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Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Whip Slagcheek posted:

Can we shift back to discussing beating people or something??

We already talked about mitt Romney

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Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Remember the Twin Peaks

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Can't waif until the media figures out that of the 20 shot in Texas a bunch were probably shot by cops.

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

At first I was happy about my high salary but then I realized I live in NYC

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Rad Lieutenant posted:

What's 1200 a month gonna get me in a nice neighborhood up there?

Rents have exploded in the last few years as newcomers have discovered that New York has a subway system that will take you to exotic locations like Queens.

1200 used to get me a huge one bedroom with full kitchen, bathroom, enormous living room and utilities included. 30 min by subway to work. If I was willing to spend 60 min traveling on the subway I had literally hundreds of cultural options ranging from dive bars to the Bronx Zoo to the Cloisters, the Met, and so on.

If you're a culture junkie who likes people NYC is p loving cool.

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

English food is the worst.

Also I just got a sous vide cooker and it owns.

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Chicago pizza is an abomination

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Whip Slagcheek posted:

DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU'VE DONE SHEP? NOW I HAVE TO SIT HERE SIDING WITH SMILING JACK.

Inshallah.

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

at the date posted:

I just can't imagine someone holding this opinion. Pizza Hut is easily the worst pizza I've ever had. I mean, that's not even a crust, it's like a salty cake soaked in grease.

I believe Branis is cursed to work in some horrid cultural wasteland where people plan their nights out around a hour's drive to a fancy place like Olive Garden or something.

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

The wonderful thing about New York is that I can get either a fancy rear end bacon apple pizza slice at gentrification prices or a 99 cent basic slice that is large enough to be used as a spinnaker on a racing yacht within one block of each other pretty much 24/7.

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Trap sprung

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Rad Lieutenant posted:

Stay strong brother the south will rise again

Only high enough to kiss a Yankees rear end

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Currently marinating pork chops: one set in Mojo, one in a cilantro sauce and dry rub Siracha & cumin on the last set. Gonna sous vide & sear tomorrow.

The rest of you can enjoy your cardboard bowl with ketchup and American cheese or whatever you uncultured swine call cuisine.

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Cmdr. Shepard posted:

Last time I tried to enjoy "city culture" I took the wife for a several hour drive into Chicago, paid $39 to park for the afternoon, idled in endless amounts of traffic, and sat in a cramped and uncomfortable seat to enjoy a live theater show that cost ~$80 a ticket, then ate at one one of the many esteemed food establishments that served food no better than what I can get in the suburbs and paid something like $18 for a goddamn burger padded with a 10.25% city food tax.

gently caress the city.

Lol tourist. City people don't do that poo poo.

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Cmdr. Shepard posted:

:jerkbag:: Uncultured swine.
:rolleyes:: Went to the city to do ~cultural~ thing.
:jerkbag:: City people don't do that.

What do city people do besides ride public transit/bicycles, take part-time art classes at the city community college, and work 2 part-time jobs as waiters/barristas while barely breaking even on rent and spending the remaining money on cigarettes and weed?

This would probably be a bad time to mention all the free & cheap poo poo in the city.

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

New Horizons almost at Pluto, I am excited about this and wanted to share.

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Oh my god uniforms and grooming standards that's just adorable

Also after 170 years Bratton has authorized blue pens wrap it up boys it's all anarchy from here on out :911:

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

What about fax machines?

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

How's the pension?

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Red storm rising on Dosbox

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Cmdr. Shepard posted:

As for vahakyla, whip, smiling jack, and n4i, it's up against the wall for them.

I'm pretty sure I'm more heavily armed than you are Shep.

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Cmdr. Shepard posted:

You can stop a man but you can't stop an idea.

Please explain this to your austerity minded overlords TIA

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

I HUFF KOCH COCK AND IT TASTES LIKE FREEDOM

edit: thread is now all about new username / av / red text for Shep

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

I met a Moorish Law Sovereign Citizen today and they're even crazier than the vanilla version. :allears:

Yes, windows were smashed.

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Cop gay. So What posted:

Subways like the only place to eat where I can make sure they don't spit in my food or worse

Plainclothes :smug:

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Homie S posted:

I'd rather eat my own vomit.

What the hell is USCIS?

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Cop gay. So What posted:

A black man that is a cop and also supports cops = extremely conservative got it.

Jesus Shep, you at least used to put a little effort into your shtick, now you're just mailing it in.

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Cop gay. So What posted:

That last probation I got, for no reason at all, kinda changed my outlook so I don't really give a gently caress anymore.

I used to get six hour probations for calling whip a bitch suck it up

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Shep needs a hug.

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Whip Slagcheek posted:

Lol if you worked today

All hands on deck, days off canceled

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

My radio is so bad I can't talk to other people in the same department that I am much less other departments or, God forbid, EMS or Fire.

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Whip Slagcheek posted:

What's that? You're being charged with first degree murder? You can't make bail? Ah well, we can let you go home with an ankle monitor. You'll behave right? :suicide:

http://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/Judge-in-Md-Murder-Trial-I-Dont-Believe-Bail-System-Is-Fair-316062181.html

Around here you don't even need an ankle monitor.

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.


I assume he's taking about cricket or something

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Whip Slagcheek posted:

:siren: Police officer at the National Institute of Standards and Technology was caught cooking meth. At work. Because his meth lab exploded. :siren:

http://wtop.com/montgomery-county/2015/07/explosion-at-md-federal-campus-may-have-drug-connection/

I love how this country doesn't want a Federal police force so every Fed agency out there has to have its own uniform service: NASA, FHA, FBI uniform division (lol) and so on.

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

.

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Shooting Blanks posted:

You still haven't addressed my initial point, dude. Let's get back to that article - why should civilians be treated like "the enemy" and why is this "a war" ???

No war but class war and apparently most of the civilians in America have been deluded into voting republican so law enforcement, the last remaining bastion of socialist Union solidarity must band together and fight a most glorious war of enlightenment against the ignorant masses.

Hail satan.

Smiling Jack fucked around with this message at 13:53 on Jul 22, 2015

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.


Hail satan

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

DrakeriderCa posted:

Let's hold hands during the singing of The Internationale

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Pensionable overtime :hellyeah:

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Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Cop gay. So What posted:

Holy poo poo no wonder pensions are hosed.
Pensions aren't hosed.

Some pensions are hosed because of lying sacks of poo poo like Chris Christe who borrow from pension funds to cover budget shortfalls and then say the pension is underfunded while also claiming that they balanced the budget.

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