Badger of Basra posted:

Have you considered:

• Spread the Wealth - Sweatshop jobs take money away from the vile western factory worker and give it to the noble Bangladeshi wage slave (so long as they are not buried in rubble). We should encourage this movement by standing for free trade.
  

chaos rhames posted:

Bake Sale could interfere with Girl Guide Cookie marketing, we need to synergise these more effectively.

RuanGacho posted:

• Invent AI citizens to eliminate all labor, allowing the left nothing to do but populist uprising.
  

ronya posted:

tl; dr - big tent is filled with bickering by interests that want to obtain electability through sacrificing everyone else's priorities, OP writes piercing satire based on this thoroughly unprecedented insight.

Jagchosis posted:

become a latin teacher, vote republican, and wait for them to provide a casus belli for the socialist revolution

blowfish posted:

someone seems awfully bothered by having red text

Pauline Kael posted:

Make sure you're sensitive to Cultural Appropriation, your technological solutions must be applied only to those groups who match the exact ethnic proportion of the creator of said solution


also, kill you'reself

blowfish posted:

Jagchosis posted:

i know you're a complete moron but you can't even tell that effectronica is joking lmao

blowfish posted:

Gantolandon posted:

Guilt tripping - create a topic and write angry posts with edgy, sarcastic advices for the left, scorning them for abandoning you the cause of social equality. Let them realize they have made a grave mistake when they chose not to heed Stalin's Chosen Warrior more dedicated leftists than themselves. By discarding the important issue of Japanese-Americans getting offended by white women wearing kimonos, they have proven they are scum who should be exterminated cold, uncaring dead to me capitalist puppets begging for another inch of their master's white cock social democrats. It's important they realize that there is no true left without Effectronica tackling the issues I deem important important issues they are so afraid to talk about, in fear of losing their hetero cis white male advantage.

Barlow posted:

Abrasive Irony
Leftists should treat all issues as comedic and suggest that it is beneath their dignity to actually discuss political solutions in a serious manner. Thus, with the power of snark they can avoid realizing their own privilege and that they are the main beneficiaries of a system of racist, sexist and capitalist oppression. Plus with this strategy you can drink PBR.

Gantolandon posted:

Raising awareness - it's important we let everybody know that if they disagree with us, it's only because they are afraid of hard, unpleasant truth we bring to them. Every sign of dissent means that the worm of reaction is gnawing at their souls. We must expose it and bring it to light, for there is only one way to truth and it goes through our lord and master, Effectronica.

Let us English posted:

It follows that since someone doesn't agree with DnD goons about the racism inherent in in white people making empanadas, that they deny the existence of systemic racism entirely.

Rodatose posted:

I don't think you should do this

if it's a kind of self-imposed therapy, then from the outside at least it doesn't seem like it's working. when you post long angry paragraphs at other people that are just fancy ways of telling people they should die, that just makes other people post bad at you, which makes you angry at them in a loop. You are a good person and I don't want you to be so mad all the time thanks

Small Frozen Thing posted:

Be completely unable to take a joke. I cannot stress enough how important this one is.

Miltank posted:

The left should have used gamer gate as a vehicle for the presentation of hard truths about the nature of consumer culture. Games journalism, like sports journalism and all other mouthpieces for industry, is stupid poo poo for babies.