If I have a drink with dinner, it'll be beer or wine. If I have a drink any other time at home it'll be water, tea, coffee, or in summer, punch.

rydiafan posted:

Good point. Drinking with meals must be super uncommon. Otherwise every single meal you can purchase at every restaurant on the planet would come with a beverage.
I can't tell if you're being serious or ironic. Either way you're wrong. Restaurants don't provide you with a free drink because they want you to buy drinks.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

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AlphaKretin posted:

Thread title not withstanding, the pet in pet peeve could be an abbreviation of petty.

But it isn't.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

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Besesoth posted:

A val-LAY parks your car. A VAL-ett is your body man/butler.

A butler and a valet are different things. A valet is basically a PA, a butler is in charge of managing the household and other servants.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

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syscall girl posted:

In Casino Royale he implies M was part of Judi Dench M's name but it probably meant something else before her. No idea about C.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M_(James_Bond)#Background

quote:

A further inspiration for M was Maxwell Knight, the head of MI5, who signed his memos as "M" and whom Fleming knew well. The tradition of the head of MI6 signing their name with a single letter came from Mansfield Smith-Cumming, who would sign his initial "C" with green ink.
Another possibility for the model of M was William Melville, an Irishman who became the head of the Secret Service Bureau, the forerunner to both MI5 and MI6: Melville was referred to within government circles as M.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

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Wanamingo posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CS9OO0S5w2k

The reason they keep addressing the listener as young man is because YMCA stands for Young Men's Christian Association

e: listening to the song again, and taking it at face value, is it about getting homeless gay youths off the street? Wikipedia says it's just about how the YMCA was a hookup spot, but that doesn't really gel with a lot of the lyrics.

At face value, it's just about the YMCA. There's nothing about gay men in the lyrics.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

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God Hole posted:

I still think Bizarro Superman is an incredibly tragic character, but learning that he was merely a messed up clone with no past was, I have to admit, a little disappointing for me.

Isn't he from a parallel universe where everything is backwards?

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

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Fagtastic posted:

The druid from the Asterix books is called getafix.

Get a fix.

Because he makes the DRUGS.

Pretty much all the names are like that.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

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Hirayuki posted:

It reminds me of my grandmother, who would say "breakfrist" (among many other quirky pronunciations).

A lot of small children say that, so it could be a mistake that she just never bothered to unlearn, like how some people go their entire lives saying "fink" instead of "think" or "somethink" instead of "something".

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

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FreudianSlippers posted:

"Some people" being Cockneys, the Cornish, some people from Yorkshire, a significant number of African Americans and Newfies.

Quite a lot of English speakers don't bother with "th".

I didn't even realise it was a regional thing, I just meant individuals from places where that pronunciation is not usual who say it that way. :shrug:

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

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FreudianSlippers posted:

Bryan Adams is old but I don't think he was around in 69 AD.

And he was nine years old in the summer of 1969.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

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Memento posted:

Primary school in most of Australia is K-6, high school is 7-12.

I think another difference is that in America, kindergarten is what we call prep, rather than a separate pre-school year? And technically 7-10 is secondary college and then you can do either two or three years of HSC or VCE. And if you do three years then the second and third are both year 12, not 12 and 13.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

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fruit on the bottom posted:

Turns out this song was considerably less creepy in its original context, performed between the songwriter and his wife at their holiday parties to let people know the party was ending.

The song plays much differently when the subtext is that both of them actually do want to gently caress.
In that context it makes no sense at all. Why would either of them be leaving?

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

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the future is WOW posted:

It's more that having a knee jerk response to song lyrics from 70 years ago because you can't be bothered to look up a little background on them is ridiculous.

But you rock on being the complete retard that you are, bro.

"You've got to consider the context!" says guy completely ignoring the context.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

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Jerry Cotton posted:

For some reason my mother had a small comic book in Swedish and one of the strips had a small girl peering through an oven door asking "Lever du, låda?" and it still cracks me up even though it's the worst joke.

I put this into Google translate and it gave me "Do you live, drawer?" I don't get it.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

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porkswordonboard posted:

Also: does anyone else hate it when people pronounce it "ex cetera?"

Not as much as when people write it "ect."

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

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Hyperlynx posted:

I'm not sure Latin terms count as loan words

Why not?

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

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MisterBibs posted:

For content: I just learned, today, that spreadable butter was a thing.
As in, the butter mixed with oil that's been common for a long time, or the relatively new triple-churned spreadable butter?

Memento posted:

Yep, that's the problem with Wikipedia, unless it's a niche thing that most people don't understand, the fact that anyone can edit it means a list like that ends up looking like something from TvTropes.
The real problem is that articles like that are even allowed. There's no way a list like that can be objective.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

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Henchman of Santa posted:

Ed Helms looks way more like Stephen Colbert than Jason Sudeikis. He doesn't wear glasses as much anymore but it was very confusing at times when they were both on the Daily Show.

I've always thought that Ed Helms and Jason Jones are practically identical, and it wasn't until quite a while after Ed Helms left the Daily Show that I realised they were two different people.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

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KoRMaK posted:

Jesus christ misterbibs look at the average wordcount in your boring rear end tryhard sincere posts

i dont care about who you didnt gently caress or your longass boring monolouges about your life lol sorry buddy but cmon go talk to a bff or tell it to a therapist

You know you could just not read his posts, right?

