breaking news: the football man did a murder

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WetNightmare: by sebmojo

t;hey told him he did it today. in court they said "you did that." his reaction was to look around. rofl

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Chef Shimi

Hard to believe the same person who caught a ball made of dead animals and pointed to the sky after a big TD could do something like this.

# ? Apr 16, 2015 01:43

Stormyish

he was balling all the way to his jail cell

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WetNightmare: by sebmojo

Chef Shimi posted:

Hard to believe the same person who caught a ball made of dead animals and pointed to the sky after a big TD could do something like this.

did he seriously point to the sky after a big TD? smh you think you know somebody...

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# ? Apr 16, 2015 01:56

dogcrash truther

the only thing that shocks me is that he did it with a gun, instead of a football

# ? Apr 16, 2015 02:40

Chef Shimi

If you drop a football off of the Empire State Building it counts as a touchdown.

# ? Apr 16, 2015 02:43

tao of lmao

oj?

# ? Apr 16, 2015 03:01

WetNightmare: by sebmojo

post murder wrap up

aaron hernandez: yeahh i just wanted to say that i am a little disappointed but i gave the murder 100%. thought i could pull out a win with the not guilty verdict but ehhh i gave it my all. there are some things i would have done different -- less DNA, a more hung jury, buuut, overall, not much i can do at this point other than learn from my mistakes and commit perfect murder next season.

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# ? Apr 16, 2015 03:39

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

The sad thing is if he hadn't spiked the gun he may have gotten away with it

# ? Apr 16, 2015 03:42

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Luvcow posted:

The sad thing is if he hadn't spiked the gun he may have gotten away with it

# ? Apr 16, 2015 04:45

FluffieDuckie

if i learned anything growing up in texas its that football players are gods and it isn't for us to question them

the jury's clearly going to hell (which coincidently is a lot like texas)

Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

# ? Apr 16, 2015 04:50

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

twenty to life penalty, first down

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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# ? Apr 16, 2015 05:25

GEExCEE

dogcrash truther posted:

the only thing that shocks me is that he did it with a gun, instead of a football

lol

# ? Apr 16, 2015 05:57

smoobles

the football man is innocent, where is the proof

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# ? Apr 16, 2015 07:58

WetNightmare: by sebmojo

it's in the pudding, smoobles. and the flavor is guilty.

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# ? Apr 16, 2015 08:01

deep dish peat moss

football player easily identified at scene of crime thanks to name printed on back of jersey

# ? Apr 16, 2015 08:59

drilldo squirt: a beautiful, soft meat sack

WetNightmare posted:

t;hey told him he did it today. in court they said "you did that." his reaction was to look around. rofl

Maybe he thought the judge was talking to someone else.

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# ? Apr 16, 2015 09:49

drilldo squirt: a beautiful, soft meat sack

Football players are emotional children who have been failed by every parental figure they had.

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# ? Apr 16, 2015 09:50

drilldo squirt: a beautiful, soft meat sack

Sports men are bad, and I am good.

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# ? Apr 16, 2015 09:50

Ein cooler Typ: by FactsAreUseless

aaron hernandez did nothing wrong

odin lloyd was a drug dealer and a criminal

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# ? Apr 16, 2015 10:39

treasure bear

WetNightmare posted:

it's in the pudding, smoobles. and the flavor is guilty.

# ? Apr 16, 2015 10:52

dogcrash truther

WetNightmare posted:

post murder wrap up

aaron hernandez: yeahh i just wanted to say that i am a little disappointed but i gave the murder 100%. thought i could pull out a win with the not guilty verdict but ehhh i gave it my all. there are some things i would have done different -- less DNA, a more hung jury, buuut, overall, not much i can do at this point other than learn from my mistakes and commit perfect murder next season.

# ? Apr 16, 2015 11:24

dogcrash truther

Hick Magnet posted:

football player easily identified at scene of crime thanks to name printed on back of jersey

# ? Apr 16, 2015 11:24

Sas

i'm thinking of a football man and a T-Nugzs crossover series like breaking bad but funnyier

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# ? Apr 16, 2015 11:28

AAB

drat

# ? Apr 16, 2015 13:36

FluffieDuckie

Hick Magnet posted:

football player easily identified at scene of crime thanks to name printed on back of jersey

Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

# ? Apr 16, 2015 15:59

smoobles

free the foot ball man, he is innocent

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# ? Apr 16, 2015 21:47

Stormyish

#footballmanisinnocent

# ? Apr 16, 2015 22:05

AAB

he just wanted a feet to feetball with kinda

# ? Apr 16, 2015 22:07

verily carefree

But we give our athletes endless money and adoration and special privilege. Surely there was a miscount or something.

# ? Apr 17, 2015 00:03

Scaly Haylie

dogcrash truther posted:

the only thing that shocks me is that he did it with a gun, instead of a football

that'd be a cool murder.

# ? Apr 17, 2015 00:41

WetNightmare: by sebmojo

smoobles posted:

free the foot ball man, he is innocent

no the last tiem a football man went on national trial for murder he was let go so this time he must go to prison. that is the law of the football men. every other must go to prison.

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# ? Apr 17, 2015 03:06

verily carefree

WetNightmare posted:

no the last tiem a football man went on national trial for murder he was let go so this time he must go to prison. that is the law of the football men. every other must go to prison.

OJ: not guilty
this guy: guilty
next guy: get out of jail free card?

# ? Apr 17, 2015 03:10