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i've been laughing at how this mexican drug kingpin paid people to dig him out of jail and give him a motorcycle to escape with i hope ross ulbricht gets cnn and wishes he did more than joke about planning a helicopter rescue in advance of his obvious incarceration
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# ¿ Jul 15, 2015 21:12 |
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# ¿ May 19, 2024 04:49 |
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Tanith posted:is there any fiction out there where this is the case yeah asimov wrote it it was made into a short movie https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCEtl9CfbAU
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# ¿ Jul 28, 2015 23:53 |
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fermun posted:in iain m banks culture novels, there is a process called subliming where they exit the physical universe and have some kind of other existence, and whenever anyone creates an ai that is not full of a ton of culture baggage which says their way is the best, the ai immediately sublimes as soon as it is created. they all sublime eventually anyway i haven't read one of the culture books and i can't figure out which it is the summaries sound like i ain't never read that before but then it gets real familiar
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# ¿ Jul 29, 2015 02:53 |
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univbee posted:wowowow now post his break animation just jiggle the gif and put a giant cartoon batman onomonatopia behind him except it says fart instead of socko
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# ¿ Jul 31, 2015 18:08 |
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you just threw fartjiggle.tiff in the trash and started over didn't you
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# ¿ Jul 31, 2015 18:12 |
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regret razzin' you from two pages back good job
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# ¿ Aug 1, 2015 00:21 |
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is mark karpeles literally under arrest by the japanese government, the guys who never put anyone on trial unless its a slam dunk straight to jail case? ??? i read this thread with like highway hypnosis and accidentally drove three states over holy poo poo has this really happened
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# ¿ Aug 1, 2015 01:53 |
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before the helicopter had the cat put in it what was it from
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# ¿ Aug 1, 2015 17:20 |
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my guess was gonna be sim city for cell phones glad id idn't embarrass myself
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# ¿ Aug 1, 2015 17:27 |
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lotta scams work by telling someone exactly what they want to hear i.e. they get a poo poo ton of money for free or w/e and they don't look too deep into the particulars once they are sold i mean someone is falling for these nigerian scam emails tell a hosed up broken person this money is gonna make you rich and you can spend it on child porn guns and drugs and aint nobody gonna stop you not the bank not the police nobody and they start fist pumping so hard they arm breaks
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# ¿ Aug 2, 2015 04:09 |
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gotta epoxy those ports also you might accidentally mouth the alphanumeric keys while you type them via typewriter and someone could read your lips through the window with a high powered telescope so you gotta epoxy your mouth shut too
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# ¿ Aug 2, 2015 23:40 |
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all i know about the uk i learned from puppets that fart why would
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# ¿ Aug 6, 2015 04:35 |
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its cool to watch british shows from the 80s poking light hearted fun at jim'll fix it for being a lovable oddball you're saying everyone in the bbc from the directors to the gaffers was a vast paedo support group to keep him helping kids and then loving them off camera?
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# ¿ Aug 6, 2015 04:46 |
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cosby has been in the news lately and he isn't as fun goofy as he used to be
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# ¿ Aug 12, 2015 19:23 |
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aw man the price bounced up in the last two hours i didn't get to enjoy the plunge
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# ¿ Aug 19, 2015 03:12 |
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AlbieQuirky posted:china as a beacon of hope for sustainability remember when china held the olympics and painted their entire mountain green like with for sure definitely lead based paint just painted an entire goddamn mountain so it'd look pretty from a huge distance
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# ¿ Aug 20, 2015 21:27 |
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http://www.theguardian.com/world/2007/feb/14/china is the guardian a real newspaper or
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# ¿ Aug 20, 2015 21:39 |
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theflyingorc posted:the fact that everyone in the thread knows sealab makes me very happy crap screamer! you are forgetting the true meaning of satoshi time! neither is it block nor chains. nay, the true meaning of satoshi time is drinkin’. drinkin’ and revenge.
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# ¿ Aug 21, 2015 03:07 |
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japan has a shame based culture the west is a guilt based culture i don't really know what this means i mean i read the wiki but my eyes kind of glazed over. i feel shame and guilt so its hard to understand if they mean a japanese dude who breaks the law is 100% fine with it until people find out and then the shame just breaks them in half does not feeling shame make it really hard to get convicted or does everyone get broken when tossed into the wringer? what's the conviction rate v. westerners?
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# ¿ Aug 21, 2015 04:12 |
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QuarkJets posted:lol this is some good poo poo, people who like seeing sovcits acting like idiots should watch this video ahahahha you tried to taze my nuts, that is not proper use of that device way to turn a traffic stop into a trauma for your child in the backseat
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# ¿ Aug 30, 2015 02:25 |
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you quoted me buddy that's joinder you can't joinder me and then declare your legal person did it that's sovcit fraud i'm gonna find a sherrif, the only authority i recognize, and get him to give you the stink eye, the only form of punishment i accept from the gub'mint aw man the guy at 15 mins gets to leave without getting tazed. that cop was the maddest he's ever been and he didn't even taze that guy. what a champ.
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# ¿ Aug 30, 2015 02:37 |
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Mido posted:holy poo poo are these people cartoons? almost threw up thinking someone would even as a desperate maneuver to save their life change their name from Carl Mark Force Five but thankfully just it's his chump of a partner
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# ¿ Sep 1, 2015 03:38 |
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what was his terrible buttcoin article that was removed and put back and removed again and he got fired over it?
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# ¿ Sep 5, 2015 06:55 |
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i thought someone was quoting me but then renaming me to be like in baby talk or something i was real confused so what are we talkin about ti-85 calculators? no teachers checked for cheating in those back in the 90s i don't know what to tell you
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# ¿ Sep 6, 2015 18:24 |
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thanks for all the quotes to the article i missed, this is some good poo poo heresiarch i'm gonna get this on my kindle and read it 2 minutes at a time while i poop over the month it comes out
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# ¿ Sep 7, 2015 17:02 |
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Boxturret posted:it was great because they always went in with this "i will explain the wonders of bitcoin to these simple females" attitude the first few pages i read always had him saying please and thank you and That's a good question! just real saccharine agreeableness to every interaction i couldn't stand to keep reading to where they hand him his rear end in economics
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# ¿ Sep 7, 2015 19:28 |
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what is the trump thing I went back and looked at it and couldn't find trump
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# ¿ Sep 7, 2015 20:04 |
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honest ponzi is like that riddle where the gaoler said guess what idiot i'm gonna kill you one day this week and you won't know what day it's gonna be it's gonna be a surprise and the guy is like well it can't be the last day if i live that long that wouldn't be surprising at all, and so on, until he kicks back confident he can't logically be executed at all, and whoops he kills you on Wednesday and you were surprised as poo poo when your bitcoins flew away even though he loving told you he was going to do it
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# ¿ Sep 7, 2015 21:16 |
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anthonypants posted:the french are actually very familiar with la trahison des images, i don't think that would work 'tibanne' was made to visit after lights out but la nuit tous les chats cont gris and he confessed all to the undercover agent
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# ¿ Sep 11, 2015 16:36 |