i hate southern food

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Mapparu

i ate chicken and waffles. i cant digest anything now and i am very sick.
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# ? May 10, 2015 18:22

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ham_sanitizer: professional swine bather

it sounds like you just had bad chicken and waffles...i hope this doesn't put you off them forever, because chicken and waffles is delicious.

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# ? May 10, 2015 18:25

Chill la Chill: Don't lose your gay

bojangle's made me fat(ter)

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# ? May 10, 2015 18:26

Bwee

It depends where you had it. It's just fried chicken with a waffle on the side it's not disgusting unless it's piled with powdered sugar Or something. The good places don't even put syrup or hot sauce on iitbut rather serve it on the side to let you add it to taste.

Also it's not even southern food, the modern version was invented either in harlem or los Angeles

# ? May 10, 2015 18:28

Bwee

Barbecue, gumbo, shrimp and grits, catfish, collard greens, all southern food and all delicious

# ? May 10, 2015 18:31

treasure bear

*casting a sideways glance at america* what the hell have you done with waffles

# ? May 10, 2015 18:31

Miss Psychosis

Well maybe it hates you back!!

# ? May 10, 2015 18:33

Miss Psychosis

Fried Chicken: gently caress off human being. Go back to GBS.

# ? May 10, 2015 18:33

The X-man cometh

Don't base you're feelings about southern food on chicken&waffles. There's way better things. Like ribs. And hot links and praline cookies.

# ? May 10, 2015 19:01

playground tough

Chill la Chill posted:

bojangle's made me fat(ter)

yesssssss

# ? May 10, 2015 20:12

Swizzbutt

Fried okra, fried pickles, fried dreams

# ? May 10, 2015 20:12

Qwerinty: by zen death robot

Steam up turnip greens with a potato cut in half and some hog jaw, maybe splash apple cider vinegar to taste. Do not eat the potato or hog jaw

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# ? May 10, 2015 21:05

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# ? May 10, 2015 21:10

smoobles

chicken fried steak is simultaneously my favorite food because it's delicious and my least favorite food because most places gently caress it up somehow

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# ? May 10, 2015 21:17

morning wood

chicken and waffles is not southern food :colbert:

# ? May 10, 2015 21:17

smoobles

southern food is ace for the most part

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# ? May 10, 2015 21:17

smoobles

especially tex mex (distinct from mexican food which is also A+ cuisine)

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# ? May 10, 2015 21:18

morning wood

Bwee posted:

Barbecue, gumbo, shrimp and grits, catfish, collard greens, all southern food and all delicious

this. this is southern food.

# ? May 10, 2015 21:18

oliwan: by Nyc_Tattoo

american cuisine itt smh

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# ? May 10, 2015 21:58

Mapparu

thank you for explaining. i was confused.

# ? May 10, 2015 22:14

VWVWV

smoobles posted:

chicken fried steak is simultaneously my favorite food because it's delicious and my least favorite food because most places gently caress it up somehow

chicken fried steak is the best meal to prepare for a whole room of southerners because you can cook a billion of them at a time, conveyor belt-style. you don't even have to clean the skillet once you're done; just make gravy instead.

my state's official meal (I know) is "fried okra, squash, cornbread, barbecue pork, biscuits, sausage and gravy, grits, corn, strawberries, chicken fried steak, pecan pie, and black-eyed peas".

# ? May 10, 2015 22:15

Gone Fashing: KEEP POSTIN
I'M STILL LAFFIN

thats about three different meals

# ? May 10, 2015 22:41

GEExCEE

Gone Fashing posted:

thats about three different meals

it's the south

# ? May 10, 2015 23:57

VWVWV

I neglected to mention that you're supposed to have it with a glass of milk too

# ? May 11, 2015 00:01

Loutre: ✓COMFY
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the weirdest thing i've found in southern food is that they loving suck at making gravy

it's like they can't afford meat down here so it's just a flavorless white goo

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# ? May 11, 2015 00:06

smoobles

Loutre posted:

the weirdest thing i've found in southern food is that they loving suck at making gravy

it's like they can't afford meat down here so it's just a flavorless white goo

maybe you had some bad gravy. i prefer good gravy.

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# ? May 11, 2015 00:28

tao of lmao

i had a thing once and didn't like it, therefore all of that thing is bad

# ? May 11, 2015 01:14

tao of lmao

Bwee posted:

Barbecue, gumbo, shrimp and grits, catfish, collard greens, all southern food and all delicious

oh hell yeah

# ? May 11, 2015 01:15

Mapparu

VWVWV posted:

I neglected to mention that you're supposed to have it with a glass of milk too

i had it with a glass of milk but i didnt even know that you were supposed to have chicken and waffles with a glass of milk

# ? May 11, 2015 01:48

Mapparu

Miss Psychosis posted:

Fried Chicken: gently caress off human being. Go back to GBS.

im not even a gbs poster :shrug:

# ? May 11, 2015 02:02

bacalou

i would punch a man in front of his pregnant wife if it meant the difference between getting a plate of biscuits and gravy and going hungry

# ? May 11, 2015 02:02

bacalou

throw some tapatio on these bad boys and prepare to clam

# ? May 11, 2015 02:04

Mapparu

that is a very high res picture of cement

# ? May 11, 2015 02:04

bacalou

sorry but you're wrong and if you come to my house i will give you over eight indian burns to prove this

# ? May 11, 2015 02:05

bacalou

fun fact: nobody has survived past the sixth gate of my indian burn crucible

# ? May 11, 2015 02:06

ham_sanitizer: professional swine bather

Mapparu posted:

that is a very high res picture of cement

# ? May 11, 2015 02:06

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

i have eaten food while in the south for many years.

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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# ? May 11, 2015 02:10

treasure bear

what is grits

# ? May 11, 2015 02:11

bacalou

[mapparu & ham_sanitizer voice]: oh no my organic free range lettuce had thoughts of a dorito before it died for my meal i cannot eat this where is my digestion therapy tape

# ? May 11, 2015 02:11

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pogi

bacalou posted:

fun fact: nobody has survived past the sixth gate of my indian burn crucible

my body is ready

# ? May 11, 2015 02:12

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