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neonbregna
Aug 20, 2007

echinopsis posted:

what apple store :qq:

what first world country doesn't have multiple apple stores in 30 miles

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neonbregna
Aug 20, 2007
thanks timb the apple pencil is beautiful

neonbregna
Aug 20, 2007

neonbregna
Aug 20, 2007


stolen from another thread

neonbregna
Aug 20, 2007

PleasureKevin posted:

can you link me to said thread so i can face my accusers as is my right

your here?

it came from the star citizen

neonbregna
Aug 20, 2007

zen death robot posted:

why does everyone in here hope they get rid of the headphone jack again?

do you not like big thin phones?

neonbregna
Aug 20, 2007

Beeftweeter posted:

earpods sound terrible and beats are tacky as poo poo

sorry gramps but apple products are not for olds

neonbregna
Aug 20, 2007

poty posted:

this isnt the 5 figgies thread

:melter::boom::chanpop::fyh::master:

neonbregna
Aug 20, 2007

Binary Badger posted:

http://appleinsider.com/articles/16/01/11/apples-new-4-inch-handset-rumored-to-be-named-iphone-5e-sport-a8-cpu-1gb-ram

wtf may as well just reissue the 5s again

is there really that much demand for 4 inch phones?

lol at apple going back to 1983 naming conventions

just going by this thread alone there are a lot of small hand havers

neonbregna
Aug 20, 2007

Stux posted:

much like the dvd drive the 3.5mm port must die so future generations can be free

stux is right

neonbregna
Aug 20, 2007

zen death robot posted:

you actually bought and drank soylent

yes I actually conducted an experiment instead of relying on hearsay. there is really no words to express how terrible soylent actually is unless you experience it for yourself.

neonbregna
Aug 20, 2007

pseudorandom name posted:

I would've thought the sweetness from the lead would've masked the mold flavor

I did the experiment on soylent 1.4 I think and I would not be surprised if the lead was high as gently caress. lethargy (due to what I suspect was haemolytic anaemia) would be my guess since after an non physical 8 hour work day I would be exhausted and experience sleep that was deep as gently caress.

neonbregna
Aug 20, 2007

infernal machines posted:

you should see how the bottles under the sink stack up. i know conventional wisdom says not to drink that stuff, but that's just hearsay really, you need to experiment to get useful data

who occupies the space I use to dwell in your heart

neonbregna
Aug 20, 2007

infernal machines posted:

it's full of pseudo-nutritious cum-analogue created by an imbecile, i'm sorry

no need to be sorry. I will treasure the moments we spent intertwined with each other. namaste.

neonbregna
Aug 20, 2007

mishaq posted:

2011 MacBook Pro with an ssd supremacy

i believe it has been stated before but there really should be an apple six figgies thread and an apple sub six figgies thread.

neonbregna
Aug 20, 2007

Amethyst posted:

who cares about the legality. paying the guys who popularized the concept is honorable and apple are gently caress heads

commit seppoku for thinking something so shameful

neonbregna
Aug 20, 2007

Polo-Rican posted:

Apple's 4-Inch iPhone to Be Called "iPhone 5se"

can't wait until 2020 when tim unveils the iphone5sepqosz

just call it the iPhone for proles and small dick havers

neonbregna
Aug 20, 2007

YA BOY ETHAN COUCH posted:

same but cherry vanilla zero

vanilla zero is the best and being able to add subtle flavor notes is awesome. any idea how much one of the machines cost?

neonbregna
Aug 20, 2007

Linguica posted:

another yosposter with an unfortunate hairline

:boom:

neonbregna
Aug 20, 2007

BONGHITZ posted:

lol at people who choose not to get iphones on purpose, just lol

we call these degenerates poors

neonbregna
Aug 20, 2007

Smythe posted:

thats interesting. everyone i know calls you FuckTard Bitch

nice five figgies impotent rage

neonbregna
Aug 20, 2007

Stymie posted:

lol tim is working damage control hard since the iwatch failed and the iphone 6s is tanking

he can't release the 5se fast enough

hosed up if true

neonbregna
Aug 20, 2007

Stymie posted:

it's true

the iphone 6s is the worst selling iphone of all time, so much so that they had to cut back production

and the iwatch is so bad they don't even announce sales figures

now tim is shaping the narrative that their upcoming fiscal quarter is going to be awful because of "currency problems" (read: failing products)

what does this mean that stymie is right?

edit : death to timb

neonbregna
Aug 20, 2007

hosed up if pleasurekevin/seraph84 is the voice of reason

neonbregna
Aug 20, 2007

as gently caress

neonbregna
Aug 20, 2007

Smythe posted:

9001 impotent mentally ill YOSPOSters standing squat in defense of their favorite AIDS infected operating system. 188 of pages of FAIL

please stop kink shaming. bug chasing a legitimate fetish.

neonbregna
Aug 20, 2007

a good troll :golfclap:

neonbregna
Aug 20, 2007

zen death robot posted:

oh man I see someone is laying down epic burns on everyone who doesn't bust out the Amex for every time they go pick up some toilet paper from the store fuckin badass

if your Amex isn't atleast gold you have my pity

neonbregna
Aug 20, 2007

Stymie posted:

steve was honest in his distaste for tech workers and he was correct

stebe was right all tech workers should hang http://www.sfgate.com/news/article/S-F-tech-worker-Homeless-riff-raff-ruining-6837917.php

neonbregna
Aug 20, 2007

theultimo posted:

add ons and possibly flash on mobile

die fucktard

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neonbregna
Aug 20, 2007

zen death robot posted:

I like mine as well

same it is very needs suiting

neonbregna
Aug 20, 2007
Apple Music is confirmed good https://instagram.com/p/BDqGp0JDvPa/

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neonbregna
Aug 20, 2007
rip Apple I guess

neonbregna
Aug 20, 2007

neonbregna
Aug 20, 2007

Amethyst posted:

I do actually, Pleasure Kevin, the guy who is known by everyone to be an actual loser irl.

wait was it ever actually confirmed that pleasurekevin and seraph are the same person. there was a lot of circumstantial evidence that pointed to this being the case.

neonbregna
Aug 20, 2007

Luigi Thirty posted:

In the past years I've regularly sent letters to [Apple CEO] Tim Cook, asking about the state of WO (being the naggy guy I am) and recently, I was contacted by Apple executive relations regarding my questions. The guy I spoke to called a couple of times, at first, he had absolutely no idea what WO was but the second time he called, he had obtained information and had a clear statement: "WebObjects is a discontinued product and will never be upgraded."

http://money.cnn.com/2016/05/04/technology/steve-jobs-apple-webobjects/index.html?iid=ob_homepage_tech_pool

:hfive:

neonbregna
Aug 20, 2007

Luigi Thirty posted:

new ios update bricks the ipad pro

work for my iPad Pro king size

neonbregna
Aug 20, 2007

zen death robot posted:

amd cards are garbage and apple is dumb for insisting on using them still

neonbregna
Aug 20, 2007
welp watch update I think just bricked my Apple Watch thanks Timb

edit: did a restart and force restart works now :)

neonbregna fucked around with this message at 12:46 on May 24, 2016

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neonbregna
Aug 20, 2007

maniacdevnull posted:

Nice to meet you twenty percent off, I'm Dad.

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9OYZ04mCGCo

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