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Yngwie Mangosteen posted:This until right now. Probably on my seventh rewatch or so.
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mrpwase posted:It is There's pannus on the streets of London Dundee, Dublin, Humberside. Eerily prophetic.
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I married Isis on the fifth day of May But I could not hold on to her very long So I cut off my hair and I rode straight away For the wild unknown country where I could not go wrong I came to a high place of darkness and light The dividing line ran through the center of town I hitched up my pony to a post on the right Went in to the laundry to wash my clothes down A man in the corner approached me for a match I knew right away he was not ordinary He said, "Are you lookin' for somethin' easy to catch?" I said, "I got no money." He said, "That ain't necessary" We set out that night for the cold in the North I gave him my blanket, and he gave me his word I said, "Where are we goin'?" He said we'd be back by the fourth I said, "That's the best news that I've ever heard" I was thinkin' about turquoise, I was thinkin' about gold I was thinkin' about diamonds and the world's biggest necklace As we rode through the canyons, through the devilish cold I was thinkin' about Isis, how she thought I was so reckless How she told me that one day we would meet up again And things would be different the next time we wed If I only could hang on and just be her friend I still can't remember all the best things she said We came to the pyramids all embedded in ice He said, "There's a body I'm tryin' to find If I carry it out it'll bring a good price" 'Twas-a then that I knew what he had on his mind The wind it was howlin' and the snow was outrageous We chopped through the night and we chopped through the dawn When he died I was hopin' that it wasn't contagious But I made up my mind that I had to go on I broke into the tomb, but the casket was empty There was no jewels, no nothin', I felt I'd been had When I saw that my partner was just bein' friendly When I took up his offer I must-a been mad I picked up his body and I dragged him inside Threw him down in the hole and I put back the cover I said a quick prayer then I felt satisfied Then I rode back to find Isis just to tell her I love her She was there in the meadow where the creek used to rise Blinded by sleep and in need of a bed I came in from the East with the sun in my eyes I cursed her one time then I rode on ahead She said, "Where ya been?" I said, "No place special" She said, "You look different." I said, "Well, I guess" She said, "You been gone." I said, "That's only natural" She said, "You gonna stay?" I said, "If you want me to, yes" Isis, oh, Isis, you're a mystical child What drives me to you is what drives me insane I still can remember the way that you smiled On the fifth day of May in the drizzlin' rain
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The Isle of Lucy jazz festival?
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CloFan posted:
HOLD ME CLOSER, TINY SANTA in theatres this Christmas.
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Powered Descent posted:What little I know of French leads me to believe the word would be pronounced gro-NAW, with a nasal inflection grrrrronyarrrr (add the merest suggestion of a 'd' at the end).
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"30 or something like that" means 41, and she could absolutely be a well made-up and photographed 40.
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Phlegmish posted:Only one I know is Love Is A Battlefield, but really, do you need any more? Still remember that dance-off against the pimp "hey look, she's running away from home and she's only thirty" ~ Beavis and Butthead
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actually it's because you taki a fue and go
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credburn posted:When I was in jail I once helped a guy get a domino shoved into his penis. They call them canicas; basically someone gets hold of a domino, goes into the shower where there is grip tape, and they spend days sanding that motherfucker down. Using the grip tape that's probably covered in fungus, piss, and semen. Then when the domino is sanded down into the shape of a heart or diamond, three of us go into a bathroom stall. The first guy sits down on the stall, the second guy (me) holds his dick over a toilet paper roll, and a third guy makes two cuts using a razor blade. You have to cut in two spots to let the air out. The domino is shoved into the slit, and it sort of sits between skin layers on the top of the penis. Super glue seals the cuts. Then you just pray, pray, pray, pray you don't get a staph infection. Hmm, prison seems less boring than I'd imagined. Is this some thing the inmates do to make themselves more attractive to other prisoners?
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Platystemon posted:Now look up “Triscuit”. They 'tried' to make a 'biscuit'.
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:You know what, I'm gonna play along with this charade Jessie's been a friend, yeah I know he's been a good friend of mine.
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"No man may take me unless he shoots me in a duel"
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zedprime posted:Love languages are like Meyers Briggs and DISC where it makes complete and total common sense and collapses under any further scrutiny. See also Malcolm Gladwell's entire output. The love language thing is basically providing a nice answer to people asking WHY DOESNT MY PARTNER LOVE MEEEEEEE. "He does love you, Sharon. He took the rubbish out last Tuesday, and he changed the plug on the tv yesterday. Acts of service!"
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Ommin posted:Total Eclipse of the Heart originally was about vampires AND had the same writer as Bat Out of Hell; so I don't think you are that far outside of the realm of possibility there. The video for Total Eclipse is loving wild, it's full of pale young men in singlets with shiny eyes prancing around a dollar store version of Hogwarts. Bonnie Tyler is apparently the new Defence Against The Dark Arts teacher, wardrobe from the Nordstroms in the Eden Prairie Mall circa 1982.
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Hyperlynx posted:Really dude? Boarding schools existed before the Harry Potter books came out. I went to one, well two actually. I'm not sure how you could read the paragraph you quoted without realising I was writing with humorous intent.
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3D Megadoodoo posted:Try being funny with your humour next time You'd think after all this time on a comedy website with a 100% hit rate I'd have learned something by now.
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:I shout Street Fighter moves when I take a big poo poo, makes the experience a whole lot more fun. HADOUKEN! https://youtu.be/xbHLQAthI7M?si=bmDEYRJkXL8jNLi4
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