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further can't wait to hear from people who get any sort of facial surgery done, which will be quite possible given the price point
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# ¿ Sep 13, 2017 03:28 |
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# ¿ May 11, 2024 14:00 |
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uncurable mlady posted:iPhone x gon give it to ya specifically rsi from constantly having to swipe up to do anything
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# ¿ Sep 13, 2017 04:03 |
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the A11 chip will let you experience the software bloat 100x more!
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# ¿ Sep 13, 2017 06:14 |
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The Management posted:btw the faceid sensor is basically a primesense Kinect motion tracker, except higher resolution. "it's like this terrible, failed product only moreso" you know you got a winner on your hands when you pick up a technology that microsoft abandoned
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# ¿ Sep 13, 2017 18:31 |
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yeah the kinect was going gangbusters before those ol' meanies at apple bought them out they literally designed the xb1x around kinect and nobody wanted it and had to scramble to take it out of the box at the last possible minute
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# ¿ Sep 13, 2017 18:39 |
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another wonderful product that sat on retailer shelves gathering dust until they got returned
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# ¿ Sep 13, 2017 18:43 |
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at least it's comforting that apple is picking up microsoft's scraps too and not just samsung's
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# ¿ Sep 13, 2017 18:45 |
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Plank Walker posted:but enough about your love of winphones that's shaggar not me
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# ¿ Sep 13, 2017 19:09 |
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# ¿ Sep 13, 2017 23:39 |
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it's ironic that the iphonx requires a bunch of gestures to operate since it's a big gesture in and of itself: a middle finger to the consumer and steve's memory
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# ¿ Sep 14, 2017 07:40 |
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can't wait for tim's next keynote where he talks about how excited he is about the iphone 8 and iphonx and doesn't ever mention sales numbers
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# ¿ Sep 15, 2017 19:45 |
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one upshot of having no fewer than five different phone models available at any one time is at least one of them, possibly two, are revised versions of hardware so you don't have to buy the first iteration of an apple product (which is a very dumb and bad idea) the problem is apple's new strategy is to roll out new hardware every year from now on so eventually you will always have to buy first-run products
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# ¿ Sep 16, 2017 18:31 |
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the only way you could think that vaping doesn't stink is if your sense of smell has been previously eradicated by actual smoking
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# ¿ Sep 16, 2017 19:42 |
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i'm surprised that echi is making the case so strongly for complete tobacco and alcohol prohibition but here we are
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# ¿ Sep 17, 2017 07:10 |
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obscuring file location/naming/folder hierarchy was a good decision that was made by the teams who designed the iphone and ipad because those devices do not need robust storage maintenance the fact that they're shoehorning it into ios 11 in the face of all evidence to the contrary is further proof that tim is terrified of samsung and other android manufacturers the actual ridiculous-looking act of manipulating files on ios 11 is just the terrible cherry on top of the terrible batch of ideas he's had since the start of his tenure
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# ¿ Sep 19, 2017 20:07 |
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Linguica posted:a mashup of ios3 and ios7 would result in... ios5??? someone light up the stymie signal it won't be as good as ios 5 until they drop apple maps and fire johnny ives and tim (preferably into the sun)
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# ¿ Sep 19, 2017 21:24 |
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lol i forgot about the istylus back to poking your devices with a stick, in defiance of steve's wisdom
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# ¿ Sep 20, 2017 06:00 |
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Linguica posted:ah, of course lol forever
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# ¿ Sep 20, 2017 21:22 |
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FMguru posted:the key takeaway: gently caress cancer careful, this is a controversial sentiment, especially in the apple thread you might get super edgelords making tasteless jokes eg: the below post Stymie fucked around with this message at 22:02 on Sep 21, 2017 |
# ¿ Sep 21, 2017 21:42 |
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coke posted:ah yes the good ol "will be fixed with an update later" yet another example of tim's lack of leadership steve wouldn't have let his subordinates push out an unfinished product to meet a deadline and get a bonus, he would delay the product and not give them the bonus because they didn't loving earn it
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# ¿ Sep 21, 2017 22:29 |
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saying ios 10 "works" is a pretty big stretch
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# ¿ Sep 22, 2017 20:40 |
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dunno beyond it being a popular av to give out to other people it's a classic from the lf days also, it's clearly a cat
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# ¿ Sep 22, 2017 20:53 |
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i want to laugh at this but it's just sad, why would you do this?
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# ¿ Sep 23, 2017 06:29 |
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even if you were foolish enough to install ios 11 at least be patient enough to wait for the .1 release for some semblance of stability
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# ¿ Sep 25, 2017 02:30 |
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bump_fn posted:
jesus wept
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# ¿ Sep 25, 2017 21:04 |
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touch id improving to 70% accuracy would be a dramatic improvement it's always been bad, you're just now noticing
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# ¿ Sep 28, 2017 08:27 |
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Bulgogi Hoagie posted:today i found out that there are literally almost no banks supporting apple pay in europe, and the two countries leading in apple pay adoption by far are the U.K. and... Russia apple pay is another one of the recent screw ups by tim that they're just trying to quietly ignore and eventually put to bed
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# ¿ Sep 28, 2017 23:45 |
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Bulgogi Hoagie posted:actually it's really excellent and i use it all over europe, having some accounts with the non poo poo banks just an fyi, prefacing a bald-faced lie with "actually" doesn't make it true or interesting to read, so you might want to avoid that in the future
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# ¿ Sep 28, 2017 23:57 |
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pre-bent for your convenience
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# ¿ Sep 29, 2017 23:18 |
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The Management posted:because lightning was created before usb-c? because lightning is stiff enough to mount the entire phone in whereas usb C is not designed for that? because lightning is thinner? nope tim wanted another dedicated accessory to monetize since he can only think about things in terms of attach rate instead of actual product quality
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# ¿ Oct 2, 2017 18:55 |
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The Management posted:lightning: Introduced on September 12, 2012 when the iPhone 5 was launched. cool but usb-c and lightning are unrelated aside from each being a type of connector tim pushed lightning because he wanted a dedicated accessories segment for his badphones
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# ¿ Oct 2, 2017 19:03 |
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Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:magnetic charging means lightning port is on the way out sometime in the future anyway nah they'll have to keep the lightning port since wireless charging has everyone's iphones busting open like techno pinatas
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# ¿ Oct 2, 2017 20:33 |
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Doc Block posted:they already had a dedicated accessories segment with the 30-pin connector you dumbfuck no, the 30-pin connector was steve's idea tim had to make waves and create an all new accessory to establish himself as the savvy leader he thinks he is and so he could soak third parties who were trying to carve up his sweet, sweet accessory sales tim's ideal company is basically monster cable because they don't have to mess around with any of those pesky "phones" or "computers" that actually require vision or leadership to create
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# ¿ Oct 3, 2017 07:45 |
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Fabricated posted:I have yet to meet anyone IRL that likes the touchbar nobody in yospos likes it either, they're trolling if they say they do just fyi
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# ¿ Oct 4, 2017 17:37 |