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Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
Hail and well met travelers. Me and the YOSPOS boys have been having a long argument, spanning many generations of our chat thread. Anyways, the question is the topic of the OP. Personally, I think it's:

1) Mustard (spicy)
2) Horseradish
3) Not sure about this slot, or the following 100
103) Epic Fail Ketchup (For Children.)

Anyways, I guess to really get to the meat (heh) of this discussion, we need to define a condiment. I didn't go to culinary school, but I did go to Cunnilungus school, AHHA. Nah, but I did go to CUCKinary school. I kid, I didn't do that either, I just like the jokes about that I read in GBS. Anyways, I thought I'd defer to the experts.

Thoughts? Best condiment?

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SymmetryrtemmyS
Jul 13, 2013

I got super tired of seeing your avatar throwing those fuckin' glasses around in the astrology thread so I fixed it to a .jpg
Chipotle aioli is up there. Good with all sorts of stuff.

Suxpool
Nov 20, 2002
I want something good to die for...to make it beautiful to live
spicy horseradish mustard (serious reply)

paraquat
Nov 25, 2006

Burp
chipotle in adobo (mixed with mayo, yoghurt, whatever)
Lao Gan Ma crispy chili
honey-mustard (50:50)
edit to add horseradish, because that stuff is good


Test Pattern
Dec 20, 2007

Keep scrolling, clod!
lately I've been on a salsa verde kick, probably because tomatillos have been like 70c/lb. A good soy sauce is amazing, tastes nothing like the colored salty water you get in the little red-top bottle.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Salt. Everything is better with salt.

The Midniter
Jul 9, 2001

Marmite, followed by mayonnaise.

rj54x
Sep 16, 2007
Hot sauce, aioli, fish sauce, spicy mustard. Not necessarily in that order.

indoflaven
Dec 10, 2009
Is butter a condiment?

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
in n out sause ANIMAL STYLE YES PLEASE!!

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...
roasted bone marrow

indoflaven
Dec 10, 2009

Nooner posted:

in n out sause ANIMAL STYLE YES PLEASE!!

So a clone of Big Mac sauce?

THE MACHO MAN
Nov 15, 2007

...Carey...

draw me like one of your French Canadian girls
Good grainy and spicy mustid. Or a good remoulade.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
IT LIKE VALVEEDA CHEESEY SAUCE

Mr. Wiggles
Dec 1, 2003

We are all drinking from the highball glass of ideology.

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...

Nooner posted:

IT LIKE VALVEEDA CHEESEY SAUCE

It looks like your shift key may be stuck.

Scientastic
Mar 1, 2010

TRULY scientastic.
🔬🍒


Dijon mustard

Chef De Cuisinart
Oct 31, 2010

Brandy does in fact, in my experience, contribute to Getting Down.
The gently caress people, the only answers are: Sriracha, Sambal Oelek, and Garlic Chili Paste. Possibly Dijon.

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



purple ketchup from heinz (for the gross factor)

ColdPie
Jun 9, 2006

Does barbecue sauce count? I vote barbecue sauce.

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...
salt is pretty good on foods

epicaricacy
Jan 19, 2015

BBQ - Carolina Style. GTFO with your Texas ketchupy slop. Memphis can hang but only on Thursdays and not past 2am.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
I like to add lime and cilantro to dishes for a "latin" kick

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...

Nooner posted:

I like to add lime and cilantro to dishes for a "latin" kick

this is actually a good tip

Pyromancer
Apr 29, 2011

This man must look upon the fire, smell of it, warm his hands by it, stare into its heart
Hrenovina sauce - tomatoes, horseradish, garlic, chili, it has everything

Rand alPaul
Feb 3, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo
Is Garum actually sold in stores or am I going to have to piss off my neighbors and make a batch of it?

Fooley
Apr 25, 2006

Blue moon of Kentucky keep on shinin'...
Katsu sauce.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
No votes for just normal yellow mustard?

Spuckuk
Aug 11, 2009

Being a bastard works



Smythe posted:

No votes for just normal yellow mustard?

As long as you're talking about the proper English set fire to your neck mustard, sure.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Spuckuk posted:

As long as you're talking about the proper English set fire to your neck mustard, sure.

English mustard is nice, but it can be a bit overpowering for some things. Dijon is good if you don't want such a strong flavour.

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004


Out here, everything hurts.




Tiggum posted:

Salt. Everything is better with salt.

Pro statement.

Fo3
Feb 14, 2004

RAAAAARGH!!!! GIFT CARDS ARE FUCKING RETARDED!!!!

(I need a hug)
Salt isn't a condiment, it's a requirement.

Yellow mustard (of the popular cheap regular kind) is crap.
I honestly can't decide between Dijon mustard, soy sauces of varying types, vinegars of various types, and chilli/garlic sauces.
I could live without most condiments, like ketchup, mayo, horseradish/fake wasabi, and BBQ sauces; but not without dijon, vinegar, soy or chilli sauces.

Fo3 fucked around with this message at 16:09 on May 14, 2015

SSJ_naruto_2003
Oct 12, 2012



Dijon mustard or maybe some kind of chili adobo. Hoisin gets a special shoutout as an ingredient more than a condiment because it smells like asian bbq sauce.

Disco Salmon
Jun 19, 2004
Little strange to most people I know...but I absolutely LOVE tamarind sauce. I use it on a ton of things and its just amazing tastewise. I use it on my burgers, and dip fries in it, and generally anywhere I would use ketchup etc I use the tamarind. I add some to my BBQ sauce and people go nuts over it...they can never figure out what it is :)

So so so good.

Fo3
Feb 14, 2004

RAAAAARGH!!!! GIFT CARDS ARE FUCKING RETARDED!!!!

(I need a hug)
Do you buy it or make it?
I've only got tamarind concentrate to use for cooking, if you make it I'd try to make a usable sauce from my concentrate. I love the sambals that have tamarind in them.

Spoon Man
Mar 15, 2003

Warm, runny egg yolk

Mr. Wiggles
Dec 1, 2003

We are all drinking from the highball glass of ideology.

Fo3 posted:

Yellow mustard (of the popular cheap regular kind) is crap.

Good on a hotdog, tho.

Brand New Malaysian Wife
Apr 5, 2007
I encourage children who are bullied to kill themselves. In fact, I get off to it. Pedophilia-snuff films are the best. More abused children need to kill themselves.
Chicken salt or Japanese Mayo

Disco Salmon
Jun 19, 2004

Fo3 posted:

Do you buy it or make it?
I've only got tamarind concentrate to use for cooking, if you make it I'd try to make a usable sauce from my concentrate. I love the sambals that have tamarind in them.

I buy it from the local Indian store. They make it fresh on site, so I go about once a week or so to get my fix. It's almost a chutney but not as chunky...it only has a few chunky bits in it.

I've tried making it myself with the concentrate but its not quite the same. Still good though!

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Ben Nevis
Jan 20, 2011

Pyromancer posted:

Hrenovina sauce - tomatoes, horseradish, garlic, chili, it has everything

This sounds good and I want to eat it.

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