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Mapparu

There are some ants in my carpet! I've decided to give them some names.

Here is a picture.

To the bottom left:

Samantha: Extremely timid, away from the other ants.

To the middle:

Alex: Basically the leader. He seems really smart.
Daniel: He's carrying the body of his dead friend! I hope you guys at home can salute him for his dedication! Truly inspiring.
Karen: Boy! She is a runner, she is running really fast! Wow!

To the upper right:

Mary: She likes to stay still, or she is dead I can't tell.
Mario: He is hanging around, he is just walking. Chill dude from the looks of it.
Kalya: After I took this picture she ran to the wall! Very fast but, not as fast as Karen.

# ? Jun 10, 2015 22:06

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# ? May 17, 2024 06:15

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

all of these ants sound white

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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# ? Jun 10, 2015 22:07

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

white, liberally-minded upper-middle class ants

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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# ? Jun 10, 2015 22:08

that ivy guy

i don't see any of em op

# ? Jun 10, 2015 22:10

Mapparu

VineST posted:

i don't see any of em op

Here is Jason! He got scared of the camera!

CAT BRUSH posted:

white, liberally-minded upper-middle class ants

They are garden ants. I don't know their social status but, they seem like a really cool bunch to hang out with!

# ? Jun 10, 2015 22:16

Qwerinty: by zen death robot

if you give them treats once in awhile, they'll do tricks for you. you could become a traveling act, "mapparu and her astonishing ants"

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# ? Jun 10, 2015 22:21

Mapparu

Qwerinty posted:

if you give them treats once in awhile, they'll do tricks for you. you could become a traveling act, "mapparu and her astonishing ants"

*snaps my fingers* and a 1 and a 2 and a 1 2 3... *my ants start playing jazz*

# ? Jun 10, 2015 22:24

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

leave it to white middle class ants to appropriate black ant music

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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# ? Jun 10, 2015 22:38

Mapparu

i came back home and they are gone!

# ? Jun 11, 2015 00:20

pig slut lisa: irl is good

drat, this thread was over before i even started it :smith:

# ? Jun 11, 2015 00:26

problematic hug

all the little worker and soldier ants you see are female.. only drones are male and they have wings [not to be confused with new queens which also have wings..] and they're only around for the mating season.

# ? Jun 11, 2015 00:32

Mapparu

problematic hug posted:

all the little worker and soldier ants you see are female.. only drones are male and they have wings [not to be confused with new queens which also have wings..] and they're only around for the mating season.

oh ok. the more you know.

pig slut lisa posted:

drat, this thread was over before i even started it

i just found them they moved up the wall

# ? Jun 11, 2015 00:44

Salmiakki

problematic hug posted:

all the little worker and soldier ants you see are female.. only drones are male and they have wings [not to be confused with new queens which also have wings..] and they're only around for the mating season.

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