Fister Roboto posted:

Servers up exactly on time. Well done, Square.

Creeping Chaos posted:

I can see my characters on Odin (Aether dataserver) but not on Excalibur.

I just wanna play your game Yoshi!

orange juche posted:

gently caress my life

Apparently this is a recurring error and there is no fix for it, tried deleting the patch files, tried using a VPN, tried restarting all of my network equipment.

Pyroxene Stigma posted:

Really, there's no end to my whining.

Potato Jones posted:

Normal Alex: There are 4 floors, each of which drops various items that can be turned in for loot in Idyllshire. You can only take one piece per floor per week. Each floor drops two chests.

That's it. The people outlining the optimal loot path, etc., are outlining which pieces to get from where to provide the theoretical fewest runs possible for them. In practice, this means little as statics are running each floor way too many times to get everyone the pieces they need.

The breakdown of floors/parts is like this:


Bolt x1 = Accessory
Chain x1 = Belt
Pedal x2 = Feet
Crank x2 = Hands
Lens x2 = Head
Spring x4 = Legs
Shaft x4 = Chest

So, you have people who are only doing Shaft from Alex 4, aiming to get the Chest after 4 weeks, meaning that any run in which Crank & Spring drop does not benefit them. Similarly, if three people in a group want Shaft from A4 and two drop, at least one more A4 has to be done.

It's not convoluted, per se, just stupid and wasteful.

Chyea posted:

A small sample of the struggle of A3S.

Tenzarin posted:

Nevereap is fun and I'm a Blm!

Countblanc posted:

She was never cool

GreyjoyBastard posted:

Just finished the story.

- The Flagship dungeon's last boss is a real fucker to heal.
- The cutscene after it is extremely .
- Popehat, why must you abandon us? I wanted you for my pretty princess collection.
- Estinien, you are a dumbass. I wish Ysayle was here to slap you / tackle you bodily to the ground.
- The voiceacting owns in Heavensward from pretty much start to finish. Aymeric's "uh, and who would you be, Mr Nice Dragon" was fantastic, and I relatedly got mild chills from everyone kneeling to Midgardsormr.
- No loving onscreen monument to Ysayle? <>

- Of course everyone else carries a medieval weapon and Merlwyb carries a double-barrreled shotgun-pistol. The fascist expansionist admiral of my heart.

Edit: - And, naturally, the post-credits stinger. The Emissary sounds so disappointed. Also, Team Evil On The Moon.

Etrips posted:

This is going to sound dumb, but how do you glamour items?

more like dICK posted:

I like Aurum Vale tbh. Trash tier dungeons for me are totorak and halatali. I like everything else.

cheetah7071 posted:

Korean-version exclusive outfits.

I am mad about this.

sword_man.gif posted:

short answer: no

long answer: no, and how do you have such a poor loving grasp of what "separate, segregated servers" means

The Chairman posted:

GMs do take harassment seriously in this game, especially in duty finder. There was some GM confusion about it earlier on, with some GMs saying any votekick reason is legitimate, but they've tightened enforcement of it lately.

Gizmo Chicken posted:

3.1 dungeon gear, courtesy of Facebook.

Left to right: Caster, Tank, Ninja, Dragoon, Healer, Monk, Bard/Machinist

MikeyLikesIt posted:

Came back for the Halloween event, how funny would it be if you fed one of the monsters a cookie and they didn't turn back into a kid, cause it turns out they really were a monster the whole time!

hire me to write, Square Enix

Thundarr posted:

Anecdotally, I finally got around to getting MCH 50 last night. It's a ton of fun just running circles past hordes of monsters while chucking grenados and spread shots, and I can completely understand people hitting 52 and being bummed out that they are now expected to just stand still and turret. Even though it is far more effective at actually killing things.

VictorKordes posted:

Guys help I did the math in my head but am still unsure, maintenance should be done by 10pm EST tonight?

sword_man.gif posted:

Dross posted:

Am I handicapping myself by playing with a controller? Being able to sit comfortably is very appealing.

drunk asian neighbor posted:

You jest but this is basically how all chests worked in FFXII

e: I think the Zodiac Spear chest in that game had something like a 10% chance of spawning, then a 10% chance of it containing an item and not 20 gil, then a 10% chance of it actually containing the spear. Something absurd like that

e2: not to mention for that chest specifically there were 4 other chests throughout the game that you had to leave untouched, otherwise the Zodiac Spear chest wouldn't spawn at all. The game gives you absolutely zero indication of which those 4 chests are. All 4 appear in normal areas where you would automatically assume to open them.

Mr. Wedenhart posted: