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girth brooks part 2
Sep 6, 2011

Bush did 911
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I'm a Bernie Booster

For real he's a cool dude. Like the only thing I can think of that I really disagree with him on is his feelings on nuclear power, but when the other options are literal facists, plutocrats, and corporate shill that's small potatoes

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girth brooks part 2
Sep 6, 2011

Bush did 911
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Moridin920 posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUXwDMqjC-A

Sanders asking Rand Paul if he thinks healthcare is a right, Rand Paul responds like a total psycho person saying if you make healthcare a right you support enslavement of doctors and forcing them to work with guns to their heads

someone in comments mentions right to cotton and slavery of cotton farmers

rest of world laughs

gay earth spins

The confused and uncomfortable lady behind Rand Paul really makes the video.

girth brooks part 2
Sep 6, 2011

Bush did 911
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bernie needs to make a video of himself doing the bernie

girth brooks part 2
Sep 6, 2011

Bush did 911
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bernie should show to debates wearing woad and adorned with the bones of white christian babies so people will know he means business

girth brooks part 2
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Bush did 911
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girth brooks part 2
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Bush did 911
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New Star Trek lookin good

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Bush did 911
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i got a bernie sensation

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I did a communism

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I had that dream again last night. You know the one where Bernie floats in naked through your bedroom window?

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can't slander the sanders

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i'm the security camera in front of the american flag

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Nuclearmonkee posted:

That's probably a CSPAN camera not a security one.

yeah i realized after i posted that, but eh

girth brooks part 2
Sep 6, 2011

Bush did 911
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reignonyourparade posted:

When Bernie sanders starts forcibly converting companies to worker cooperatives, what do you think will be his first pick? My heart tells me Lockheed-martin but if I can be selfish for a bit I'd really like regional employee-sodomizer Boeing.

News Corp, because I imagine the great wail and pillar of fire that scorches the very heavens as Rupert Murdoch returns to the nether-realms for his 1000 slumber would be quite the spectacle

girth brooks part 2
Sep 6, 2011

Bush did 911
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Moridin920 posted:

by the time what you think will happen happens the ultra rich will be on a space station lolling at us and earth will be a desolate wasteland

There was a short story in Analog a couple of months ago called "Why the Titanic Hit the Iceberg" or something to that effect about exactly this. It raised a good a point that a space station large enough to house thousands of people would require the majority of its population to be highly skilled specialists working around the clock to keep it from falling apart. If any percentage of those people were to become apathetic about busting their rear end to protect the same people that hosed the Earth it would be a disaster, and if they were to turn outright hostile it would be a massacre.

girth brooks part 2
Sep 6, 2011

Bush did 911
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bernard "bernie" sanders is a respectable human being of earth origin and not at all a reptiloid from beyond the stars

girth brooks part 2
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Bush did 911
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hemophilia posted:

a socialist jew openly supporting a pope is running on a democratic ticket, which owuld be a very funny joke in 1951

his father was a polish immigrant

girth brooks part 2
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Bush did 911
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girth brooks part 2
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Bush did 911
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yearnin' for the bernin

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Bush did 911
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bernie grew up in a working class brooklyn family he could probably lay some mother fuckers out

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Bush did 911
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Segmentation Fault posted:



how come this old man look like he bout to be the most fire candidate of 2016

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Bush did 911
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My Imaginary GF posted:

I've asked this elsewhere and have yet to receive an answer.

Up until this evening, I've been confusing Bernie Sanders with Barnie Frank. What is it which I should remember to differentiate these two individuals in my mind?

strangely enough the one that looks like a potato is not the the socialist

girth brooks part 2
Sep 6, 2011

Bush did 911
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when bernie feels rundown he sucks down a bottle of maples syrup like popeye

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jarofpiss posted:

except it's out of a tree and he squeezes it like popeye squeezes the spinach can

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jarofpiss posted:

:sherman:we're bernin' like sherman :sherman:

came here to post this

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postin for comrade sanders

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jarofpiss posted:

he's not only going to legalize it, he's going to make it mandatory

a grow op in every garage and a pot noodle in every microwave

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