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weird

by zen death robot
police officer: thats a baby driving a car !
partner: its actually an adult in a really big car, far away

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beeaar
*CSI miami theme plays*

GEExCEE

Yonkers posted:

police officer: thats a baby driving a car !
partner: its actually an adult in a really big car, far away

goldmine

i am he

Hell yeah!! Monster trucks!! This is monster truck mayhem!! Wait a second... Why do all these trucks say Tonka on them...

weird

by zen death robot
monster trucks are actually really intimidating for no reason

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i am he

there's a monster truck in my closet and it revs its engine really loud and shoots fire when i try to sleep

beer pal

"monster" truck? they say the same thing about pitbulls...

https://i.imgur.com/xQxnooW.png

beeaar
big car
small dick

Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

did you know elmo is a monster
did you know grover is a monster
makes you think
subvert your assumptions people

mags

I am a congenital optimist.

BYOB Rachel posted:

did you know elmo is a monster
did you know grover is a monster
makes you think
subvert your assumptions people

i saw elmo jump thirteen busses and crush a volkswagen at the country fair last year

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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bog pixie

Yonkers posted:

police officer: thats a baby driving a car !
partner: its actually an adult in a really big car, far away

Yonker's theory of relativity

the unabonger

BYOB Ross posted:

there's a monster truck in my closet and it revs its engine really loud and shoots fire when i try to sleep

Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

the sights and sounds of my nightmares

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49aUB54ccZQ

FartGhost

you could mistakenly think youre going to die because a car is really close, but it's actually really far away and big. giving you false hope

i am he

FartGhost posted:

you could mistakenly think youre going to die because a car is really close, but it's actually really far away and big. giving you false hope

lol

FluffieDuckie

BYOB Ross posted:

there's a monster truck in my closet and it revs its engine really loud and shoots fire when i try to sleep


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

tao of lmao

FartGhost posted:

you could mistakenly think youre going to die because a car is really close, but it's actually really far away and big. giving you false hope

fuck. marry. t-rex

BYOB Ross posted:

there's a monster truck in my closet and it revs its engine really loud and shoots fire when i try to sleep

im friends with the monster trucks jumping over my bed



treasure bear

smaller things please

Miss Psychosis

FartGhost posted:

you could mistakenly think youre going to die because a car is really close, but it's actually really far away and big. giving you false hope

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


I'm tall but I really like small cars.

treasure bear

the small car makes the tall man feel bigger, the smaller the better, till the car is worn not driven

DeepQantas

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
Worn on your d***. To compensate

Yobgoblin

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
before i fall asleep i count monster trucks, not sheep.

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alnilam

few people know that it's not mpg that matters most but the inverse of it; even fewer know that a car's size vs how big it looks holds the same inverse relationship



ty manifisto

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