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Looke

http://www.theguardian.com/film/2015/jul/09/marisa-tomei-spider-man-aunt-too-hot-twitter-backlash

# ? Jul 9, 2015 16:29

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# ? May 5, 2024 21:00

DeepQantas: Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...

Is she actually like 15 without the makeup or something?

Maybe they want a younger aunt may so that when they make a third film six years from n... pfft haha they'll just do another reboot.

DeepQantas fucked around with this message at 16:39 on Jul 9, 2015

# ? Jul 9, 2015 16:35

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

weird toppings guy posted:

http://www.theguardian.com/film/2015/jul/09/marisa-tomei-spider-man-aunt-too-hot-twitter-backlash

quote:

Clown director Jon Watts is taking charge of the film, the first to be part of the wider Marvel cinematic universe, despite rival studio Sony also retaining an interest.

clown director

# ? Jul 9, 2015 16:37

GEExCEE

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# ? Jul 9, 2015 16:38

joke_explainer

Yeah this one is a mystery to me. I doubt they surveyed Spider-Man fans and they said the problem with the previous movie was the "old and busted" Aunt May and that they wanted a hotter, younger Aunt May as a priority. Unless they accidentally surveyed, like, Doc Ock or Mole Man.

# ? Jul 9, 2015 17:31

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

i like my aunt may liver-spotted and reeking of piss, like my coffee

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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# ? Jul 9, 2015 17:49

Chill la Chill: Don't lose your gay

I'm troubled by the implication that you can't have hot post-menopausal women

Apparently I'm #1 Kotori fan

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# ? Jul 9, 2015 18:08

dogcrash truther

Someone post the leaked Sony Spider-Man email

# ? Jul 9, 2015 18:38

dogcrash truther

# ? Jul 9, 2015 18:42

dogcrash truther

NOT a homosexual!!!

# ? Jul 9, 2015 18:43

dogcrash truther

Spidey thought

Hey Amy - just a couple of rando thoughts from 35,000 LAX-JFK:

- A rising trend we see with Millennials are the really extreme forms of experiential exercise like Tough Mudder (a sort of filthy triathalon), the Color Run and even things like Hot Power Yoga, veganism etc. Millennials will often post “N.B.D.” on their social media after doing it , as in No Big Deal, also known as the “humble brag”.....wondering if Spidey could get into that in some way....he’s super athletic, bendy, strong, intense....and it’s all NBD to him, of course.

- EDM (electronic dance music) is the defining music for Millennials. Wondering if there’s an EDM angle somewhere with Spidey? His movements are beautiful, would be awesome with a killer DJ behind it

- Snapchat just launched a “story” functionality, which is sort of “day in the life of me” told in a series of snapchats that expire after 24 hours. It has a very VIP quality about it, since invitation only. Getting invited into Spidey’s Snapchat circle would be huge, and very buzzworthy and cool.

# ? Jul 9, 2015 18:44

ron color

lol

# ? Jul 9, 2015 18:46

Looke

for clarity sake I would have hosed any of the aunt mays

# ? Jul 9, 2015 18:47

dogcrash truther

lol there was actually another paragraph after the Spider-Man stuff, I guess news articles cut it out because it wasn't relevant, but here it is:

Also on American Hustle, I was thinking (and it may be way too late for this), it would be awesome to get all the cool fashion brands to do a huge 70s style collab.....Urban Outfitters, Free People, American Apparel etc. They're sort of leaning 70's already, Macklemore hitting it a bit with Thrift

# ? Jul 9, 2015 18:47

real_slime: by Lowtax

the only weird thing about this to me is they're getting marisa tomei to play old ladies now i guess cos she is 50 and cannot be sexy anymore or something

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# ? Jul 9, 2015 18:47

ron color

dogcrash truther posted:

Spidey thought

Hey Amy - just a couple of rando thoughts from 35,000 LAX-JFK:

- A rising trend we see with Millennials are the really extreme forms of experiential exercise like Tough Mudder (a sort of filthy triathalon), the Color Run and even things like Hot Power Yoga, veganism etc. Millennials will often post “N.B.D.” on their social media after doing it , as in No Big Deal, also known as the “humble brag”.....wondering if Spidey could get into that in some way....he’s super athletic, bendy, strong, intense....and it’s all NBD to him, of course.

- EDM (electronic dance music) is the defining music for Millennials. Wondering if there’s an EDM angle somewhere with Spidey? His movements are beautiful, would be awesome with a killer DJ behind it

- Snapchat just launched a “story” functionality, which is sort of “day in the life of me” told in a series of snapchats that expire after 24 hours. It has a very VIP quality about it, since invitation only. Getting invited into Spidey’s Snapchat circle would be huge, and very buzzworthy and cool.

dogcrash truther posted:

lol there was actually another paragraph after the Spider-Man stuff, I guess news articles cut it out because it wasn't relevant, but here it is:

Also on American Hustle, I was thinking (and it may be way too late for this), it would be awesome to get all the cool fashion brands to do a huge 70s style collab.....Urban Outfitters, Free People, American Apparel etc. They're sort of leaning 70's already, Macklemore hitting it a bit with Thrift

didnt you just make this up

# ? Jul 9, 2015 18:48

treasure bear

they real ron

# ? Jul 9, 2015 18:49

Qwerinty: by zen death robot

CAT BRUSH posted:

i like my aunt may liver-spotted and reeking of piss, like my coffee

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# ? Jul 9, 2015 18:49

ron color

treasure bear posted:

they real ron

lol

# ? Jul 9, 2015 18:51

dogcrash truther

ron color posted:

didnt you just make this up

Nope but here's a good thread where we had fun with it http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3715875

# ? Jul 9, 2015 18:54

ron color

oh hey i posted in that, ty... sally field if youre reading this and you dont want to be in my movie please send me back the script

# ? Jul 9, 2015 18:59

treasure bear

dogcrash truther posted:

Nope but here's a good thread where we had fun with it http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3715875

someone better bump or goldmine that contest winning thread before it slips into the doom zone

# ? Jul 9, 2015 18:59

dogcrash truther

It's a contest winner so it should be goldmined. I'm on my phone though so iks please do it

# ? Jul 9, 2015 19:06

saboten

dogcrash truther posted:

It's a contest winner so it should be goldmined. I'm on my phone though so iks please do it

i did it probably

thank u bacalou

# ? Jul 9, 2015 19:12

i am he

thank you for respecting me and doing it

# ? Jul 9, 2015 20:16

GEExCEE

*gay spiderman smoking weed with his teen bf: gently caress!

# ? Jul 9, 2015 20:39

GEExCEE

- good boy
- doesn't swear excessively/no really bad curse words
- says his prayers in the evenings, and hates the Devil
- always says "please" and "thank you"
- doesn't gently caress kids

# ? Jul 9, 2015 20:40

GEExCEE

*fully heterosexual spiderman who doesn't do drugs*: I'm going to crash a car and gently caress a 17 year old after I get my hands on the Green Goblin! *queues up some EDM on his android phone*

# ? Jul 9, 2015 20:42