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If we went to private school together, I would have called him Sandy BernBern, and I would have thought it was hilarious.
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Moridin920 posted:Hillary is probably going to get the Dem nomination but after hearing her say "this was a great victory for freedom of speech" about the Citizens United decision there's no way I'm ever voting for her. She definitely will. She's got clout and if elected won't make any serious moves to disturb the current oligarchy, which makes her an appealing candidate to the people who really matter. We'll get some bread and circuses, ie legal weed, but all the important poo poo will stay fucky.
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Cannon_Fodder posted:Shitpost more, you bastards, I want Bernie's snowball chance in hell to have my $200. I love my account more than I love my country.
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Gammatron 64 posted:She's also a bit of a war-monger, too. I don't trust her at all. Still better than Ted Cruz or Rand Paul but still. Yeah, voting for Clinton is just triage at this point.
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Neptr posted:Yeah, if there's one thing leftists are good at, it's conceding defeat and unifying behind a single candidate. First we need to nail down which interpretation of Socialism is correct, then- assuming the sun hasn't gone cold before that- we'll get to work.
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I suggest we ponder these heady questions vis a vis video games and super hero movies
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Apr 30, 2015 17:43
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Hillary is more than likely getting the nomination, but will only win if she puts forth a perfectly bland front. Americans are sort of burned out on believing in a better future after the Obama debacle, and are desirous of a nigh comatose lump of talking packing foam who will punish them mercilessly for the sin of making it out of the womb alive, ie Jeb Bush.
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City of Tampa posted:yeah it's pretty bad that he won both elections essentially by default because the Republicans couldn't put up sane candidates that responsible people could support, but thems the breaks. Well, he won the second election that way. He ran an amazing campaign first time around. He convinced people that a vote for him was a vote for a time machine that would take America back to the Clinton years.
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Apr 30, 2015 18:30
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I will stand by Bernie, knife drawn, and slit what throats need slitting. I will kill 4 u, B-San. Maybe your reign be as sweet as the syrup your state produces.
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Apr 30, 2015 19:53
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Apr 30, 2015 20:27
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only when his hair is slicked with the spilled blood of his fallen opposition will the unruly locks of tovarisch sanders be finally tamed.
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Slipknot Hoagie posted:He stinks he probably smells like old people, which is... not good, most def.
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Apr 30, 2015 20:47
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I could picture Bernie Sanders running the government with Joe Biden on a chain, wearing a spiked collar, like one of those African warlords that has a pet hyena, but I won't.
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Apr 30, 2015 20:55
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Under the vegetable posted:the republicans have nominated a transgendered haitian woman with one leg and cerebral palsy, we're finished Her headmate is running for VP. Vote Mary Dabrezil\Goku Bandicoot in 2016
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Apr 30, 2015 21:23
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I saw Bernie beat a man to death for no discernible reason at a UFC gym with a 120kg kettlebell.
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Apr 30, 2015 22:27
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I think it will surprise Bernie as much as anyone else if he gets the nod. He'll all go up to the podium to give his acceptance speech, all sweating & flustered, because all he has is a cocktail napkin that he wrote "godammit" on and underlined three times, and a drawing of planet earth that he made with the ring from where the glass left an indentation.
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Apr 30, 2015 23:11
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Daaaamn, Bernie. Completely nice, Bernie.
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Apr 30, 2015 23:17
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Bernie FUCKIN Sanders, man. I'm just saying.
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May 1, 2015 01:15
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Our candidate of choice is so hot that I have third degree Bernies over 80% of my body
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Rubies posted:I felt a bunch of feelings about Obama and was actually moved to tears when he was elected, imagining me and my fellow Americans from all walks of life tending public gardens and poo poo. Now I just see him as a (somewhat more likable than usual) corporate pawn. Can someone explain to a not-very-political person why this won't happen again with my main man Bernie? Honestly my mind is already running wild with visions of all the factories moving back and everyone volunteering at after school programs and I don't want to feel stupid again :/ Bernie will kill all of us, myself included, and when the last body has fallen he will turn his gun upon himself and end this horrible chapter in the earth's history. In heaven Jesus and Marx will put us to work digging ditches, while the unlucky will descend to hell and spend eternity arguing with Trotsky while hanging out on bean bags.
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rezatahs posted:bernie? Sanders
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Raskolnikov38 posted:every food you have ever eaten is a GMO, its a dumb thing to placate dumb hippies Yeah, but it's a harmless concession to make. I'd rather extend an olive branch than weep with Penn Jillette for all the poor captains of industry who must now deign to label their corn.
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May 1, 2015 18:21
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I'm frickin sorry, but, did anyone say Bernie Sanders yet?
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CloFan posted:Maybe I should read more then, I took a lot of the comments as sarcastic. Personally, I'm cautiously optimistic. Can't really donate because lolpoor, but I'm thinking about campaigning for him We're rude as hell to everybody, even our moms, so get used to it shitbird. Bernie Sanders, bitch. Bernie all up in your holes, you gently caress.
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redshirt posted:I know, it's self-fulfilling. Looks like we got a real Einstein on our hands here. Hey Einstein, riddle me this; go gently caress yourself. The end. Bernie Sanders, you half a bitch.
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May 3, 2015 16:53
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Bernie Sanders could palm a dino egg, no prob.
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May 3, 2015 19:37
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Newsperson: breaking news, Bernie Sanders has been nominated as the Democratic candidate... Me: aw yiss, Ftw Newsperson: ...running with him for the position of Vice President is Adolf SuperHitler. Me: hmmm
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May 3, 2015 19:53
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Bernie Sanders: believe it
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Bernie Sanders mmmmmm
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May 3, 2015 22:27
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I stand with American hero Permie Banders
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May 4, 2015 02:27
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Bernie will go full Columbine if he doesn't win. He's going to dress up like Brandon Lee in The Crow and gun down his fellow politicians with Tech Nines while listening to Ministry.
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May 4, 2015 02:34
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Welcome to The Bern Ward, bitches...
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May 4, 2015 02:36
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spacemang_spliff posted:he's got my vote Bernies nails are painted black and his soundtrack of choice is Land of Rape & Honey
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May 4, 2015 02:47
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Tech idiot: Bernie, accelerationism is the only hope for our future! Bernie: I'm gonna accelerate my fist into your goddamn face if you don't get out of my office, you hot dog water smellin nerd.
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Carrasco posted:googling it, it says they called him "a kook" and "Jerry Garcia to liberals" I'm pretty sure Jerry Garcia is already Jerry Garcia for liberals.
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