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Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

Please put me in your masterpiece. Have me smearing some poo poo on an easel and my dialogue be something like "Political cartoons.", and if you look at the easel it's just some crosshatching with the word "DEBT" in the middle.

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Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

http://gaurav.munjal.us/Universal-L...er=on&ammo=none

a sprite sheet for my gay character

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

Here's a track for the game (click the album cover to listen to the .mid)

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

a starwar betamax posted:

I just hope there are like a dozen meters you have to keep balanced.......

hunger - goons need constant nourishment. Its like Armstrong in his prime. Chow down on poky sticks, sardines, burgs, etc
Aspergers - feed your sperg lots of firefly spaceship diagrams and sonic fan art or he dies
Irony - every time you give a sensier answer in a dialogue instead of a callous quip.... This meter takes a hit. Get to the bottom and you turn into a gbs 1.0 zombie
Fatigue - intense activites such as walking and eating really bring this meter down.
Insanity (fill up the meter for MELTDOWN)

any answer you give other than "im gay" or "lol cucked" moves you closer to E/N. empty the irony meter and you are teleported to a lovely GBS subforum level which you need to escape to continue

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

There is going to be a Zybourne Clock/Johnny Five-Aces/Four balls on a cliff reference, right? Sorry if I missed it.

Don't add it until the end, either. It's bad luck otherwise. You'd never finish the game!

I think he should put the entirety of Demon Rush in as a game within a game

Edit: including printer driver support and the hebrew character set

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

Irrational Bees posted:

You should stop "Developing" this "Game" and repent for your sins maybe?

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

:byewhore:

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

Here is an enemy for your game, he can show up in random mobs or whatever.

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

where's the latest dev diary?

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

just release the game already

this is turning into the Zybourne Clock all over again and it's breaking my heart

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

im disappointed in u, windows

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Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

social vegan posted:

alright got a cool idea: u could finish the game

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

bought the cool sword on tutorial island, got banned

deleted this game straight off my drive

would listen to pokemon tune 18 times in a row again

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

Fansy posted:

You've set the bar so low that everyone believes it's possible!

This but now it's ironic

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

Windows 98 posted:

So I passed the torch to forums user ROFLburger. He is gonna try and contribute because I have a life and things. So until he does some stuff have fun playing what's already up and running (and also broken as hell). Version 1.0.5. Playing in the large resoution mode will break the backgrounds while fighting things and needs to be fixed. No I do not know why you can't walk on parts of the grass in the tutorial island. The White Knight is the only classed thats some what tuned. And overall you won't have any fun.

https://drive.google.com/open?id=0BziYfunRaV1tcU1jQ2EwSkhjUFE

ROFLburger where are you posting your dev diaries for this exciting goon project?

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

i already said i took over production of this game

coming 2 a pc near you in 2016

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

8 track betamax posted:

How will yu be handleing perma-death in this rougelike?

the game will be so badly coded it will break the computer and possibly give the player an electric shock

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

it's emergent game play in a procedurally generated rogue-like sandbox with survival and crafting mechanics, steam greenlight desura indie retro 8-bit graphics and chip tunes and all that other poo poo that people pretend to love for some reason.

play as who ever you want and do anything as long as you want to play as a goon and do nothing

q3 2016

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

8 track betamax posted:

but will it use voxels?

i'm not sure I know what a voxel is but i can say definitively that the answer is "yes"

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

Absurd Alhazred posted:

If SIB moves development to Unity3d, Android deployment shouldn't be too hard.

i know what all those words mean and it will happen in that way and in that order.

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

i wish i could be apart of this game but i picked up the rights to it so i have to shovel some poo poo out

Applewhite posted:

Make sure to add a sad kingdom where ITT threads are forbidden.

also when coach and nooner set up their profiles the game locks them out until they pay :10bux: to continue for another six hours or so

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

Windows 98 posted:

This game is deader than Bruce Wayne's parents guys.



im loving working on it

and since when have you branched out into batman expertise, spiderguy?

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Hello, I am a sounds and musics generator. How many musics does this game need? I charge by the kilogram (I'm Canadian :canada:)

about 15kg should do it, dump it out back and look under the trash can for your :10bux:

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

Windows 98 posted:

This game is deader than Uncle Ben

oh, so you're saying it's deader than Wulf Sternhammer (I only understand strontium dog and judge dredd references)


Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Well drat, I WANT to get paid for this, but I also don't want to bankrupt the whole operation. :ohdear:

it's $10 canadian, the used sandwich bag it's crumpled up inside is worth more

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

when i've finished the cyoa i will make this dead gay game, that'll show you

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

8 track betamax posted:

So pumped for this also how will you be handling the crafting mechanics?

yes!


ishikabibble posted:

Will there be hats?

sure!


symbolic posted:

i have no idea what any of this is about or if anything has gotten done, but i couldn't miss the opportunity to stroke my ego by being put into a dead gay RPG. sign me up as an NPC.

ok!

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

Saint Isaias Boner posted:

i am picking up development on that video game windows was making

it's going to be called "Someting Awful : The Last Mod" and you get to play asd shovel boy

Saint Isaias Boner posted:

don't play putty's version he doesn't have my artistic vision or fortitude and it'll jsut be a mario 64 reskin

i reiterate Putty is stepping all over my intellectual property and i'll kick your rear end if you play hsi games

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Could you link to his version so that I... uh.... can report it to the USPTO?

no, get out of here man

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

Applewhite posted:

Will I be able to pilot my own starship and have other players be crew on my starship?

yes

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

Applewhite posted:

Will there be a toilet peripheral that scans the poops I take and renders them real-time into my ship's toilet?

this is going to be the Best drat Forums Simulator Ever (BDFSE) so of course

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

nigga crab pollock posted:

oh wow rpg maker what is this 1999 and are you 12

no i've moved development on to a different engine

this will be an immersive gaming experience much better than whatever Putty is doing

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

im not using sprites for my version

in fact i would like to thank you all for your contributions that you made to this game in its previous dev phase but they're all going in the bin and i'm never looking at them

maybe putty might steal them but they're still my IP so he shouldn't

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

Hogge Wild posted:

my vertsion will be voxel based

don't play HW's version either it's even more copyright infringey than putty's version if that's possible

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

Applewhite posted:

Are you serious about not using sprites and, if so, are there other art assets I can contribute to the game?

It's just that I'm worried this game will be dangerously low on tits otherwise.

it's something awful and its based on the life of the mod that never was so yes the tit situation will be critically low without your help

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

Brimstone Inquiry posted:

Well I'm posting in this thread to be immortalized in a game somehow.

But looking at my name, an NPC would not be enough. It must be a concept, a trial within a flaming dungeon or inquisition scenario if you have those.

no it's mostly just typing in a web forum

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

making GBS threads your pants is no game friendo

it's an art

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

Hogge Wild posted:

lol are you still on speaking terms with win98?

lol

E: christ nooner, fix your av

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

if anyone ever plays putty's game or BASTARD hogge wild's i'll kick their boys up into their abdominal cavity and that#s my personal guarantee from me to you

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

8 track betamax posted:

I'm colorblind op... so will your game include options for those with colorblindness, like myself?

i'll answer on behaldf of the op who is indisposed

yes there will be a special "dog mode" for our colorblind friends

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

yes sure why not!

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Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

social vegan posted:

bcuz i'm the only one that still has 1

at Computergamesman Games we care about even our most out of date, old and retarded gamers

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