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

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Simply Simon posted:

I had a heated argument with a colleague because of the word "facile". I had only ever read that in scientific journals, with sentences like "we have found a facile new method to synthesize this compound", so I mentally saved it as "simple, in fact simpler than before". Said colleague got up in arms because "facile" means oversimplified so it's not actually positive at all, yet everyone uses it.

Thing is, I still use it because it's a wonderfully facile (:haw:) word - very short, has a lot of (positive!) connotations and everyone in the community will get it. Still think of my colleague everytime though and send a silent sorry in his direction.

For the record, I'm German and he's Belgian. We met in Prague, reading Chinese and, yes, American papers using the word. I loving love science (for real tho).

I've never heard the word "facile" used in a positive way about anything. I wouldn't have been able to tell you off hand what it meant, but I knew it was negative.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

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bewilderment posted:

Helpful hint: The words marry, merry and Mary all sound different too, guys.

Marry and merry are obviously different. An E is not an A. Just like you say "a bow and arrow" not "a bow and errow". The letter A makes a mouth-opening 'ah' sound.

The name 'Mary' stretched out is M-air-y and there you've still got the mouth-opening A sound but it flows into more of an E at the end.

The one that annoys me is Americans writing "make due" because to them "do" and "due" sound the same. It's such an incredibly obvious mistake that that accent just makes you totally blind to.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

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Iron Crowned posted:

The school year in the USA is basically based upon farm work
They actually covered this on the latest Cracked podcast, and they said that's not true. It's based on it being too hot in poorly-insulated, un-air-conditioned school buildings in the summer. Before it was standardised, schools in America ran for most of the year and kids would just show up when they weren't busy with something else (like working). When they standardised it, the rural people wanted the holidays to coincide with when they needed their kids to be available for farm work, but the cities overruled them and made summer the holidays.

EmmyOk posted:

Surely it starts at the same time everywhere but rather than a certain date it starts when summer ends and ends when summer starts. In Oz it's summer during December etc. right?
The summer holidays in Australia start just before Christmas and last for five weeks. Then there are three two-week breaks throughout the year (in April, July and September). So we get almost a month of summer before the holidays start and another month of summer once they're over. What the actual weather's doing during that period kind of depends on which part of the country you live in.

Osama Dozen-Dongs posted:

That's nonsense tho, the Italian gn is a palatalized nn. This Lil Wayne character seems somewhat uneducated.
He's speaking English though.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

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Hyperlynx posted:

Wait. "Pickup truck" isn't simply American for "ute"?

e: I'd call both those vehicles "utes"

My father used to have what I'd call a "large ute" that he insisted on calling a truck because it was "too big to be a ute". :shrug:

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

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syscall girl posted:

SUVs (or utes, if you like)
SUVs are not utes.

Leavemywife posted:

The phrase is "deep-seated" not "deep-seeded". I thought it was the latter because it made sense to think that certain things were deeply planted within someone (i.e., a deep-seeded fear of heights, or a deep-seeded fear of water).
https://brians.wsu.edu/common-errors/ is a good list of these types of mistakes.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

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Ein cooler Typ posted:

are you a foreigner? how do they mark seasons in your country?

In Australia the seasons start on the first of the month. Dec-Feb is summer, Mar-May is autumn, Jun-Aug is winter and Sept-Nov is spring.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

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Memento posted:

I knew "k" indicated black, but I didn't know it just stood for key. Neat!

Yeah, I assumed it stood for "black" because B could be mistaken for "blue". Like how in Magic: the Gathering U stands for blue because B stands for black.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

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MisterBibs posted:

The devices you can put on a frying pan to ensure that eggs don't splay out far and wide are called Egg Rings, and are common-as-poo poo items and not the "I saw them once, somewhere, can't remember where, and rue the fact that I didn't buy them" rare jewels I figured they must be.

:psyduck:

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

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Metal Geir Skogul posted:

A taco is more of a hot dog, as the shell is connected, like a hot dog bun.
Still a sandwich. If it's food in or on bread it's a sandwich. Burrito? Sandwich. Hamburger? Sandwich. Pizza? Sandwich.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

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Memento posted:

Yeah "lollies" is any non-chocolate candy in Australia.
It can be chocolates too. Like if you had a jar full of snakes, freckles, and licorice it wouldn't be at all unusual to refer to the whole thing as a jar of lollies.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

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Besesoth posted:

whose... whose freckles are they :ohdear:
These things:



What do you call them?


Croccers posted:

I thought it was named after the dude that made it.
It is. It's also the process (cooning) used to create that type of cheese. There's nothing racist about it. If you look in the phone book you'll find lots of people named Coon.

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Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

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Solumin posted:

The sprinkles are called nonpareils. That particular kind of treat in the picture is a chocolate nonpareil, though everyone just calls them nonpareils.

Apparently in Australia, it's the same deal except they're called freckles instead.

No, the chocolate with sprinkles on is called a freckle. The sprinkles are called sprinkles or hundreds-and-thousands. I've never heard anyone call hundreds-and-thousands "freckles".

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