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Aug 9, 2009

Nostalgia4Murder posted:

Well I'm probably quitting my job. The owner called me with a very combative tone that made me want to murder him.

"Oh, you think we're shady huh? We try to give you a good deal and this is what you do? Your new hours are 6pm-4am"

Calls back 2 min later

"we did pay you the extra money this paycheck"

Me "why was it $200 less than my last 3 paychecks?"

"If you have any more issues you can find somewhere else to work"

Me "okay, maybe I will"

tell that cocksucker to cram his poo poo job up his rear end in a top hat

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Aug 9, 2009

Nostalgia4Murder posted:

I may use these exact words.


E: sent

proud of u

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Aug 9, 2009

Whip Slagcheek posted:

Top Gear will live on and likely continue to thrive. Whatever Clarkson, Hammond, May go on to do will also be wildly successful. Hopefully someone like Netflix picks them up and gives them the freedom to do whatever with the show.

maybe they can have a show where clarkson punches random production dudes in the face all day

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Aug 9, 2009

this loving owns

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Aug 9, 2009

plz dont post pics of me without my permission thank in advance

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Aug 9, 2009

Helldump Immunity. posted:

rip larry u flew too close to the sun bud

who the gently caress is larry?

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Aug 9, 2009

Helldump Immunity. posted:

dude who got banned by ralp earlier. his misfortune is our entertainment.

that was a dumb as gently caress way to get banned what a dipshit

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Aug 9, 2009
this is my new poo poo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWpY1-cOMxs

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Aug 9, 2009

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

realtalk if you want to watch a good 30 for 30 watch "Slaying the Badger". I'm rewatching it and its good as hell.

thats what i call it when i spend the night at your moms

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Aug 9, 2009

:catstare::fh:

are...are those animated jpgs? im so confused right now

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Aug 9, 2009

shyduck posted:

I just received an AF IRR muster notice :laffo:

I'm not going because first off its 3 hours away, and second off I have a final literally the same day. Does anybody have experience with telling them to get hosed?

was it certified mail? if not ignore it who loving cares

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Aug 9, 2009

shyduck posted:

Nope not certified! Works for me

nothing will ever come of it and if they try to get stupid just be like sorry i never got any notice :downs:

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Aug 9, 2009

USMC503 posted:

I never got any correspondence my entire IRR time vOv

same, smepre fie :patriot:

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Aug 9, 2009

Stultus Maximus posted:

Technically since it's your responsibility to keep your contact information updated this won't work but nobody will actually bust you unless they do some absolutely insane poo poo like the Iraq war recalls.

But anyway, I think that if you're outside 150 miles you can just phone muster.

"sorry ssgt, i think it might have got thrown out in the piles of junk mail i receive"

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Aug 9, 2009

this is the best thing

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Aug 9, 2009

Rad Lieutenant posted:

Check your privilege you white cismale poo poo lord

http://www.checkmyprivilege.com/quiz


:snoop: scored 175

quote:

You may qualify for membership at ThePatriarchy
:getin:

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Aug 9, 2009

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

world ends on sunday

start picking your armageddon playlists

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5D2tj0XtDs4

thats a real mean thing to say about mothers day ab

call your mother she misses you

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Aug 9, 2009

elite_garbage_man posted:

gip q of the week:

Should i gently caress a stripper?

e: just found out she has 5 kids fuckin lol

you know what must be done

anal

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Aug 9, 2009

lmfbo

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Aug 9, 2009
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6epvLXdagUQ

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Aug 9, 2009

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

air conditioner status: shoved in my window going full blast

suck my carbon footprint from the back

air conditioner status: not needed, see fig 1

fig 1

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Aug 9, 2009

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

i had to look up what a german shoodle would look like



poor doggie :sigh:


quote:

then i saw in the google results a german shep/pomeranian mix



some pro level mutts right there

:kimchi:

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Aug 9, 2009
id love some 80 degree weather

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Aug 9, 2009
idr sounds right, dogfuckkin is his speed

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Aug 9, 2009

i thought bears were suppose to be hairy :confused:

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Aug 9, 2009

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

A recruiter on Linkedin was nice enough to send me a rejection letter today. I wish more places had the courtesy to tell you no, since I could clear that company's info out of my applications tracking sheet.

show up at your local home depot around 630am and when the guy in the pickup pulls up and shouts tres hermanos be sure to hop in the bed

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Aug 9, 2009

Helldump Immunity. posted:

Yeah just waiting for HR to give me a start date. Feels good to be back on the dark side.

quitter

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Aug 9, 2009

DustyNuts posted:



It's available.

the gently caress that even mean?

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Aug 9, 2009

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

suck
my
dick
from
the
back

:doh:

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Aug 9, 2009

Mr. Nice! posted:

She should enlist.

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Aug 9, 2009

Rad Lieutenant posted:

Im imagining this is her:



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Aug 9, 2009
no plat no masters

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Aug 9, 2009

i thought that shirt was 1 dollar and got real excited for a moment

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Aug 9, 2009

:catstare:

i read her other posts

:catstare::catstare::catstare::catstare::catstare:

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Aug 9, 2009

Bolow posted:

Aliens and Die Hard

i find it hard to believe that fury road is better than conan

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Aug 9, 2009

:agreed:

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Aug 9, 2009
lmbo at cole goin ham in this thread

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Aug 9, 2009

MassivelyBuckNegro posted:

lol at every post in the last 3 pages except for weird IRS guy

wow extremely fookin rude m8

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Aug 9, 2009
holy poo poo mad max was loving ill :black101:

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Aug 9, 2009

Cole posted:

gotta read a sci-fi book for one of my classes. i've read Ender's, 1984, Brave New World, Fahrenheit 451, and all of your typical high school assigned sci fi books. what should i look into for this class?

read a 40k novel

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