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Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

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May 9, 2006

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MizPiz posted:

Can someone explain Doobie? I get most of the what, but I'm lost on the why.


Nobody knows why. Just go with it.

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May 9, 2006

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Bip Roberts posted:

People in The Onion are the worst?



http://www.theonion.com/article/horrifying-police-body-camera-footage-clearly-show-50966

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May 9, 2006

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He's white.

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May 9, 2006

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Stultus Maximus posted:

(it's a parody account)



I want Everdraed to make his eyes dance around.

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May 9, 2006

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MizPiz posted:

loving endorsed. Best Obama could do was a kickstarter for Shenmue 3.

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May 9, 2006

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Scratch Monkey posted:

Imgur is going nuts cheerleading police while they beat up protestors.

http://imgur.com/gallery/gxWX0v6

THAT'LL TEACH YOU TO DEMAND DIGNITY!

I hate this poo poo because it's always "what if an ambulance gets blocked?!" like they really care. They just want people not to complain while they're getting stomped on by society.

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May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

It's Chie god drat make the right choice, Trump.

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May 9, 2006

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Hi I'm Chandler could I BE wearing any more clothes?

https://vine.co/v/eI5rBHu1aUP

And if that doesn't count

Push El Burrito fucked around with this message at 18:41 on Sep 3, 2015

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May 9, 2006

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May 9, 2006

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So happy gay marriage is resuming :allears:

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May 9, 2006

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Rand alPaul posted:

According to reddit this is Bernie Sanders walking to work today.



Biggie got his back.

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May 9, 2006

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Armyman25 posted:

Yup, here's the poor victim nearly killing a police officer.



Cops should probably be out for justice and not revenge.

Of course that doesn't happen.

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May 9, 2006

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There's nothing Tim & Eric do that isn't genius.

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May 9, 2006

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Panty Saluter posted:

black kid playing with toy gun, murdered in cold blood in mere seconds. no charges.

white kid drives drunk, kills four people, gets probation because being rich is boring and stuff you guys.

Fortunately the Mexican authorities have him now and I can't imagine their sympathy for overprivileged white kids runs quite so deep.

e: woops this thread is where I heard about that :downsgun:



Not really the same. Now if, say, a bunch of grown men and women pointed actual guns at federal agents



Or if he had an actual gun and stood there threatening the police and society in general

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQwlfXdDDYA

Or if he actually started shooting the cops with the plastic pellets in the toy gun

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JE059hTqPJU

Or if he had an actual gun and started shooting at people's cars and pointing it at police when they showed up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yy6EVbrBpOY

that would be different. There's one common theme that runs between all of these people that's different from Tamir Rice. Something that kept the police from just instantly shooting them and instead trying to calm them down and take them alive. Weird.

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May 9, 2006

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spacetoaster posted:

Actually they are now selling those toys on Ebay. So people sending them toys are actually helping to fund them.



This is why you open the dildo package first. Who's gonna buy a used dildo?

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Stone Cold tools around his ranch with his cool dogs and drinks a bunch of wine.



Stone Cold is the best.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Slap some razors on a baseball cap and just start beating people with it. Why not.

https://vine.co/v/i1AnvX0D0Zd

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May 9, 2006

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No wonder Barack won that match.

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May 9, 2006

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Boner Zone posted:

hahaha saw this terrible piece and didn't notice the 88, though I saw the celtic cross and came to the same conclusion. The worst part was her son or whatever stumbling through his pro-Trump script while phonebanking :cripes:





I liked Hillary in this. It made perfect sense considering their worship of powerful women. Abbi has a legit Oprah tattoo on her back.

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May 9, 2006

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pillsburysoldier posted:

Kansas also has a bill to pay bounty hunters to hunt and catch transgender people 'using the wrong bathrooms.'

Whoa whoa whoa, if I move to Kansas I can get a job where I just stand at urinals and look at cocks all day? Sign me the gently caress up.

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May 9, 2006

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I AM THE EATER OF MARGINS



My favorite thing in the world is wrestlers being wrestlers outside of wrestling.

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May 9, 2006

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I love racists' hats.



Push El Burrito fucked around with this message at 22:34 on Apr 8, 2016

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May 9, 2006

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Gears of War's graphics are getting so lifelike.

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May 9, 2006

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System Metternich posted:

He "just wants to rally with other men" and "have a go at things"? Pretty sure this is coded language for gay hookups, not that there's anything wrong with that :gay:

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May 9, 2006

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I love that he even highlighted himself by wearing blue.

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May 9, 2006

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Hillary so devoted to the memory of 9/11 she herself collapsed.

https://vine.co/v/5WQEtLDTMJb

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May 9, 2006

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The dude at the end.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2tLyqfJd54

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May 9, 2006

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Which is funny because RT will be the one to release the pee pee tape.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

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May 9, 2006

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These loss edits are getting more and more abstract.

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May 9, 2006

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Whoa wait a second, THAT'S where Trey Gowdy got his start?

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May 9, 2006

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May 9, 2006

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BeanpolePeckerwood posted:

Police are terrible but rule number 1 of being arrested is 'remain calm'





or...you can withhold consent like a very cool person :coolfish:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUgmc7kKqOI

Those police showed remarkable restraint for some reason. Something that ties all these people together.


evil_bunnY posted:

Rule number one is shut your loving mouth you self-incriminating bastard.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-7o9xYp7eE

My mother prosecutes DUIs and has told me her best evidence is always dashcam footage of people admitting they've "had a few" before driving.

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May 9, 2006

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Scratch Monkey posted:

If he wins I wonder which day of the year will become the newest holiday: National gently caress wit Dre Day



Dre Remembrance Day

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May 9, 2006

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Rugoberta Munchu posted:

He deleted it again. Now that's comedy!



Weird how the difference is the other person saying "yes".

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May 9, 2006

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I'm a big fan of Cool Shirtman as of right now. That's a hell of a good name.

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May 9, 2006

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2018 is already a fantastic year. On the first day. THE FIRST DAY, it was announced there's another new frog.



http://www.thehindu.com/todays-paper/tp-national/tp-andhrapradesh/new-night-frog-species-found/article22340515.ece

Always remember no matter how bad things get, new frogs are being found constantly.

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