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Awesome!

Ready for adventure!


wait, you're supposed to eat them?

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fema crisis actor

bweee-ooo-eee-ooo-eee-ooo

Awesome! posted:

wait, you're supposed to eat them?

They're actually for shooting out of your nose, most people get this wrong

mags

I am a congenital optimist.
as we all know, beans are essential for heart health

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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fema crisis actor

bweee-ooo-eee-ooo-eee-ooo
This was in the bathroom at this bar I am at, but it is at another bar



It is in texas

alnilam

i only buy the finest imported buckets

fema crisis actor

bweee-ooo-eee-ooo-eee-ooo
Since the death of Stradivarius, the main export of Germany's Black Forest has been beer buckets

fema crisis actor

bweee-ooo-eee-ooo-eee-ooo
I'm sorry my bucket post was dumb. I got some things wrong.

So, um, i add a roasted red pepper to my chili, for depth.

alnilam

okay fine you asked for it here it is

soak 1.5 cups dry beans (black, pinto?) overnyte

1 med onion, finely chopped
1/2 - 1 bell pepper, diced
a few cloves garlic
1 tsp cumin
1.5 tsp paprika
1/2 tsp thyme
1/2 tsp sage
1 tsp oreg
cayenne

sautee veggies, add spices at end of sautee... you can do this the night before and fridge it and have the spicy veggie mix ready to go in the morning

1/2 cup lentils (green i guess?)
1 cup dry TVP
6oz can tomato paste
some black pepper
5 cups BOILING water

add all to slow cooker, cook on low for 8 hrs or high for 5



ty manifisto

GEExCEE

Martian Scientist[future]: Beans were known in American culture as "the Musical Fruit"

A Tin Of Beans

Awesome! posted:

i am anti-beans

wow..

RudeCat

The rudest cat for the rudest jobs


Vinegar. Put a small amount of vinegar in your chili.

i am he

Awesome! posted:

i dont like beans in chili or in general

me neither

i am he

except the beans they put in breakfast across the pond

Afro Doug

i love to share my chili recipe with people. the only problem is i have to kill them after i tell them.

Savage For The Winjun


i am he posted:

except the beans they put in breakfast across the pond

no breakfast beans here in america sorry

joke_explainer


i am he posted:

me neither

i'm sad because my dream of making chili for i am he is dashed.

i am he

i'll just eat around the beans and not fuss. like an adult.

GEExCEE

i am he posted:

i'll just eat around the beans and not fuss. like an adult.

a real adult would just Eat the drat Beans

GEExCEE

*robed and hooded occultists chanting* Eat the Beans! Eat the Beans!

i am he

i'll swallow the beans, but not chew. its the principle of the matter.

GEExCEE

I can Respect that

GEExCEE

man's gotta have a code

GEExCEE

it's okay if you don't like beans, i am he, I was just kidding. I don't know what a real adult would do, because I'm a teen

Sizone

by LadyAmbien
pee in a girls butt. that is recipe for child

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Al Borland

by XyloJW
I would not hide my great recipe.

To add to your list of things that are good in chili,

Potato.

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ChairmanMeow

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!

Al Borland posted:

I would not hide my great recipe.

To add to your list of things that are good in chili,

Potato.

we may be stearing back into stew

joke_explainer


ChairmanMeow posted:

we may be stearing back into stew

i didn't even loving know how to respond to that. potatoes don't go in chili.

Al Borland

by XyloJW

joke_explainer posted:

i didn't even loving know how to respond to that. potatoes don't go in chili.

cube it and ti gets sooo soft. It absorbs all the chili flavor.

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Awesome!

Ready for adventure!


tofu chili

joke_explainer


Al Borland posted:

cube it and ti gets sooo soft. It absorbs all the chili flavor.

It's weird you were so shocked and repulsed by alnilam's dumpster diving post when apparently all you eat is garbage... just kidding, I'm sure its good, but it just seems profoundly weird to me. like everything that goes into the chili should concentrate flavors, not dilute them into flavorless things, but i guess if you really like the texture of soft potato chunks.

mags

I am a congenital optimist.
as much as i enjoy potato i will not be putting it in my chili

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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Al Borland

by XyloJW

CAT BRUSH posted:

as much as i enjoy potato i will not be putting it in my chili

:smith:

Its so nice though...

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mags

I am a congenital optimist.
i will eat potatoes along with chili but the chili will be sans potato in the recipe.

if you happen to have some baked steak fries or some sort of cut potato, dipping it in your chili is ok, as long as the primary mode of chili consumption remains directly, with a spoon

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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Al Borland

by XyloJW

CAT BRUSH posted:

i will eat potatoes along with chili but the chili will be sans potato in the recipe.

if you happen to have some baked steak fries or some sort of cut potato, dipping it in your chili is ok, as long as the primary mode of chili consumption remains directly, with a spoon

what if it was a deep fried potato shapedl ike a spoon?

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drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack

Awesome! posted:

i dont like beans in chili or in general

What happened to you as a child to make you this messed up dude?

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drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack

CAT BRUSH posted:

i will eat potatoes along with chili but the chili will be sans potato in the recipe.

if you happen to have some baked steak fries or some sort of cut potato, dipping it in your chili is ok, as long as the primary mode of chili consumption remains directly, with a spoon

Making chili with potatoes in the recipe shows a lack of integrity in my opinion.

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Sizone

by LadyAmbien
recipe for "gently caress you, dad" chili

2 cups lucky charms
5 girl scout samoas cookies
1-2 cups chocolate milk

in a large bowl pour in your lucky charms, break the samoas up on top of them, cover in chocolate milk

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Sizone posted:

recipe for "gently caress you, dad" chili

2 cups lucky charms
5 girl scout samoas cookies
1-2 cups chocolate milk

in a large bowl pour in your lucky charms, break the samoas up on top of them, cover in chocolate milk

hahahahaha

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drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack
I'm crying for you sizone, for this thing you have done to yourself.

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